Posted May 08 2012 - 15:51
+1 to you, sir.
Posted May 08 2012 - 15:53
Posted May 08 2012 - 15:54
(Real Tankers of Genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Arty Guardian
(Mr. Arty Guardian)
You're only a tiger in a T8 game and they have two AMX40's. It's a light! Why not camp with your rear end to your GW Tiger? Make sure he knows he owes you one when you both die.
(omg stupid gwt why didnt you SAVE US. gimme dolla.)
When you're told thats not the way to do it, ragequit the game.
(Arty are OP. Need to protect them with everything.)
You never know when that M3 Lee might sneak past your front lines. Keep vigilant, Mr. Arty Guardian.
(i'll stick with the s-51)
When you are both killed with a single shell, don't come a'crying. Nice job, Mr. Arty Guardian.
(Mr. Arty Guardian...)
Posted May 08 2012 - 16:19
Posted May 08 2012 - 16:26
Province presents: Real Tankers of Genius
(Reeeeeal Tankers of Gee-ee-een-yus)
Today we salute YOU, Mr. Kill-Stealer T-K-er
(Mister Kill-Stealer Tee-Kay-ay-er!)
Nestled in your palace courtyard, you dominate the entire map center.
(Got this sniper nest alllllll scoped!)
When the foes stream down to the buildings below, you choose your first enemy, hitting the "T" key.
(Yo! That's *my* victim!)
But after ramming your first two shots home, an ally light tank races to the opening edge, blocks your view and kills YOUR victim.
(Wave my "Do-You-Know-Who-I-Am?" card!)
Raging like The Hulk, you ram your ally, lose a track and 1-shot him into the oblivion he so rightfully deserves.
(Show you who's boss, like a bawss)
For your current efforts, you disadvantage your team and, due to your past efforts, you gain an impressive bullseye on your back for a time.
(That's an Awesome shade of blue!)
Enjoy your current team's indignation and the warm welcome you will receive in the games to come.
(Mister Kill-Stealer Tee-Kay-ay-ay-er!)
Posted May 08 2012 - 16:28
Posted May 08 2012 - 16:31
Posted May 08 2012 - 17:32
The OPFOR drives down the west flank, with 75% of their forces, finds only 3 of us hopelessly guarding and then drives over to cap. Tiger has just made the hill at that point, while calling us noobs and rushers.
Yes, if you are driving at 7kph, everyone is a rusher. I agree.
Posted May 08 2012 - 18:09
Campinovka presents real tankers of genius.
(Real tankers of genius!)
Today we salute you Mr. Teammate rushing the enemy team who has all td's.
(Mr. Teammate rushing the enemy team who has all td's. )
Your frustration with open maps and the fact your still havens been top tier makes this game a straw breaker.
( I'm an M6 dammit!)
So your decision to rush the other side despite them all being TD's is sound.
(they won't see it coming!)
Then when you get shot by ten tanks at once three feet from base, you sacrifice has been ultimate.
(OMG that bush just shot me)
And now one tank down, your team is figuring out a defensive strategy for the game.
(We totally could of had that!)
So sit back for the next 14 minutes and enjoy the show, or lack thereof Mr. Teammate rushing the enemy team who has all TD's, you've earned it.
(Mr. Teammate rushing the enemy team who has all td's!)
Posted May 08 2012 - 18:22
Posted May 08 2012 - 18:28
Posted May 08 2012 - 20:02
Posted May 08 2012 - 20:25
Posted May 08 2012 - 20:54
Posted May 09 2012 - 05:10
Patch 7.3 presents, real tankers of genius
(Real tankers of Genius)
Today we celebrate you, Mr. Lets Suicide my new tank guy.
(Mr. lets suicide my new tank guy!)
It takes guts to face an onslaught of enemies by yourself, but something completely else to do it on purpose.
(I can take them!)
It doesn't matter that your crew is barely 100% or that you've never driven the tank before, you've got guts and a desire to prove this tank is OP.
(Why am I not bouncing shots?!)
You'll show them all with amazing gunmanship, great driving, and the inability to hit anything in front of you.
(Buff this tank now!)
Now your the equivalent of swiss cheese, and your team is down one tier 10 tank.
(I should of gone east!)
So sit back, look over your stats and wonder why your tank is a crater, Mr. Lets Suicide my new tank guy, you earned it.
(Mr. Lets Suicide my new tank guy!)
Edited by otakuben, May 09 2012 - 05:11.
Posted May 09 2012 - 05:52
Today we Salute you Mr. I'll run the battle after I'm dead Guy,
(mr. I'll run the battle after I'm Dead Guy)
You've already died passing the local TD,
(was that a shrub that just killed me?)
And now everyone will know about the flank you didn't defend and how we are all noobs,
( I just started playin!)
Go ahead and tell the arty what to hit, after all, you can see what they can,
(I feel the Finger..))
So sit back in your armchair, and watch Patton again Mr. I'll run the battle after I'm dead Guy, you earned it,
(Mr. I'll run the battle after I'm dead Guy)
Edited by YusefAdama, May 09 2012 - 05:57.
Posted May 09 2012 - 13:39
Posted May 09 2012 - 13:49
(Real Tankers of Genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Overly Dedicated tanker
(Mr. Overly Dedicated Taaaanker!)
Normally a person would try to get some sleep, but you have some massive grinding to do and it will only take you 3 days
(Who needs it anyway!)
When you get put in a bad match you take it personally
When the going gets tough you get cussing
(*Beep* this stuff too!)
You buy into the trolling of people on the forums such as Overlord
(It is so obvious!)
You have been in so many battles you believe you were in War World 2
(I want my medal!)
You're job just called, you have to come intoday or your fired
(Who needs a job?)
You may have lost your wife, kids, and your house, but are least you still have a garage of tanks and that is all that matters
(They are so pixelly)
So kick back in your cardboard box and crack open a nice cold one, you need and deserve it.
(Mr. Overly Dedicated Taaaaaaaaaankerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!)
Edited by sargefan19, May 09 2012 - 14:58.