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[thundersaver]

Blitzkonig_Hawkish, on May 13 2014 - 14:39, said:

THEN IT WAS AN STI

lol ST-I

 

 

HUMAN RACE PROCEEDS TO GO EXTINCT FOR TWO REASONS

 

VIRGINS AND NO WOMEN LEFT

Why virgins? Can't clones take over humanity?

[Blitzkonig_Hawkish]

thundersaver, on May 12 2014 - 23:45, said:

Why virgins? Can't clones take over humanity?

 

The thick is strong with this one.

 

Cuz all wot players are virgins and males obviously. If virgins could make clones then why don't I have 10 jessica alba slave clones? Just saying.

[thundersaver]

Blitzkonig_Hawkish, on May 13 2014 - 14:47, said:

 

The thick is strong with this one.

 

Cuz all wot players are virgins and males obviously. If virgins could make clones then why don't I have 10 jessica alba slave clones? Just saying.

Because it is expensive and illegal to make clones now? I mean once majority of the world's population dies, who is there to enforce these laws and cost?

[Blitzkonig_Hawkish]

thundersaver, on May 13 2014 - 00:03, said:

Because it is expensive and illegal to make clones now? I mean once majority of the world's population dies, who is there to enforce these laws and cost?

 

 

You think costs are enforced by human beings? LOL.

 

Also good luck making clones while you struggle to not starve to death, the power goes out, etc etc etc.

[BOT_ROCKET]

There would be a lot of "engineers" that would get blown 150 yards off their podium by people that actually have life skills, and/or an actual concept of survival.

[Merc_Scar]

With only pixel tankers left in the world, they would flock to the nearest military base to get armored vehicles, and turn WoT into the real thing, and begin warring with other military bases for the glory of claiming the opposing groups stuff.

 

Eventually the most dominate base on every continent would restart regular human civilization, and re-population of the plant, eventually each continent would get so populated that they would have to invade other continents for more resources, thus begins the great tank wars again.

 

Eventually one civilization is dominant of the world, this civilization advances humanity greatly, and we begin to expand out through our galaxy, where we engage in space tank wars with any other civilization we encounter, then we advance further so we can go to other galaxies, to engage in tank wars with what ever exists over there, once we conquer enough galaxies we spread out into the multiverse, after that we spread out into other dimensions.

[RedShocktrooper]

Merc_Scar, on May 13 2014 - 01:03, said:

With only pixel tankers left in the world, they would flock to the nearest military base to get armored vehicles, and turn WoT into the real thing, and begin warring with other military bases for the glory of claiming the opposing groups stuff.

 

Eventually the most dominate base on every continent would restart regular human civilization, and re-population of the plant, eventually each continent would get so populated that they would have to invade other continents for more resources, thus begins the great tank wars again.

 

Eventually one civilization is dominant of the world, this civilization advances humanity greatly, and we begin to expand out through our galaxy, where we engage in space tank wars with any other civilization we encounter, then we advance further so we can go to other galaxies, to engage in tank wars with what ever exists over there, once we conquer enough galaxies we spread out into the multiverse, after that we spread out into other dimensions.

 

Or we'd run out of fuel, ammunition, and then have to work together to put ariculture and industry back together. Then we could refine our own fuels, make our own ammunition...

 

Life is panzer. Panzer is life.

[mattwong]

thundersaver, on May 12 2014 - 15:25, said:

This topic is pretty much a copy-pasta what if situation that i read on reddit. What if a virus kills the entire world population except WOT players, how would the world function thereafter?

 

Not at all.  WOT has roughly 75 million players registered, but it's never had more than ~1 million on-line at any given time, and a lot of those accounts can be assumed to be inactive.  If we assume there are, say, 5 million active players, then we're talking about a world population which has been reduced to less than 0.07% of its current level.

 

This kind of population crash would leave cities desolate: even a large city like New York would have less than six thousand people rattling around in it.  A small town of 10,000 people might have only 7 people left in it.

 

Almost overnight, you would see the entire infrastructure collapse: no more electricity, no more running water.  The gasoline runs out shortly afterwards, as gas station pumps are electrically driven.  Within days, all of the stored perishable food starts to go bad.

 

Large cities might fare better, if only because the few thousand residents might eventually find each other, and possibly attempt to pool their life skills in order to increase their chances of survival.  Small rural communities might be almost completely wiped out, as there would be too few survivors to create a viable tribe.

 

Within a year, wild-life starts to re-colonize human areas.  Without billions of humans occupying those spaces, the animals grow bolder, and make themselves at home.  It happens more quickly than people expect (see what happened in Chernobyl after the area was evacuated).  Being attacked and killed by a wild animal now becomes a very real possibility for anyone venturing outside.

 

Cities which are completely dependent upon air conditioning will perish (see Las Vegas).  Northern cities would be in great danger once winter comes, unless the residents can quickly learn the survival skills once practiced by the northern natives.

Edited by mattwong, May 13 2014 - 09:35.

[BlitzKriegThV]

Mikosah, on May 12 2014 - 21:27, said:

Use WN8 to determine social status and access to womenfolk?

Hahahahaha.... made me laugh out loud for real...lol

Edited by BlitzKriegThV, May 13 2014 - 09:39.

[Red_Ensign]

everyone would lemming to one coast and camp.  I would go to the other and get killed by hoards of mutant badgers or something.

[tigetank]

gundam2010, on May 12 2014 - 16:47, said:

 We really shoud be worrying about social stability when more than 80% of world population are sub-humans....

Not really all wars are decided by a game of tanks so naturally reds wont be able to win XD  

[gundam2010]

tigetank, on May 13 2014 - 07:13, said:

Not really all wars are decided by a game of tanks so naturally reds wont be able to win XD

 well I shouldn't take long for reds to realize that and starting to make their own rules....just like French revolution

[doonglerules]

thundersaver, on May 13 2014 - 09:03, said:

Blitzkonig_Hawkish, on May 13 2014 - 14:47, said:

 

The thick is strong with this one.

 

Cuz all wot players are virgins and males obviously. If virgins could make clones then why don't I have 10 jessica alba slave clones? Just saying.

Because it is expensive and illegal to make clones now? I mean once majority of the world's population dies, who is there to enforce these laws and cost?

Cloning a whole human being is physically impossible.

That much tissue recreation would probably completely f*** up the genetic code along the way.

Born with cancer

Died with worse cancer.

[Driftin]

Humanity would end since there are no women on the internet.....

[Eisenjaeger]

My take is the WoT players numbers would start to dwindle rapidly due to the fact that a large number of them don't seem to have enough brain to even find food for themselves.

[tigetank]

gundam2010, on May 13 2014 - 10:18, said:

 well I shouldn't take long for reds to realize that and starting to make their own rules....just like French revolution

They don't have the brains to play internet tonks what makes you think they could come up with rules??

[thundersaver]

doonglerules, on May 14 2014 - 09:08, said:

Cloning a whole human being is physically impossible.

That much tissue recreation would probably completely f*** up the genetic code along the way.

Born with cancer

Died with worse cancer.

Ah i see! I didn't know but thank you for enlightening me =)

 

Driftin, on May 14 2014 - 09:10, said:

Humanity would end since there are no women on the internet.....

What a fallacy ridden view =P

 

Eisenjaeger, on May 14 2014 - 11:07, said:

My take is the WoT players numbers would start to dwindle rapidly due to the fact that a large number of them don't seem to have enough brain to even find food for themselves.

I think the reds would horde the super markets like they do when fighting enemies =( Market Trains!

 

tigetank, on May 14 2014 - 19:57, said:

They don't have the brains to play internet tonks what makes you think they could come up with rules??

Well because they want to show they are smarter than others?

[doonglerules]

Spoiler

thundersaver, on May 14 2014 - 15:09, said:

doonglerules, on May 14 2014 - 09:08, said:

Cloning a whole human being is physically impossible.

That much tissue recreation would probably completely f*** up the genetic code along the way.

Born with cancer

Died with worse cancer.

Ah i see! I didn't know but thank you for enlightening me =)

 

Driftin, on May 14 2014 - 09:10, said:

Humanity would end since there are no women on the internet.....

What a fallacy ridden view =P

More like, "what a phallus-y ridden view" 

[Driftin]

doonglerules, on May 14 2014 - 18:28, said:

Spoiler

 

More like, "what a phallus-y ridden view" 

LOL..Nice