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Tazilon #1 Posted Aug 02 2012 - 19:02

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THE STRONGEST TANK
MAP: Cliff
TANK: VK-2801
SHOOTING: 10-10 for 1,755 damage
PROFIT: ~18,300
MEDALS: Top Gun, Sniper


When you declare yourself the strongest tank at the beginning of the battle, you'ld best back it up.  In this case, he was right about the tank type  but wrong about the driver...

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The following replays are 3 back to back to back games I had on Sunday...
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PROKTOLOGY
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FLANK A BOO
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AN ENSKCITING MATCH
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2v1 FAIL
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HINDSIGHT
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A WALK IN THE PARK
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ARCTIC ACE
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ENSK RAIDER
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REDSHIRE RICHES
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MalinSCOUTovka
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HIGHWAY ROBBERY
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DESERT TEAM WORK
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NO JOY IN MUDLAKEVILLE
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MUCKING UP MURO
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STEPPE DELAY
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AIRBALL

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I'LL KILL YA WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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SNIPING?  ITS GOLDEN!

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EYES IN YOUR SAND

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FISHING FOR FRAGS
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WASTING WESTFIELD
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AN UNCONVENTIONAL DEFENSE

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RING AROUND THE ROSIE
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HIDING IN THE OPEN

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HEATING UP THE ARCTI
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KLEANING UP KARELIA
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A TACTICAL RETREAT TO THEIR REAR

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DUEL IN THE DESERT
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PARKIN' IT
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NINJITSU
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SAND DOLLARS
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ENSKAPADES
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BOOMIN' FOR A BURDA
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KAMIKAZEFEST

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SPG STICKING
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FRUSTRATED FISHER
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DERPING DOWNTOWN
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WHACK A ROACH
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AIRING OUT THE FIELD
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ENSK ORLIK
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FISH FOOD
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Edited by Tazilon, Sep 24 2012 - 17:10.


Tazilon #2 Posted Aug 03 2012 - 07:06

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AIRING OUT THE FIELD

MAP:  Airfield
TANK: VK-2801
SHOOTING:  11-18 for 2,322 damage
PROFIT: ~22,000
MEDALS:  Top Gun, Kamikaze

This Top Gun shows off some of the big hit capability of the Cougar's 105mm.

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Edited by Tazilon, Sep 12 2012 - 19:42.


Tazilon #3 Posted Aug 04 2012 - 04:05

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WHACK A ROACH
MAP:  Fjords
TANK: VK-2801
SHOOTING: 13-17 for 2,336 damage
PROFIT: ~22,000
MEDALS:  Top Gun, Ace Tanker (previously awarded for higher score)

We start the game with 4 Cockroaches per side.  I call ELC AMXs that because they remind me roaches - little flat bugs that scurry about real fast but are easy to kill.  I monitor the middle of the map until the path to the Hill is clear, then I climb up and unleash my 105mm...

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Tazilon #4 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 01:57

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DERPING DOWNTOWN
MAP:  Ensk
MODE: Encounter
TANK: VK-2801
SHOOTING: 7-11 for 1,424 damage
PROFIT:  ~16,500
MEDALS:  Top Gun
I start off sprinting down the 1 line and take out 1 of their Artys and TDs then play Search and Destroy the rest of the game, especially with the T-50 which seems intent on avoiding me the rest of the fight.
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zachdogg #5 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 04:33

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more vk, getting old

Tazilon #6 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 17:21

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FRUSTRATED FISHER
MAP:  Fisherman's Bay
TANK:  VK-2801
SHOOTING:  17-24 for 1,806 damage
PROFIT: ~15,500
MEDALS:  Orliks, Kamikaze
Sometimes you try hard but come up short.   Note the T-50 at the end trying to screw up my position on the T95.   He could have helped a lot more by going off and engaging another tank.  A T95 is helpless against a 2801 who has his rear.
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Tazilon #7 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 17:24

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View Postzachdogg, on Aug 07 2012 - 04:33, said:

more vk, getting old

One kewl thing about the game is we get to play whatever tank we wish.  A kewl thing about the forums is we get to pick which replays we watch.  If you don't like Cougar replays, you prolly are wasting your time coming to this thread.  Have fun in World of Tanks - hope to see you in the game!  :)

The_Mad_Scot #8 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 18:45

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Well my brother, another VK driver, has told me about your play for some time.  I play the Leopard myself and may buy a VK but not certain yet.  In any case last evening I decided to sit down and watch a few films.   Ummmmm, WOW!  :Smile_Default: Really a pleasure to watch your games and see this great tank in action.  A few questions if you have the time.

1. It may have just been my perception but it seems you bounce A LOT of shots as you roll about the board.  I can't remember the last time my Leopard consistently bounced shots! LOL  Any thoughts on why you think that occurs with greater regularity on the VK?  Speed? Sloped Armor? You are just amazing. :Smile_blinky:

2. That HE gun you have seemed to do damage pretty consistently.  When I use HE rounds in my tanks I have gotten a very mediocre result with many shots simply doing nothing.  Is that canon just that good?  I mean seeing it in action like that is fast convincing me to move up to the VK2801!

3. You are an outstanding driver and very good at shooting on the run, which is most certainly a large part of your success.  My driving skills are less developed so to speak. LOL  In any case, you drive like I do in that you mostly keep your view just over the back of your tank but that usually indicates less overall awareness of the tanks around the board.  Do you make very extensive use of the mini-map or do you more or less trust your instincts regarding maps and likely zones of contact to direct your activity?

Thanks again and again it was a real pleasure to sit back and watch that German scout master the board over and over again. Hope to see you around but NOT on the other side of the field.   :Smile_ohmy:

Edited by The_Mad_Scot, Aug 07 2012 - 18:46.


Tazilon #9 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 23:05

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View PostThe_Mad_Scot, on Aug 07 2012 - 18:45, said:

Well my brother, another VK driver, has told me about your play for some time.  I play the Leopard myself and may buy a VK but not certain yet.  In any case last evening I decided to sit down and watch a few films.   Ummmmm, WOW!  :Smile_Default: Really a pleasure to watch your games and see this great tank in action.  A few questions if you have the time.

1. It may have just been my perception but it seems you bounce A LOT of shots as you roll about the board.  I can't remember the last time my Leopard consistently bounced shots! LOL  Any thoughts on why you think that occurs with greater regularity on the VK?  Speed? Sloped Armor? You are just amazing. :Smile_blinky:

2. That HE gun you have seemed to do damage pretty consistently.  When I use HE rounds in my tanks I have gotten a very mediocre result with many shots simply doing nothing.  Is that canon just that good?  I mean seeing it in action like that is fast convincing me to move up to the VK2801!

3. You are an outstanding driver and very good at shooting on the run, which is most certainly a large part of your success.  My driving skills are less developed so to speak. LOL  In any case, you drive like I do in that you mostly keep your view just over the back of your tank but that usually indicates less overall awareness of the tanks around the board.  Do you make very extensive use of the mini-map or do you more or less trust your instincts regarding maps and likely zones of contact to direct your activity?

Thanks again and again it was a real pleasure to sit back and watch that German scout master the board over and over again. Hope to see you around but NOT on the other side of the field.   :Smile_ohmy:

1)  Well, the Battles I don't bounce shots, I die in so I don't survive to do well enough to post replays...lol.  I think it also has to do with trying to give the enemy angles instead of flat surfaces and I have a pretty good internal timer on when to turn slightly to throw a shot off so it misses or grazes me.

2)  The 105mm on the Cougar is better than non-DERP guns as far as doing HE damage.  Using HE on your Leopard will never come close to duplicating the damage you get with a 2801.

3)  I use the mini-map extensively.  Situational Awareness is the single best skill to have.

Who's your brother?

Tazilon #10 Posted Aug 07 2012 - 23:59

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SPG STICKING
MAP:  Malinovka
MODE:  Assault Defense
SHOOTING:  4-6 for 1,050 damage
PROFIT:  ~35,400
MEDALS:  Scout

This replay demonstrates my Personal Route for Malinovka Defense; a route which will be published in my next edition of my Guide.  After our Arty and team clear my side of the Map, it's time to go Arty hunting.  
4 Enemy Arty...4 kills!

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I got a 136 damage shot on a Maus the other day in the 2801, fun times

The_Mad_Scot #12 Posted Aug 08 2012 - 04:34

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Who's your brother?


His game handle is Mephto.  I think you may have spoken to him a time or two.  Thanks for the answers.  They are as I expected especially with regards to situational and map awareness.  It seems to me that it is a skill that can be hard to learn but that those who have it or master it early do SUBSTANTIALLY better than most players.  Good watching and I will watch more as you post.  I always like seeing German tanks roll. :Smile_Default:

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KAMIKAZEFEST
MAP: Port
TANK:  VK-2801
SHOOTING: 9-12 for 1,621 damage
PROFIT: ~21,000
MEDALS: Scout, Kamikaze

5 kills, 3 by Ramming...

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View PostTazilon, on Aug 08 2012 - 09:34, said:

KAMIKAZEFEST
MAP: Port
TANK:  VK-2801
SHOOTING: 9-12 for 1,621 damage
PROFIT: ~21,000
MEDALS: Scout, Kamikaze

5 kills, 3 by Ramming...

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I have only been on the port map 2 times but my first kill there was my KV-1 ramming and killing a M5. think that map will see lot of ram kills. Great job as always Tazilon.

Ohh one thing I just saw on the replay as you first go over the bridge there a a sign for would of war planes on top of the building to your right lol. Nice plug WG

Tazilon #15 Posted Aug 08 2012 - 14:42

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View PostVonholtz, on Aug 08 2012 - 10:33, said:

I have only been on the port map 2 times but my first kill there was my KV-1 ramming and killing a M5. think that map will see lot of ram kills. Great job as always Tazilon.

Ohh one thing I just saw on the replay as you first go over the bridge there a a sign for would of war planes on top of the building to your right lol. Nice plug WG

lol...i will have to check that out :)

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Here links to screenshots of the add for World of War Planes I saw in your match. Sorry I do not know how to post images it dose not seem to work for me but anyone want to post them feel free.

http://www.mediafire...vn1c37i3ntohc4z


http://www.mediafire...kx3okrlx4gz6f4m

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View PostVonholtz, on Aug 08 2012 - 20:44, said:

Here links to screenshots of the add for World of War Planes I saw in your match. Sorry I do not know how to post images it dose not seem to work for me but anyone want to post them feel free.

http://www.mediafire...vn1c37i3ntohc4z


http://www.mediafire...kx3okrlx4gz6f4m

Here ya go:

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View PostDaeima, on Aug 09 2012 - 01:36, said:

Here ya go:

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Thank you.  I thought this was funny as hell when i saw this

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wow...guess i need to start perusing the scenery more...  :)

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View PostTazilon, on Aug 09 2012 - 02:38, said:

wow...guess i need to start perusing the scenery more...  :)
It was easy for me to see it I have had only 2 matchs on the map so any repalys on that map I watch to get more of the map. I was looking around for stuff.