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O My King Tiger, thou destroyer of the pitiful allies,
When you arrive on the battlefield, the enemy flees.
Their embers take to the skies,
while the roar of your engine, is heard through the trees.

Snow white, tall and proud, you are a scary sight,
A long 10.5, and 10 second reload, your enemies quake in fear.
Whenever an enemy sees you, thet must prepare for an epic fight,
and when you die, everyone sheds a tear.

The magnificent King Tiger, so hard to master,
but rewards those that do.
I only wish that going down hill, you were faster,
but im happy with just you.

O my magnificent King Tiger, the stout defender,
you are such a magnificent being.
You make me feel like a born leader,
as we laugh as the enemy is fleeing.

Oh the mighty King Tiger, your armor is thick,
and I love the time we had together and how much we grew.
Oh the mighty King Tiger, you look so slick,
I love you.


O MY MAGNIFICENT KING TIGER!


Edited by jasonvoorheesrevenge, Feb 08 2013 - 07:21.

Oh magnificent King Tiger meet the NERF BAT. That be your punishment for making something half constructive jason :3

smiley119, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:28, said:

-leeks smiley- Fak yew.



I always make things that are constructive!

jasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:06, said:

So you tk in it?

jasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:06, said:

Baby got back for the '40s?
Edited by Dead_Baron, Feb 08 2013 - 07:45.

My team mates tell me to kill KT every time they show up in an tier 8 match.

Dead_Baron, on Feb 08 2013 - 07:44, said:

Allies as in Russia, France, Usa?

lol.

and haha

I concur. KT is the most generically useful tier 8 heavy.

You need an accurate and fast gun?
Check.

You need to fight over and on-hills?
Check.

You need armour?
Check.

You need neutral steering?
Check.

You need gun depression?
Check.

You need view range?
Check.

You need to accelerate quicker than KV-4's/SP's?
Check.

And most importantly, you need to look boss/cool/beautiful/scary/awwww-some?
CHECK.

King tiger is the go-to-tank for any job you need.  

Whyan, on Feb 08 2013 - 08:30, said:

Damn right.

love this thing.

This thing is raising my stats so much. Im THAT good with it <3

Whyan, on Feb 08 2013 - 08:30, said:

catches fire quicker than wood covered in oil with a lighter held next to it?
Check! Lol. Oh german tanks how we love you <3

Asassian7, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:04, said:

Fire can be fun! I also havent been put on fire much in my Tiger 2....

I think too many pubbies suck at shooting weakspots or even knowing weakspots xD

that and im just a badass in my Tiger 2.

Last night my average dmg was 904, now its 1500.

Im improving ^_^

I have yet to be set on fire on my king tiger so far.

Ericridge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:28, said:

Ericridge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:28, said:

I think pubbies are too stupid to know how to do that

I hope you guys enjoy my poem tho ^_^

jasonvoorheesrevenge, on Feb 08 2013 - 09:32, said:

yes its pretty good. And a great change from some of the rubbish we see on this forums. :|

I finally got top gun in my KT, now I'm in love (sigh, bats eyelashes)

BlasFemy, on Feb 08 2013 - 18:40, said:

yup

Leave it to the Germans to make something sexy and lethal.  Comparatively Allied tanks of the time were ugly compared to this beast.  Sure it's in the eye of the beholder (I know)
Edited by Siegewolf, Feb 08 2013 - 20:57.

Oh King Tiger, how do I love thee, let me count the ways,

One...oops the first enemy shot set me ablaze

Siegewolf, on Feb 08 2013 - 20:20, said:

Seig Heil!

((Hail Victory))