My ping's been terrible today so I've been wasting time putting words to music. An earlier post of mine described (to the tune of I will survive) the joys of arty, and now for night only and at the request of a fellow tanker, I present to you......Mamma Mia or Lament of the T95.
(works better if you've got the music playing)
Lament of the T95 or 'Mamma Mia/Higher Tiers'
I've been shot at by lights since I don't know when
So I made up my mind, I'm just here to defend
Camo me now, or I will always burn
Team's having a row, E100's lost control
There's a fire! What is my role?!
Just one look at my frame rate and ping
Means I can't hit a fucking thing w-o-o-o-oh
Higher tiers, why not just defend?
When scouts creep up right behind you
Shedding tears but I must find my zen
Oh shite, by how much did I miss you?
I want rotating turrets
Speed, stealth, and easy targets
Don't grind, it's really not worth it, no
Higher tiers, now I really know
I could never really be a pro
I've missed Province (it's sad), as you don't have to move
I can't count all the times I've had nothing to do
I'll let you know, if I speed up more,
Look at me go, can't promise I won't be long
Top speed isn't very strong
Please not Steppes, I've got nothing to bring
Dragon ridge is so shit in this thing w-o-o-o-oh
Higher tiers, I'll never grind again
My, my, how much I detest you
Higher tiers, avoid American
Fast scouts are only out to get you
Yes I've been rammed and arty'd
Can't say I liked the party
Fat tanks! Only really just for show
Higher tiers, I really have to say
95, big and not clever
Having beers, since that crafty raid
Left me walking strange forever
Back by popular (ish) demand - Lament of the T95!gloria arty song
5 replies to this topic
Posted Jan 22 2013 - 22:07
Posted Jan 22 2013 - 22:18
NICE. I like it.
Posted Jan 22 2013 - 22:19
This is beautiful!
Posted Jan 22 2013 - 22:27
I love these posts man keep this up
Posted Jan 22 2013 - 22:29