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PSA: When a KV-2 is not a nice thing to see.


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Lert #1 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:43

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When you're driving around and suddenly you see a very big and very green enemy tank that looks a little like this ...
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... be very aware of what that great big refrigerator on top is doing. If it keeps looking away, no problem. But if it starts doing this ...
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... until it looks like this ...
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... don't just sit there like a noob, waiting for your shot to load or your reticle to zoom in. See that great big gaping hole in that thick pipe sticking out the refrigerator? Yeah. Bad things come out of there. Very, very bad things. And they're aimed at you.
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Too often am I driving my KV-2 and I take aim at someone and he just keeps sitting there. Before 8.1, when all I had loaded were HE rounds, this wasn't such a big issue. But now, a lot of people with big derp guns run gold shell loadouts, which in KV-2's case means en enormous shell with equally sizable damage. Even regular HE will still muck you up. When an enemy KV-2 is looking at you, go somewhere else, because he's planning to do very, very bad things to you. And he will reload before you expect him to.
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Don't get me wrong, I love the free kills. But you'd think common sense would dictate not being where that pipe is aimed.

HellbreaksLoose #2 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:46

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i find this amusing  :Smile_smile:

WiscOrangy #3 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:46

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Ninjaed

Edited by orangyvv, Nov 07 2012 - 00:46.


Hitty40 #4 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:46

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Couldn't say it any better when I had the original KV with the derp gun.

Fire_Horse #5 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:48

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I miss my kv-2.

k9catforce #6 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:52

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I actually beat KV-2's with my IS...

Lert #7 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:52

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Do you do that by sitting still in front of his gun?

Lemmy #8 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:53

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RUN!!!  :Smile_teethhappy:

ComradeHX #9 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:53

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Well, I do not usually use gold unless it absolutely cannot be penned.

Always use HE on side of french tanks.  Also possible to pen KV-1S frontally.  Usually works; if not, second shot will kill.

No reason to not stay in KV-2's sight too long, it will definitely miss. ;)

Edited by ComradeHX, Nov 07 2012 - 05:08.


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View PostHellbreaksLoose, on Nov 07 2012 - 00:46, said:

i find this amusing  :Smile_smile:
Welcome! To the world of Lert.  :Smile_Default:

JSSuper #11 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:57

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LOL...  Indeed.  Sit and wait for the inevitability..

Kids, KV-2's will hurt you.  Just say NO to the KV-2, and go tell your parental IS to handle it please!

razzi123 #12 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:57

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I find this amusing and true, all to often the enemy just sits there with a thumb up their ass just waiting to be derped...

Priory_of_Sion #13 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 00:58

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What is in that bush in the background. Something just as dangerous as the derp...          the INVISITANK!

Whee #14 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:00

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I fear no tank. But that... thing... It scares me.
No, I ain't talking about that tank, alright. ...It's not here, is it? How do I get this f**king thing off?!
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that gun. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

PaxtonBrimstone1 #15 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:02

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Herp A Derp
love my KV-2 always fun for a giggle when im feeling down.

SHISHKABOB #16 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:05

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when you look into the abyss... you will find the KV-2 staring right back at you!

wahubna #17 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:06

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Cannot remember the last time I was concerned seeing a KV2 or was even hit by one....I do remember the last 4-6 I smoked with the 1S...

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View PostWhee, on Nov 07 2012 - 01:00, said:

I fear no tank. But that... thing... It scares me.
No, I ain't talking about that tank, alright. ...It's not here, is it? How do I get this f**king thing off?!
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that gun. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

There is only one thought behind that gun, and it can be summed up thusly:  :Smile_trollface-3:

DamianSikyon #19 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:09

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In that giant refrigerator tank I two shot a Tiger P and a KV-3 with gold Derp rounds at about 10-20 meters out.

So it's a whole hell lot of fun.

Zinroe #20 Posted Nov 07 2012 - 01:10

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well said Lert.......Nothing like a good ole face smashing with the derp KV-2.....+ 1




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