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Huck_ #1 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:44

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As our commander is on hiatus this month and our XO suffered a heart attack 14 hours ago (I blame Wargaming and Obama, in that order), it falls upon my shoulders to issue Executive Order 11216 Part B *** Designating Portugal and Adjacent Waters as an Imminent Combat Zone ***

_BB is willing to overlook this morning’s nefarious overthrow of our hard-won LZ by the opportunists in Hanoi , contingent upon technicals this evening. Any clan opposing us in the LZ bracket and/or land-holding final tonight will get pissed on by T57s in battle and trolled mercilessly in pubs until the echoes of eternity are complete. (Seriously, I’m not even going to shoot your arty. I’m taking a Maus for the sole purpose of drowning your fucking 261 on the 1 side beach pool on South Coast.)  

Translated for clarity:

_BB Là sẵn sàng bỏ qua lật đổ bất chính sáng nay vất vả LZ của chúng tôi cơ hội chủ tại Hà Nội, sau khi technicals tối nay. Bất kỳ gia tộc đối lập chúng tôi trong đêm nay khung LZ sẽ nhận được pissed bởi T57s trong trận chiến và soát không thương tiếc trong quán rượu cho đến khi kết thúc thời gian. (Nghiêm túc, tôi thậm chí không để bắn arty của bạn Tôi đang tham gia một Maus cho mục đích duy nhất chết đuối 261 của bạn trên các hồ bơi 1 dọc bãi biển South Coast.)

A_UselessReptile #2 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:46

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Get well soon  :Smile_confused:

_ErwinRommel__ #3 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:47

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Rageer lookout we got a badass over here

Huck_ #4 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:51

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View PostSpartan96, on Feb 20 2013 - 23:46, said:

Get well soon  :Smile_confused:

Thanks, He should be fine. Going to spend a day in the hospital... although he might have a relapse when I tell him the 2 hours we spent grinding to win the LZ on Monday was for nothing.

scharnhorst310 #5 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:51

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I actually thought this was quite funny. +1 to you good sir

_Lion #6 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:56

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View PostHuckYou, on Feb 20 2013 - 23:44, said:

(Seriously, I’m not even going to shoot your arty. I’m taking a Maus for the sole purpose of drowning your fucking 261 on the 1 side beach pool on South Coast.)  

I have to say this is the best thing I have read in CR/D in days. This is quotable actually.

P.S. Get well soon to your Officers.

PubKat #7 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:57

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sorry to hear about your XO.

Give him well wishes from me!

Tell him he can pet my pussy anytime. (pussy = kitteh)

NavySnipers #8 Posted Feb 20 2013 - 23:59

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View PostHuckYou, on Feb 20 2013 - 23:44, said:

As our commander is on hiatus this month and our XO suffered a heart attack 14 hours ago (I blame Wargaming and Obama, in that order), it falls upon my shoulders to issue Executive Order 11216 Part B *** Designating Portugal and Adjacent Waters as an Imminent Combat Zone ***

_BB is willing to overlook this morning’s nefarious overthrow of our hard-won LZ by the opportunists in Hanoi , contingent upon technicals this evening. Any clan opposing us in the LZ bracket and/or land-holding final tonight will get pissed on by T57s in battle and trolled mercilessly in pubs until the echoes of eternity are complete. (Seriously, I’m not even going to shoot your arty. I’m taking a Maus for the sole purpose of drowning your fucking 261 on the 1 side beach pool on South Coast.)  

Translated for clarity:

_BB Là sẵn sàng bỏ qua lật đổ bất chính sáng nay vất vả LZ của chúng tôi cơ hội chủ tại Hà Nội, sau khi technicals tối nay. Bất kỳ gia tộc đối lập chúng tôi trong đêm nay khung LZ sẽ nhận được pissed bởi T57s trong trận chiến và soát không thương tiếc trong quán rượu cho đến khi kết thúc thời gian. (Nghiêm túc, tôi thậm chí không để bắn arty của bạn Tôi đang tham gia một Maus cho mục đích duy nhất chết đuối 261 của bạn trên các hồ bơi 1 dọc bãi biển South Coast.)

Hope your CO gets well soon!

Whee #9 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:02

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I hope XO gets well soon. Let's not have another tanker leave the gaming community. Or else it be more grief and sorrow.

My blessings. Hopefully XO recovers quickly.

Huck_ #10 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:04

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View PostWhee, on Feb 21 2013 - 00:02, said:

I hope XO gets well soon. Let's not have another tanker leave the gaming community. Or else it be more grief and sorrow.

My blessings. Hopefully XO recovers quickly.

Thanks. We spoke with his son earlier today, he seems to be recovering well. Keeping him a day for more tests. I'm sure he's bored to tears without doubles to run.

PrototypeRewired #11 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:05

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Please don't give them a relapse, maybe it's best you just not tell them about WG'ings mishap this morning.

lozarus #12 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:06

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Wait... you saying Kimdor had a heart attack?

Xpedience #13 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:06

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god I hope it isnt one of the guys I know.. glad to hear he is ok.

kick ass.. sounds like you have a mission.

carry on

Otter_von_Bismarck #14 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:12

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Gudpoasting from _BB? Wat?

Seriously. You should take over as permanent CO, _BB would actually go places.

Huck_ #15 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:13

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View Postlozarus, on Feb 21 2013 - 00:06, said:

Wait... you saying Kimdor had a heart attack?

Probably shouldn't give out medical info on the forums... could be a lawsuit in this somewhere, or a lifetime movie... but no, not Kimdor.

Feldmarschall_E_Rommel #16 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:13

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Goddamn Obama.

JackQueRudo #17 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:18

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HNNNNGG

Pope_Shizzle #18 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:19

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Sucks about your XO.  Hope he gets better.

Gryfr #19 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:22

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I hope that your XO recovers well.

willdan #20 Posted Feb 21 2013 - 00:27

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Get well soon buddy!!!




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