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AirplaneFood #21 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:42

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Any guides on how to be a unicum?  :trollface:

Killer_Slush #22 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:44

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One major thing that was left out. Unicums are rarely found alone. 9 times out of 10 when you find one unicum you find 2 of his good buddies. Don't know too many purples who get there through 100% solo play. Most of them are purple by playing in platoons and stomping pubbies through use of teamwork

Annanakia #23 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:49

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ok what's a unicum ?
no seriously what is a unicum
im still a newbee and i just play for fun
maby ill get into stats later

Terrachova #24 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:50

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View PostMidreus, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:34, said:

wouldn't that make you a unicum yourself and therefore a butthole
Now you're getting the picture.
You either die a potato, or live long enough to see yourself become the butthole.

Edited by Terrachova, Nov 10 2013 - 17:50.


_Zesty_ #25 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:52

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View PostAnnanakia, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:49, said:

ok what's a unicum ?
no seriously what is a unicum
im still a newbee and i just play for fun
maby ill get into stats later

http://wotlabs.net/

Shows the unicum definition on the front page on that chart.

The_Super_Soldier #26 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:54

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I'm average, but I always try to fight players better than me, to see if I can learn anything be getting beat by them, and on some occasions, beating them.

Vladimir__Poutine #27 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:56

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Thanks, its rare to see unicorn tears.

KaiserMartens #28 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:57

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How come noone's mentioned getting a big fat SPG to kill Unicums with?

Edited by KaiserMartens, Nov 10 2013 - 17:58.


ysoignorant #29 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 17:58

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View PostKaiserMartens, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:57, said:

How come noone's mentioned getting a big fat SPG to kill Unicoms with?

...because people have standards.

Evetib #30 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:02

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I love my arty, I use it to nuke Unicums if the shot presents itself, but the satisfaction of making a Unicum rage about arty is nothing compared to the sweet sweet joy of beating them with a tank.

General_Walton_H_Walker #31 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:02

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View PostLert, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:13, said:

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A king without pawns is no king at all.
I like dis... maybe new sig material

Edited by KA119, Nov 10 2013 - 18:02.


a_hippie #32 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:03

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View Posteduarddato12, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:26, said:

If you dont want to deal with a unicum, play tiers 5-6 like i do. Anything above tier 8 is filled with tryhard elitist shitwads and not fun in my opinion
Actually high tiers used to be filled with mainly better players, but with the the passage of time, far too many bad players have failed their way to T10. I'd say it's the fail tards in T10s that ruin high tiers because the margin for error is much narrower.

Flashram #33 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:06

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First I thought, why you be hatin on purpls...

Then I smirked all the way reading your post.

Good stuff

SULOMON #34 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:17

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Lert you should make a thread on how to identify the unicums if a person doesn't use XVM.

ForcestormX #35 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:21

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View PostSULOMON, on Nov 10 2013 - 18:17, said:

Lert you should make a thread on how to identify the unicums if a person doesn't use XVM.

Oh that's easy. Did the enemy arty drop two shells on the same blue/purple tank even if the shots aren't great? Then they're so using it.

Bryan_666 #36 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:25

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the biggest tip to this game is play smart and dont do stupid things, no the strenths and weaknesses of your tank

Rocky_Ballsboa #37 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:25

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View PostKiller_Slush, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:44, said:

One major thing that was left out. Unicums are rarely found alone. 9 times out of 10 when you find one unicum you find 2 of his good buddies. Don't know too many purples who get there through 100% solo play. Most of them are purple by playing in platoons and stomping pubbies through use of teamwork
I get better wn7 when I play solo. Unicum does not equal = always platooned.

Lert #38 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:29

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View PostTerrachova, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:50, said:

You either die a potato, or live long enough to see yourself become the butthole.
I laughed. Great reference.

Staz211 #39 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:30

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View PostTerrachova, on Nov 10 2013 - 17:50, said:

Now you're getting the picture.
You either die a potato, or live long enough to see yourself become the butthole.

+1 for making me laugh hard enough to spit my water out on my desk.

Brink330 #40 Posted Nov 10 2013 - 18:35

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View PostStaz211, on Nov 10 2013 - 18:30, said:

+1 for making me laugh hard enough to spit my water out on my desk.

+1 for doing the same to me.... :teethhappy:




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