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Otto_Weston #1 Posted Oct 24 2012 - 19:06

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"Artillery Group Alpha" is made up of a group of people that want to enjoy the game and have fun, through the usage of advanced Artillery Tactics (trolling methods). We play all tanks in our organised but relaxed activities, such as Tank Companies and Platoons, but emphasise the use of Artillery to bring rage and death to all. Join us if you're interested in playing with people who love crackpot strategies, causing WTF moments and generally causing havoc.  

http://distilleryima...00a1d034f_6.jpg

Our plans:
Tank companies, some played seriously, but others just for fun where we use nothing but arty or tier V lights... experimentation and lolz ftw!  
1. Light Brigade - nothing but Tier V Lights
2. Arty party - nothing but arties
3. Metal Storm - nothing but Vickers Mk.1 Mediums (When they come out)
4. Anything else interesting

Synchronized platooning - bringing guaranteed hilarity when you find yourselves on opposite teams, and naturally gunning for each other

We do not plan to participate in Clan Wars in the near future, but if we get enough people, we may just start.


Requirements:
Tier 3 Artillery or a Tier 5 tank
Age 16+
Under-Pants (Important one)  
Sense of humour
Optimistic outlook on life

In the market for:
American TZ Recruiter
"Webpage Forum Man" requested by the fearless crackpot Denras
More members


DEATH FROM ABOVE!
If you love arty, if you hate haters, if you want to bring down the metal rain... or if you just want to get some lolz... then join the fight, ARTY GROUP ALPHA WANTS YOU TO BRING ON THE SMACK! despite rng

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Our shells who art in barrels, hallowed be thy payload.
Thy Warhead come.
Thy kill be done,
As in the skies, as it is on impact.
Give us this day our daily barrage.
And forgive us for our tier V lights,
For we don't forgive those who use them against us,
And lead us not into counter battery,
But deliver us from scouts
For thine is the HE
And the AP
And the direct hit
For ever and ever
Splat'em.



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jjerzewski "Must enjoy Coke Zero, LSD, and occasional psychotic episodes with large calibre artillery"

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denras #2 Posted Oct 24 2012 - 19:19

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Of this thread. I approve!

Otto_Weston #3 Posted Oct 25 2012 - 09:33

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I'm glad you approve

Otto_Weston #4 Posted Nov 03 2012 - 23:32

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Bumpage

PanamanianDevil #5 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 03:55

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Do you fellows have your own website?

Otto_Weston #6 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 12:40

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Not yet, we want to recruit a guy who can make one though.

PanamanianDevil #7 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 15:50

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I don't see you fellow in the clan pages. http://worldoftanks....nity/clans/#wot

Do you guys run teamspeak?

Otto_Weston #8 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 15:52

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Here's our clan page

http://worldoftanks....00003949-A-G-A/

And we run Mumble, sometimes skype

PanamanianDevil #9 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 17:22

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Cool thanks.

Otto_Weston #10 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 19:34

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Your Welcome. If you do end up joining a clan that isn't AGA, please let us know which and why.

TY

denras #11 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 20:57

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It is true, we take great pride in our clan. That is why we are looking for someone that could create a website that will befit us. Also someone who is pretty good at Photoshop or the like would be awesome, I apparently cant draw. I still say Mr Happy is the best piece of art work ever.

PanamanianDevil #12 Posted Nov 04 2012 - 23:05

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I'll do that. I'm prior military but pure civilian now. However, organized sites that use military insignia attract me. I look forward to seeing a decent looking patch on my tank!

I have very good website development skills, and excellent Fireworks skills. (Photoshop isn't very user friendly IMO). If you see my signature in this post, that was generated from a site I personally developed. I hope that gives you a sense of my development abilities.

Otto_Weston #13 Posted Nov 05 2012 - 15:41

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Mmm, well, we could do with a person like you who's skilled with that kind of thing. If you did decide to join us, we would most likely be asking you to develop a site for us, as that's an important thing for a growing clan.

As you can see from our clan page, we aren't very big atm, but every little helps!

I wish you luck wherever you choose to go

denras #14 Posted Nov 06 2012 - 17:00

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Despite my best attempts our clan logo is primitive  some would even call it crude. We are very proud of the logo and it has come to symbolise what we do and who we are. If you do join us I would ask you to clean it up some what and add some consistency to the design.

Otto_Weston #15 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 19:40

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Well imo, it ain't crude and captures the fun nature of our clan

denras #16 Posted Nov 08 2012 - 16:37

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Your faith in my art skills is touching lol!  :arta:

PanamanianDevil #17 Posted Nov 08 2012 - 22:58

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You guys seem pretty cool. Lol  I wouldn't mind adding you to my friends list.

Well, I've decided that I'm going to hold off on joining a clan. I spent a night in a ts with a clan I was considering joining and while most of the guys were pretty cool, I didn't like that sense of "you're just a private, stay in this channel while we discuss more important matters kind of thing". I think it's because I'm an older guy who doesn't like seeing a mosquito wing next to my name. (I'm referring to private rank). However, I realize I can't expect to walk into any place and be a General though. So as a result, I formed my own clan not for competitive proposes but just as a place holder for a few friends. I also learned that I need to get some higher teir tanks before I can really even platoon around with some of these guys.

Anyway, I had promised to let you know what I decided and strive to keep my word.

Otto_Weston #18 Posted Nov 09 2012 - 18:58

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Well, thanks for telling us where you ended up.

I know what you mean about clans that are more elitist, and structured; I've been in a couple myself. Despite it being a good way to run a more competitive clan, that's not what I wanted for my time off. I want to have fun and relax when I'm playing and so AGA itself started as a clan for friends and a place to just unwind.

I wish you luck with your clan, and hope you have a good time.

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PanamanianDevil #19 Posted Nov 09 2012 - 20:53

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Thanks Otto. Hopefully I'll run into you on the battlefield.

Otto_Weston #20 Posted Nov 10 2012 - 12:41

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