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Caption Contest #9 (From Outer Space)


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Chuckerdoo #2241 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 07:44

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What, you think he drove into this ditch cause his eyes were on the road??? Grandpas 1940's pinup girl calender is in here somewhere. Just keep looking!!!

schlitch #2242 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 07:50

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Driver!  I told you swerving to avoid wildlife is NOT good!

BMCha #2243 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 08:06

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Recalculating...

benhadad #2244 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 08:12

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Darn this new physics engine!

Sunnykat #2245 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 08:13

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Talk about a hull down position...

benhadad #2246 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 08:14

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8.0 is all i have to say

A_Dumb_Cow #2247 Posted Jan 17 2013 - 08:16

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You let the commander drive and he wasnt perked in jack of trades!?

Hoffersintx518 #2248 Posted Jan 20 2013 - 02:53

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Dang it Kowalski, how many times do I have to tell you NOT TO TEXT WHILE DRIVING!!!

Brawlly #2249 Posted Jan 20 2013 - 06:05

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No you idiot! I said put a hole IN the tank, not the tank in the hole!

Auto_Loader #2250 Posted Jan 20 2013 - 16:14

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This is what happens when you have lots of money and no skills!

Yourshadow #2251 Posted Jan 21 2013 - 04:30

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Quick bury the tank before they find it!

Zain020 #2252 Posted Jan 21 2013 - 07:45

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"I told you to spring for repair. This track thing isn't as easy as it is in game.."

Edited by Zain020, Jan 21 2013 - 08:30.


wotlim #2253 Posted Jan 21 2013 - 23:16

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Now look at the mess we've got to dig ourselves out of!!!  I told you tanks don't fly and you need to work on your Off-Road Skills - not bury us in it, and NO, dirt is NOT a good camouflage.

mikwa69 #2254 Posted Jan 22 2013 - 14:55

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Dude, seriously you can't drive it like Colin Mcrae!

turbotank3 #2255 Posted Jan 22 2013 - 18:37

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"Let the female drive they said ... It'll be fun they said ...."

darkdusk #2256 Posted Jan 22 2013 - 19:58

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Australian wildlife narrator:As the infant m1 abrams struggles to get out a new unsuspecting predator come lurking down the corner the t-95 ready to strike and kill its opponent

human:*hears narrator* what the...ahh ahhh ahhh

Thor_101 #2257 Posted Jan 23 2013 - 01:35

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"This is the last time we use Apple Maps..."