

KingAlphyn's Noob-Friendly Tips
Started by KingAlphyn, Oct 01 2013 - 07:21
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#22 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 08:31
You don't. Your client is the player. That's why client must be closed when you start the replay.
#25 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 08:54
Hi, King Alphyn John Dillinger here.
I'm here to make a generic guide that has been already covered by people far more qualified and who play the game legitimately instead of endlessly rigging contests to take away the rewards from others. Nonetheless, my reputation in this community is highly inflated by the below average players of the bottom-feeding clans that I help run. This way, I have Wargaming support me by stickying this thread even after countless incidents of breaking and/or going against the rules of the game. Now I can recruit even more blatantly ignorant players than my clan and three sub-clans that fuel my bottomless ego that comes from sucking up to much better players than myself. Players that should have a proper ego because they have skill level required to belong in good clans/alliances.
With this guide, you can learn how to become an illegitimate player like myself. To prove it, I will tell you how much gold I have won that I do not deserve, let alone a Type 59. Whilst I have continued to reap the rewards from said events. When caught, I admit what I have done in a vain attempt to save face. It is simply a rouse to fool the people whom are incapable of reading between the lines of what I am and what I really do. I am literally fueled by attention, whether it be negative or positive. I will do anything to achieve these goals, regardless of how selfish they may be, or how it may hurt some people.
Wargaming continues to prove themselves incapable of bringing justice to where needed. With that, I can take some of the half-witted players that I have in my clan/sub-clans and rig more competitions/events. I by all means deserve to be permanently exempt from all future contests as I have proven myself to be a public enemy, yet for some reason am not recognized as such.
Besides, as the old saying goes... Once a criminal, always a criminal.
To add insult to injury, I even recently broke another EULA term by willfully making an alternate account, not that it's my only one.
That's all for now though, I have anotherbank to rob contest to rig.
I'm here to make a generic guide that has been already covered by people far more qualified and who play the game legitimately instead of endlessly rigging contests to take away the rewards from others. Nonetheless, my reputation in this community is highly inflated by the below average players of the bottom-feeding clans that I help run. This way, I have Wargaming support me by stickying this thread even after countless incidents of breaking and/or going against the rules of the game. Now I can recruit even more blatantly ignorant players than my clan and three sub-clans that fuel my bottomless ego that comes from sucking up to much better players than myself. Players that should have a proper ego because they have skill level required to belong in good clans/alliances.
With this guide, you can learn how to become an illegitimate player like myself. To prove it, I will tell you how much gold I have won that I do not deserve, let alone a Type 59. Whilst I have continued to reap the rewards from said events. When caught, I admit what I have done in a vain attempt to save face. It is simply a rouse to fool the people whom are incapable of reading between the lines of what I am and what I really do. I am literally fueled by attention, whether it be negative or positive. I will do anything to achieve these goals, regardless of how selfish they may be, or how it may hurt some people.
Wargaming continues to prove themselves incapable of bringing justice to where needed. With that, I can take some of the half-witted players that I have in my clan/sub-clans and rig more competitions/events. I by all means deserve to be permanently exempt from all future contests as I have proven myself to be a public enemy, yet for some reason am not recognized as such.
Besides, as the old saying goes... Once a criminal, always a criminal.
To add insult to injury, I even recently broke another EULA term by willfully making an alternate account, not that it's my only one.
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That's all for now though, I have another
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#27 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 09:31
KittehKing, on Oct 01 2013 - 07:31, said:
Where's the section on how to win gold through contest rigging?
Was thinking the exact same thing.
#28 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 10:46
Jamesclub, on Oct 01 2013 - 08:54, said:
Blah blah blah negativity.

LOL, I just realized that the dude is calling out my alt account... With an alt account.
LOL again, I just realized that he's mocking my love of being the center of attention, with an essay entirely about meeeeeeeee. :)
Friend, you make me happy. Excuse me while I wag.
Edited by KingAlphyn, Oct 01 2013 - 10:53.
#29 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 10:57
Major_Rampage, on Oct 01 2013 - 08:59, said:
+1 Alphyn this looks good!
Thanks man. I've noticed a lot of players that are suffering in-game because of some really poor garage decisions. So most of the rest of what I'll be posting tomorrow will focus on crew and garage development. There are tons and tons and tons of guides for folks about how to play in-game, but few on how to optimize your garage actions.
Not everyone will agree with my methods, since they tend to be fairly patient and prioritize efficiency over rapid progress. But I think I can make some good points. Yes, alt account is naughty, but I'm hoping that'll be forgiven long enough to let me get about 200 or so battles onto it, so that I can continue making visual aids.
#30 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 11:56
KingAlphyn, on Oct 01 2013 - 10:57, said:
over rapid progress.
When I started I had to grind for the first 100 battles or so with all the other new players.i've been in some battles lately that I looked like a tier 1 battle in upper tiers, like tier 8 even some tier nine. The way thing are looking obviously offspring of yours.
Edited by Dragon_MSUM, Oct 01 2013 - 17:26.
#32 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 13:06
cobra39, on Oct 01 2013 - 12:20, said:
It's wonderful that the "Game Events Manager" would endorse anything written by a known game events cheater. Perhaps you don't get why many players would find that an extremely boneheaded thing to do.
KingAlphyn cheated at a marathon event. Does that somehow invalidate the quality of his guide? Is it less helpful for that reason? He cheated, it was discovered, he was punished. Rather than acting like petulant children, attacking him at every venue for something that's already been dealt with, perhaps it's time you move on and accept that people are generally not defined by their mistakes but by their successes.
#33 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 13:16
I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to buy 12k gold and convert it to credits.
#34 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 13:49
Laera, on Oct 01 2013 - 07:49, said:
Excellent tips, KingAlphyn! Consider it stickied. 

Hopefully you can pass this up the line to get improved:
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Never never never use the "exchange gold" button to turn gold into credits. The conversion rate is atrocious. You are FAR better off just using the gold to buy premium, and playing a few rounds in some tanks.
#35 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 14:01
Personaly i use dynamic camera i love being able to shoot on the move in sniper mode may be it going fast or just wiggling
#36 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 14:44
For once, a newb guide w/ piccies! They certainly are worth 1K words. Also, you might want to trying training rooms for learning movement & maps. I haven't looked lateley, but I recall many of them being ram only, so you don't use up credits for ammo. Just stay away from the furry rooms.
#37 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 15:18
Shardmind, on Oct 01 2013 - 13:06, said:
KingAlphyn cheated at a marathon event. Does that somehow invalidate the quality of his guide? Is it less helpful for that reason? He cheated, it was discovered, he was punished. Rather than acting like petulant children, attacking him at every venue for something that's already been dealt with, perhaps it's time you move on and accept that people are generally not defined by their mistakes but by their successes.
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"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that FROM NOW ON I can't believe you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you will ALWAYS see the crack in that motherf*c*e*s reflection ! -- Lady Gaga
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Having quoted that, though, I still must admit that this kind of guide will be very helpful to the few that need it most who actually find it & use it.
#38 Posted Oct 01 2013 - 15:25
+1'd, posting in thread for 'my content' archiving purposes.
/me wonders if KingAlphyn will include my beginner's guides >.>
/me wonders if KingAlphyn will include my beginner's guides >.>
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