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WG Conspiracy theory against players confirmed by SerB!

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Agent_Smithx2 #1 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:53

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From the For the Record Blog - This is SerB's personal developer conspiracy tool that SerB uses to push selected players
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the options on this tool are as followings
On the Left Side from Top to Bottom
- put the player to a noob team
- put the player to the bottom of the team
- make the player play against pros
- make the player get ghost shell occurences
- no penetrations
- reduce XP income
- reduce credit income
- make the player stuck
- when playing arty, put the player on city maps
- Malinovka forever
And on the right side:
- damage dealt (reduced by 2, 3, 4....)
- chance of fire (50 percent plus...)
- chance of player module getting critted (the ticker under it means "crit your gun module first")
- chance of player's crewmember dying (the ticker under it means "kill the gunner first")
The Bottom Most box says
"Remove player from this list automatically when he pays for premium account"

I guess everybody was right, this is ALL one big SerB conspiracy theory for players to buy premium accounts!



kudos to Silentstalker for translating it all on his blog (it would have taken me alot longer)

OOPMan #2 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:54

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Extremely funny :-)

Bearlore #3 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:57

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I just knew it, now I dont have to wear my tinfoil?  :)

Edited by isthistanks, Feb 12 2013 - 15:00.


NavySnipers #4 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:57

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LOL


I can actually read some of that.

kebab6597 #5 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:58

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:) scroll upto my name i think he forgot to remove me from the list when i bought premium :)

Thebeloved #6 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:58

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I bet theres a whole section of WG staff working with this tool to cover all players.

BountyHunter177 #7 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 14:59

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:Smile_veryhappy:

WoTard_VonLemming #8 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:01

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They need to get their own word for 'forever' and stop stealing words from 'Murica!   Who do they think they are?  China?

Kaeldian #9 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:03

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I find this thread appropriately amusing.

tvanderhart #10 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:16

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Always when there's something funny...

IOU 1 +1.

dwaindwarf #11 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:17

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:Smile_great:

AtticusFinch #12 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:18

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Someone ought to give PAPKA-NoGeBaTel some gold so he can buy a premium account....poor bugger.

Kobra2009 #13 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:22

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I noticed the more I bash this game, the worse I do in it..

They definitely have a way of 'punishing' people, it's no accident.

CrabEatOff #14 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:23

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If someone could give me Malinkova forever I'd be town. Only play LTs, win 70%+. Camo and vision abuse

Husarski #15 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:27

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So that is what happened to my tanks.. damn, need to send WG more money.

Wildcard36 #16 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:27

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Comrade ever hear of Siberia?

Kilpanic #17 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:30

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Gotta love that sardonic Slavic sense of humor! :D

CatStalker #18 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:33

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*locks and hides the thread*


our secrets must never be revealed!

memo_941 #19 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:35

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View PostCatStalker, on Feb 12 2013 - 15:33, said:

*locks and hides the thread*


our secrets must never be revealed!
*and he confirmes that theres such thing* :Smile_trollface-3:

SgtGrunt #20 Posted Feb 12 2013 - 15:42

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This is OPSerB!

:Smile-hiding:

Edited by SgtGrunt, Feb 12 2013 - 15:56.