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Kermut #1 Posted Jul 13 2012 - 23:44

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Please help my (Tank) is UP!

The developers who are of (ethnic background hostile to mine) have nerfed my tank because it is (not of nationality of developers).  They recently (removed gun/changed stats/changed exhaust color) of my tank in a (ninja/soft) nerf.

I don't know why they changed my (Tank) to a different playstyle than the one I was used to, but now my (Tank) sucks.  I wish I had never wasted time playing (game) because those stupid (ethinic race) developers were so clearly out to lure me in to waste my money and time.

I just want you all to know that the entire (Nationality, ethnicity, or sexual prefence) tank line is hated by the devs and is a waste of time.

I could learn to play a different (Tank) in game that better suits my playstyle, but I thought this rant would be more productive.

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Sry, just thought I would try a little comedy (if a bit sarcastic) to dilute the complaining coming from the forums on 7.5 tank balance.  I'm all for constructive criticism, but let's keep it constructive please.  I dunno how many posts I've seen alternatively calling the M48 an OP thunderbolt from heaven or an UP POS.

Also, if you are upset with how a tank plays, please consider grinding a new tank line that better suits you.  I know it takes time, but with the new MM you just might have fun in the mid tiers (this is aimed mostly at the JpE100 ppl who are upset with the change from the sniper JT to the derp JpE).


EDIT: On a side note, there is a consumable sale going on, so it might be a good idea to buy a ton of the common ones (small repair, medkit, fire extinguisher) for 1,500 a pop rather than the usual 3,000.  Should help with grinding that new tank line =)

Edited by Kermut, Jul 14 2012 - 00:19.


tourmentor0 #2 Posted Jul 13 2012 - 23:49

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View PostKermut, on Jul 13 2012 - 23:44, said:

Please help my (Tank) is UP!

The developers who are of (ethnic background hostile to mine) have nerfed my tank because it is (not of nationality of developers).  They recently (removed gun/changed stats/changed exhaust color) of my tank in a (ninja/soft) nerf.

I don't know why they changed my (Tank) to a different playstyle than the one I was used to, but now my (Tank) sucks.  I wish I had never wasted time playing (game) because those stupid (ethinic race) developers were so clearly out to lure me in to waste my money and time.

I just want you all to know that the entire (Nationality, ethnicity, or sexual prefence) tank line is hated by the devs and is a waste of time.

I could learn to play a different (Tank) in game that better suits my playstyle, but I thought this rant would be more productive.

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Sry, just thought I would try a little comedy (if a bit sarcastic) to dilute the complaining coming from the forums on 7.5 tank balance.  I'm all for constructive criticism, but let's keep it constructive please.  I dunno how many posts I've seen alternatively calling the M48 an OP thunderbolt from heaven or an UP POS>

Also, if you are upset with how a tank plays, please consider grinding a new tank line that better suits you.  I know it takes time, but with the new MM you just might have fun in the mid tiers (this is aimed mostly at the JpE100 ppl who are upset with the change from the sniper JT to the derp JpE).

This guy :Smile_Default:

I'd give u a +1 but I'm all out for the day!

otakuben #3 Posted Jul 13 2012 - 23:51

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I have a flow chart for those occasions...

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tourmentor0 #4 Posted Jul 13 2012 - 23:53

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View Postotakuben, on Jul 13 2012 - 23:51, said:

I have a flow chart for those occasions...

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I hope you don't mind but I'm downloading this for personal use! lol

otakuben #5 Posted Jul 13 2012 - 23:54

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Be my guest. I made the flow chart for everyone else.

paradat #6 Posted Jul 14 2012 - 00:10

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lol GREAT post.

At first I was shaking my head and the stupidity then saw the genius in joke.

Well done!

Kermut #7 Posted Jul 14 2012 - 00:17

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View Postparadat, on Jul 14 2012 - 00:10, said:

lol GREAT post.

At first I was shaking my head and the stupidity then saw the genius in joke.

Well done!

Thanks :Smile_Default:

MedicOnDuty #8 Posted Jul 14 2012 - 00:39

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