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M4A3E8sherman #1 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 15:25

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New to World of Tanks? Here's how to be a good player.

 

1. Siemka!

2. Earn money (or beg your parents for it).

3. Buy tier 8 premium.

4. Now you have stronk tank! You must know everything.

5. Dismiss anyone who tells you otherwise.

6. ???

7. 43% WR

 

Bonus Step:

8. "NO UM GUD! LOOK AT MAH RECENT STATS"

 

Really, I've actually seen 3 people who were like that.

 



Lert #2 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 15:32

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Only 3?

A_UselessReptile #3 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 15:34

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3 is a gross underestimation

Simon_Jester #4 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 15:36

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it's quite demoralizing to load in and see my team's top heavy is a under 1k, 43% prem. makes me yolo sometimes out of frustration.

_Dynamic_Gameplay_ #5 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 15:50

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I actually have gotten to the point that when my friends and I see one of them, we just laugh at his stupidity and wonder how 'its' even smart enough to remember how to breathe.

CanadianGuitar #6 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 16:14

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View PostLert, on Apr 26 2014 - 11:32, said:

Only 3?


 OP only has 3k battles, give him time, he can pump up that number...



M4A3E8sherman #7 Posted Apr 26 2014 - 18:03

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Oh, I've seen plenty of tier 8 wallet warriors. Only remember 3 players who thought they were good because of it though.

 

The first one I met told us to go valley in Lakeville. When I told him that valley rushing was a stupid strat, he told me to shut up because he had a tier 8 "unlike u little locust who has nothing". I checked his profile afterward and it turned out he was a tomato with a Super Pershing.







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