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jasonvoorheesrevenge #1 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:06

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O My King Tiger, thou destroyer of the pitiful allies,
When you arrive on the battlefield, the enemy flees.
Their embers take to the skies,
while the roar of your engine, is heard through the trees.

Snow white, tall and proud, you are a scary sight,
A long 10.5, and 10 second reload, your enemies quake in fear.
Whenever an enemy sees you, thet must prepare for an epic fight,
and when you die, everyone sheds a tear.

The magnificent King Tiger, so hard to master,
but rewards those that do.
I only wish that going down hill, you were faster,
but im happy with just you.

O my magnificent King Tiger, the stout defender,
you are such a magnificent being.
You make me feel like a born leader,
as we laugh as the enemy is fleeing.

Oh the mighty King Tiger, your armor is thick,
and I love the time we had together and how much we grew.
Oh the mighty King Tiger, you look so slick,
I love you.


O MY MAGNIFICENT KING TIGER!

http://i829.photobuc...zps6ad87456.jpg

Edited by jasonvoorheesrevenge, Feb 08 2013 - 07:21.


smiley119 #2 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:28

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Oh magnificent King Tiger meet the NERF BAT. That be your punishment for making something half constructive jason :3

jasonvoorheesrevenge #3 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:31

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View Postsmiley119, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:28, said:

Oh magnificent King Tiger meet the NERF BAT. That be your punishment for making something half constructive jason :3

-leeks smiley- Fak yew.

:)

I always make things that are constructive!

Dead_Baron #4 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:44

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View Postjasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:06, said:

O My King Tiger, thou destroyer of the pitiful allies,


So you tk in it? :)

View Postjasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:06, said:


Oh the mighty King Tiger, your armor is thick,


Baby got back for the '40s?

Edited by Dead_Baron, Feb 08 2013 - 07:45.


goff #5 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:47

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My team mates tell me to kill KT every time they show up in an tier 8 match.

jasonvoorheesrevenge #6 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:47

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View PostDead_Baron, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:44, said:

So you tk in it? :)



Baby got back for the '40s?

Allies as in Russia, France, Usa?

lol.

and haha

Daishi2442 #7 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:15

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I concur. KT is the most generically useful tier 8 heavy.

Whyan #8 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:30

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You need an accurate and fast gun?
Check.

You need to fight over and on-hills?
Check.

You need armour?
Check.

You need neutral steering?
Check.

You need gun depression?
Check.

You need view range?
Check.

You need to accelerate quicker than KV-4's/SP's?
Check.

And most importantly, you need to look boss/cool/beautiful/scary/awwww-some?
CHECK.

King tiger is the go-to-tank for any job you need.  :Smile_glasses:

jasonvoorheesrevenge #9 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:36

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View PostWhyan, on Feb 08 2013 - 08:30, said:

You need an accurate and fast gun?
Check.

You need to fight over and on-hills?
Check.

You need armour?
Check.

You need neutral steering?
Check.

You need gun depression?
Check.

You need view range?
Check.

You need to accelerate quicker than KV-4's/SP's?
Check.

And most importantly, you need to look boss/cool/beautiful/scary/awwww-some?
CHECK.

King tiger is the go-to-tank for any job you need.  :Smile_glasses:

Damn right.

love this thing.

This thing is raising my stats so much. Im THAT good with it <3

Asassian7 #10 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 09:04

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View PostWhyan, on Feb 08 2013 - 08:30, said:

You need an accurate and fast gun?
Check.

You need to fight over and on-hills?
Check.

You need armour?
Check.

You need neutral steering?
Check.

You need gun depression?
Check.

You need view range?
Check.

You need to accelerate quicker than KV-4's/SP's?
Check.

And most importantly, you need to look boss/cool/beautiful/scary/awwww-some?
CHECK.

King tiger is the go-to-tank for any job you need.  :Smile_glasses:
catches fire quicker than wood covered in oil with a lighter held next to it?
Check! Lol. Oh german tanks how we love you <3

jasonvoorheesrevenge #11 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 09:17

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View PostAsassian7, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:04, said:

catches fire quicker than wood covered in oil with a lighter held next to it?
Check! Lol. Oh german tanks how we love you <3

Fire can be fun! I also havent been put on fire much in my Tiger 2....

I think too many pubbies suck at shooting weakspots or even knowing weakspots xD

that and im just a badass in my Tiger 2.

Last night my average dmg was 904, now its 1500.

Im improving ^_^

Ericridge #12 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 09:28

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I have yet to be set on fire on my king tiger so far. :Smile-hiding:

jasonvoorheesrevenge #13 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 09:30

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View PostEricridge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:28, said:

I have yet to be set on fire on my king tiger so far. :Smile-hiding:

View PostEricridge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:28, said:

I have yet to be set on fire on my king tiger so far. :Smile-hiding:

I think pubbies are too stupid to know how to do that :Smile_trollface-3:

jasonvoorheesrevenge #14 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 09:32

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I hope you guys enjoy my poem tho ^_^

Asassian7 #15 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 11:47

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View Postjasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:32, said:

I hope you guys enjoy my poem tho ^_^
yes its pretty good. And a great change from some of the rubbish we see on this forums. :|

BlasFemy #16 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 18:40

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I finally got top gun in my KT, now I'm in love (sigh, bats eyelashes)

jasonvoorheesrevenge #17 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 20:05

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View PostBlasFemy, on Feb 08 2013 - 18:40, said:

I finally got top gun in my KT, now I'm in love (sigh, bats eyelashes)


yup

Siegewolf #18 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 20:20

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Leave it to the Germans to make something sexy and lethal.  Comparatively Allied tanks of the time were ugly compared to this beast.  Sure it's in the eye of the beholder (I know)

Edited by Siegewolf, Feb 08 2013 - 20:57.


Cutthroatlemur #19 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 20:24

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Oh King Tiger, how do I love thee, let me count the ways,

One...oops the first enemy shot set me ablaze

jasonvoorheesrevenge #20 Posted Feb 08 2013 - 20:25

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View PostSiegewolf, on Feb 08 2013 - 20:20, said:

Leave it to the Germans to make something sexy and lethal.  Comparatively Allied tanks of the time we ugly compared to this beast.  Sure it's in the eye of the beholder (I know)

Seig Heil!

((Hail Victory))