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[Zardnaar]

As some of you may know I have a thing for dumping on KV5s. Its not because the average KV5 driver is worse than any other tanker its just the KV5 going by Snibs stats thread is now the worst tank in the game with a 44% win rate which is approaching that of a typical AFKer which the forums seems to believe has a 40% win rate. This poster has a personal belief the KV5 needs to burn in hell for existing I found a tnak with a 37% win rate. THis tanker needs to uninstall the game.Anyway since name and shame is banned on these forums I made an effort to protect this posters identity. This dumb pubbie has a 37% win rate in his GW type E which is 6% lower than the average KV5 driver.


Upon further investigation it was revealed that he tried to blame luck and MM for his horrid results.



Anyway if you see this mysterious tanker in a pub game solo in a GW type E you have a massive chance of actually winning. Odds are his team will let a scout tank through or something or MM screws him over. Pray you get a KV5 on your team which is more useful than this sad sack. Next he will be claiming his 247 ping let him down.

Thank you forum users.

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[darklegends8]

I'm not sure whether to lol or be completely confused.

[SonOfHail]

Best KV-5 win rate?

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[VanPelt]

Looks to me that barring the M2, his stats are pretty good...

[cmdr_riker]

Good Stuff, You missed the name up top though lol

[Shackram]

Seems like he should be transferred to SDP.

[Nineball]

And that hit rate. Such a baddie

[CaptainCrackShot]

EDIT: Wow,-6? For what?
I guess some people dont know what sarcasm is.

[dwaindwarf]

You forgot to take your medication again, didn't you  

[bobbyjoe]

Hint: Dont look at his other stats.

P.s. Hint: dont look at anything he crossed out  

[ITDUDE]

<Sarcasm>
Good thing you crossed out the name of the tanker. You know, no shame or blame and all that...  
</Sarcasm>

EDIT: Sarcasm tag added for those who don't know what that is.

[wizard_69]

Going by the garage shot and the screen pic I would have to assume your the phantom GW Type E player or did u hack his account and password to get it. -1 for trying to bully this guy instead of helping him.

[Gary007]

lol funny as bro funny as....+1 for a laugh

[Orion03]

ha ha ha ha

[Steeltrap]

wizard_69, on Mar 27 2012 - 06:44, said:

Going by the garage shot and the screen pic I would have to assume your the phantom GW Type E player or did u hack his account and password to get it. -1 for trying to bully this guy instead of helping him.

Please tell me this is irony.

Either that or I bet you have a KV-5, LOL.

[Zardnaar]

Humour I don't haz its.

[Paulsmith]

spot on, it must be a cameo appearance (as himself of course). I did laugh, especially when you look at the other stats  

[scharnhorst310]

That's nothing Zar I've seen a guy with 31% win percentage after 500 battles in a tier 10... We are not all equal in our abilities at this game.

[julznikita]

win loss rate how can you get a fair idea when the game has hackers and alike in it

[Grisbane]

nah, that isn't bad, my e75 can't buy a win atm, true i just got it, and i only have the long 105 and top KT engine on it, but it should do better than 24% win rate...  i just can't seem to use it effectively atm..  i beat down an e-100 earlier got close to killing him..  then comes along the friendly opposing bat chat to donate his 6 rounds into my engine as the e100 makes sure he tracks me so i cannot defend myself..  typical games i'm in..  it's not mm, i think part of it is that its all but stock, and the other is i'm just not used to it...   guess i was spoiled by my KT...  of course it doesn't have a good win rate either..  oh and before you knock the gw-e, my hummel has 71 kills in 56 matches and more damage than the typical hummel with that many games, yet it only has a 40% win rate..  in that case you can't really put it all on arty..  just crap luck in players who like to do stupid stuff in pubs...   arty only does as well as the team protecting it..  if it dies right away, the team let themselves down....