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Bogart1943 #41 Posted Jan 25 2014 - 22:50

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During the Christmas holiday during the countdown I would write in chat,  "Santa TOG is coming to town".

GAME4WAR #42 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 00:24

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Paul Walker would still be alive if he had a TOG

Donward #43 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 00:45

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Oh no, there goes Tokyo. Go! Go! Togzilla!!!

 


Edited by Donward, Jan 26 2014 - 00:49.


ATF_OutLaw #44 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 00:46

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The ones I use:

 

*When did we start using aircraft carriers on land?

 

*SHOOT THE BLOW HOLE!



Simcoe #45 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:12

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Hum



ChrisConrad #46 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:19

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Hot Tog HOT TOG HOT TOGGEY TOG

monkeyfume #47 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:24

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View Postbdougwrx, on Jan 04 2014 - 11:01, said:

+1



kampfer91 #48 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:26

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Go away you TOGGY monster ! 

 

I doubt someone know where this come from :trollface:



Noowin #49 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:36

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The Germans never lost the Ratte design. They traded it with Churchill for a Spitfire. The Brts changed the design a tad, and the TOG was born. 



awesomelions #50 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 03:45

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View PostSpectreHD, on Jan 04 2014 - 13:44, said:

TOGs should stick TOGether.

HA HA ! very funny



Hurk #51 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 04:07

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insert random TOG joke here

 



WarAngels #52 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 22:22

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View PostKroz1776, on Jan 25 2014 - 16:09, said:

 

Apology not accepted.

 

Also, the TOG was a WWII tank design.  It wasn't designed until after war broke out.

 

I love when people see a 3 TOG toon and assume it's an auto win for them.  The joke's on them after 5 mins the TOGs have arrived and basically pummel the enemy team with 4200 hp and 3 17lber guns.  Sure we may go down in a blaze of glory, but you took down three TOGs while our KV-1S's and ARL44s raped 10 of your tanks.

it was designed during wwI not wwII but for use of trench warfare, they made it long so it can roll over the trench's like they was nothing



Chairborne #53 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 22:39

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View PostWarAngels, on Jan 26 2014 - 22:22, said:

it was designed during wwI not wwII but for use of trench warfare, they made it long so it can roll over the trench's like they was nothing


This is not quite accurate. It was based on WWI diamond tanks and designed by "The Old Gang" but was not started till the start of the war. The TOG II design was not started till after the fall of France.



caeman #54 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 22:39

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"I had a TOG joke to post, but it was too long to fit in chat."

 



NewbieHeart #55 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 23:36

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God told Noah to build a Tog!

Angry_Ray #56 Posted Jan 26 2014 - 23:37

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What do you really need to say? Thing thing simply looks like a bar of soap.

Ghasternater #57 Posted Feb 24 2014 - 09:37

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I'm sorry but this hot tog delivery is a bit slow... and why does it cost gold?

kampfer91 #58 Posted Feb 24 2014 - 11:46

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I used to be a Cromwell like you , then i ate a red mushroom .

Superior_Strategy #59 Posted Feb 24 2014 - 12:07

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Your mom's so fat the Brits thought she was a tier 6 premium.

pepe_trueno #60 Posted Feb 24 2014 - 12:22

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WG: is time for the mortals to pay, my child awaits to do your will.

Serb: release the TOG!

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