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Allu_o7o7o7 #1 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:17

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The main reasons to despise Evil Gaming requires too many gifs and too many words to go over in an opening paragraph so lets start with some of the trivial crap, like your names. Sitting here thinking about the best way to post about us wardeccing your dumb faces while you've got the monopoly on names relating to evil and being criminals has made this challenging. How is OTTER to turn up with more dudes in suits, cleverer wits, better hats and proper swag to look like the good guys? For a "brotherhood" of bad guys, you've certainly nailed being annoying and working with the Cartels, but you're letting the rest of the 1920s down. 

 

Rolling in his grave.

 

Thinking back to the Purple Dawn war, I'm starting to wonder if Alphyn Luci got it all wrong and that Lion wasn't the bad guy. Since splitting from the Burning Legion the lads in Havezer0k have been busy, building it all newerer and betterer. Thugz isn't a great substitute for HAVOK main, but from what I'm seeing VILIN is still playing second fiddle in the show and thus the show must go on. Thugz and SirVex is the main part of how we've reached this point. Between the onslaught of Evil Gaming into CR/D and comments slewn across the battlefield in game I know well that Evil Gaming thinks themselves on par with OTTER; We've reached the point where we're happy to display that you're not.

 

(for the pubbies/members of evil gaming, what I'm about to talk about is this)

Spoiler

 

Within the mecca of CR/D, thou shalt not post like a pubbie. I'm not gonna put anyone through the agony of reading any examples from the abundant possibilities, but the posting coming from the pubbies in Evil Gaming surprisingly ends up appearing like a pubbie invasion from GD that gets in the way of any actual CR/D Meta from occurring. At the start of this year Evil Gaming was cool and hip and other positive words, however in the 4 months that followed through devastatingly bad CR/D Meta and some slip ups in Diplo department my personal opinion of Evil Gaming really started to sour. I pleaded with Crusader to start poasting gud while VILIN was fighting HAVOK and instead he poo'd a little then went silent and let THUGZ talk up a storm for them. Despite the grueling numbers advantage and quantity of fecal matter spilling onto the forums HAVOK was clearly winning the fights and CR/D sympathized for the HAVOK citizens having to shovel rotting chip stacks off their driveways each morning. Defecating upon CR/D while chip spamming and bragging over the occasional win goes against the religious beliefs of OTTER and from that point conflict became inevitable. 

 

Pictured Left: Thugz foreign policy methodology: Noise -> Intimidation -> Failure; Pictured Right: SODOS's wife/daughter looking at his rep since posting in a Thugz thread.

 

So began the cold war, where top level players looking for a clan would often talk to both OTTER, VILIN, BADGR and THUGZ. Many stories have floated to and from potential recruits have that upset my fragile ego. In March it was that VILIN was the 2nd best clan on the server; In April it was that OTTER was on it's way out with the loss of Huck; and so far in May that THUGZ could walk all over OTTER like they did to BADGR (when they didn't) and to PBKAC (in WoF or something where they didn't). VILIN has won over some recruits, OTTER has won some over too. Because this method of information goes both ways EG will undoubtedly have heard multiple stories that Allurai thinks they're garbage (terrible is a word reserved for PBKAC). This war will be OTTER starting the investigation to find out which clan's leadership has a better grasp on reality and thus the larger epeen; obviously my money is on us.

 

What Huck has been doing with his now spare time.

 

Before WoF started, OTTER's soldiers were informed we should start a war when Sandbox started up again, almost immediately we reached a consensus that Evil Gaming would be best and I didn't even have to sell it. Assuming discussing this openly with the soldiers would result in Evil Gaming hearing about it, we came up with a few scenarios of what to do if war was decced on us first, and we farmed. A few days later having heard nothing on the grapevine, I started telling other clans of our intentions hoping someone would pass the message along, we farmed some more. I wanted THUGZ to start posting about it or Diplos to approach me about it, and a few days later I had still heard nothing (still farming). During the WoF event, things got desperate, I had to tell every diplo and potential recruit I ran into that OTTER was preparing for war and that we really didn't like Evil Gaming; it still wasn't until after the event that I got a bite.

 

This left me a bit puzzled with a couple of different things to think about: Do I suck at leaking secrets? Has no one told me Evil Gaming knows I'm coming? Is Admiral Ackbar going to feature in the near future? Maybe Huck Commander Best Commander afterall.

 

Unlikely Scenario (The Server War):

Evil Gaming has known about this for a while and sent VILIN to lose to TYR for quite a while as a ruse trick everyone. Evil Gaming has recruited several other clans willing to fight against OTTER without me hearing a peep about it. Other top 10 clans support their actions, lines are drawn in the sand, I'm blind sided and we start a server war.

 

Plausible Scenario (The "EG loses quickly" war):

Evil Gaming heard about it a recently/a while ago and have been doing their damndest not to provoke OTTER any further. EG has reached out to a few clans it trusts but has had very limited supportive responses. Evil Gaming leaves the map because OTTER chases them around and plays the CR/D Meta. OTTER gets bored, Huck quits, OTTER wardecs PBKAC, Huck comes back.

 

Plausible Scenario (The East Coast War):

Evil Gaming heard about it a few days ago and has reached out to a handful of clans that would like better access to the East Coast gold pots. Evil Gaming rallies the Chinese and Latino clans, QC, maybe FORGE/ANVIL and several clans I haven't heard of, and has these clans attack into the East Coast gold and start a PETCO+G vs Evil Gaming + those clans I just mentioned war. TYR will jump in because of QC and Ryan (their CO) wanted me to pass along the message "[edited] QC, [edited] VILIN, [edited]ing [edited]". The East Coast erupts in a pretty one sided war and ends after two weeks because clans were disbanded.

 

Certain Scenario (CR/D Fallout):

There is much hurt buttery from EG on the forums in general and much hurt buttery from OTTER on the forums about Leaving the Map not actually meaning you win.

 

All the powder keg needed was a spark...

 

[20/05/2014 11:07:42 a.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: 2nd thing is I have it on better info that Otter/ petco is waiting for us to land this comes from a good relible person that Gab told, Confirm please?
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[20/05/2014 12:06:35 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: OK cool Im just trying to get to the vilility of these claimes


[20/05/2014 12:27:23 p.m.] Allurai: I told the OTTER soldiers about a week ago that after the mini campaign we would wait and see if/where Evil Gaming landing and then would prolly war dec you
[20/05/2014 12:27:56 p.m.] Allurai: the reason i haven't gotten around to that yet is because you dont seem to want to get on the map, and RELIC has since rumored to be pulling off so we're gonna go get in the thick of whatever happens there first
[20/05/2014 12:28:13 p.m.] Allurai: so sure there was validity to that claim days ago, but we got bored in the interim

[20/05/2014 12:30:41 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: Well ATM I have 2 FCs to train and Im away untill I get my headset back, If you want a fight we will fight as soon as I have my players online this early in the day


[20/05/2014 12:31:02 p.m.] Allurai: righto, in the mean time i'll find ways to keep us entertained
[20/05/2014 12:31:08 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: ok
[20/05/2014 12:31:30 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: like I said there is no point fighting unless I have the players to fight with
[20/05/2014 12:39:27 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: Also if you want fight with us you need to be on somthing worth us fighting over
[20/05/2014 12:40:49 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: any pre forum posting or pre war dec could result in no fights FYI

[20/05/2014 12:46:46 p.m.] Allurai: if you wanna look like a [edited], thats no skin off my back

[20/05/2014 12:46:57 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: wow
[20/05/2014 12:48:43 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: Im offering you what you want, what your players want and Im laying down is what I want is all


[20/05/2014 12:52:58 p.m.] Allurai: no seriously, saying "if you post we're gonna deny you fights" is rediculous
[20/05/2014 12:53:06 p.m.] Allurai: im calling that bluff almost immediately

[20/05/2014 12:53:32 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: not a bluff bra
[20/05/2014 12:53:40 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: Im just laying down what I want
[20/05/2014 12:53:50 p.m.] Armorghost[VILIN]: the fight will happen


[20/05/2014 12:53:58 p.m.] Allurai: no kidding

 

The few people I've shared this with have analysed it similarly to how I did, where VILIN doesn't appear to really want to fight us at all and that laying down conditions upon an antagonist is a one way street directly to conflict. During the whole EG vs HAVOK conflict, I have to commend HAVOK's famous code for their soldiers not coming to CR/D to inform everyone how terrible EG really was; rest assured, OTTER will conduct its self very differently. Armor telling me to get some land worth fighting over is the juiciest part though, If we looked at gold earnt from the map over the last 30, 60 or 100 days I'm pretty sure VILIN will have made a single figure percentage of OTTERs. If EG had land worth defending at any time in the last month we would have already attacked.

 

Anyone quick off the mark will have realized that Skype conversation was a couple of days ago now, since that conversation VILIN has talked QC into attacking RDDT, and THUGZ has started attacking PBKAC/FOXEY and FORGE/ANVIL have shown up on the landings. Whatever happens next is bound to be interesting.

 

 

 

OTTER will accept surrender from Evil Gaming with the following conditions:

  1. THUGZ agrees to never post in CR/D ever again
  2. Evil Gaming renames to Schoolyard Bullies.
  3. VILIN publishes their top 10 best clans list which cannot include VILIN.
  4. Evil Gaming disbands as many sublcans as is needed to get back down to two (no doubt CLAWS will pick up whoever gets cut).
  5. DogBeast changes his signature to be SirVex's stats.
  6. VILIN has to recruit and accept AutismSpeaks; THUGZ has to recruit and accept Cobra39_MENSA.

 

Oh wait, isn't this the bad/evil guy? [edited] damnit.

 



Allu_o7o7o7 #2 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:18

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War Progress/Updates:

 

Saturday Night - May 24

What happened tonight:

Otter attacked out with 2 stacks into VILIN. The encounter was a clean sweep (well, 1 corpse under the rug) on Ensk, before also winning 2 longer battles of attrition on Highway and Cliff.

 

Encounter on Ensk: OTTER vs VILIN

Attack on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

Attack on Cliff: OTTER vs VILIN

 

Vacation Huck approves of OTTERs 12.33 autoloaders per battle average.

 

Sunday Night - May 25

What happened tonight:

Thugz cover-stacked for VILIN tonight on Komarin (because the only thing better than playing Komarin once is having to play Komarin twice, right?)  but the point was moot given we lost the encounter. The loss came from our two capfast strats passing each other like ships in the night and given how much more practiced VILIN is at using capfast to win battles I am not surprised by the result. OTTER held strong on the defense, so we shall Komarin tomorrow instead.

 

Encounter on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

Defense on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

 

Side note:

FORGE/ANVIL. Can your multiple leaders stop hitting me up to announce your neutrality? I am already well aware you are not neutral. How have I arrived at this conclusion? Each time someone talks to me saying you're neutral and have no plans at all to participate in our war they always following it immediately up with "if VILIN were to ask us we would probably help them". All your diplos thus far have been very specific to outline that last part to me as "they wouldn't want me to mistake or misquote them on that fact in the future". I WONDER WHY THAT COULD BE.

 

I'm not really in the mood to wait for us to be exposed for VILIN to magically ask you... so... please have your very large council vote on the following:

  1. Wardec OTTER and get in on the action now.
  2. Be neutral and out West where no one will miss you.
  3. Wait a few days, see if this goes away or at least doesn't escalate.

 

Reality, coming to a metalworks near you.

 

Monday Night - May 26

#WargamingBreaksClanWars

 

Tuesday Night - May 27

#WargamingBreaksClanWars

 

Wednesday Night - May 28

What happened tonight:

OTTERs expeditionary force into Komarin went exactly as expected which was not as I had hoped. With another 20 seconds being needed to finish mopping scum from the floor, OTTER learned a lesson about remembering to start mopping more than 2 minutes before the cancer patients arrived. After we slipped on the wet tiles and were well into our sulking about it a magical unicorn delivered an unexpected but not unwelcomed Special Battle. Rumor has it the gracious overlords wargaming had decided to remind OTTER that we are doing God's works, and because we're awesome enough to have randomed onto side A; our failure to push at the 3 minute mark instead was forgiven.

 

Having played scissors against scissors in the game against THUGZ it was not really a surprise to see rock the following game from VILIN. With a training room or two tomorrow and several more energetic games on Komarin, I imagine OTTER will be further through figuring out how to make scissors cut rocks and other scissors (paper and rock are for girls).

 

Encounter on Cliff: OTTER vs VILIN

Cover Stack on Komarin: OTTER vs THUGZ

Defense on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

Attack on Komarin: OTTER vs VILIN

 

[edited] having to learn a new map to win a 120g province  -VeryActiveHuck

 

Thursday Night - May 29

What happened tonight:

There was an encounter battle on a map thats name shall not be mentioned where again OTTER forgot to push somewhere in the middle of the game and drew out despite excuses. OTTER's Warband had a recon force (known as Chip Stack Delta) scout into QC's subclan's HQ territory and quickly evicted the militia within to open up a 3rd front on Evil Gaming. VILIN boldly continued to train field commanders on Highway against us having decided that 15 locked tanks was a fair price for a decent lesson in flexing; and TYR cracked USVCH on Ensk and joined up their territories while simultaneously holding back THUGZ.

 

Encounter on Komarin: OTTER vs VILIN

Defense on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

 

We used the same Highway defense again, VILIN did the same attack, and we got the same result... ?

I wonder if that will happen again tomorrow (it did)

 

Friday Night - May 30

What happened tonight: 

One week Five days (thanks WG) into this war and the CW map is starting to tell a brutal story not too dissimilar from David and Golliath; in this version however David is training two new slings and forgot to bring rocks so the story has a slightly different ending. Tonight was chip heavy at 9.30 EST with OTTER having a triple and VILIN, THUGZ and TYR each having a double. M60 Jesus must have been watching over little OTTER as luck struck twice with the battle scheduler serving up Cliff for the Encounter and THUGZ forgetting to cover stack their entrenched allies. The air was thick with tension and potential.

 

Undefeated on Cliff so far, OTTER bowled through the encounter on Cliff and started the night with a hiss and roar. Highway defense was the usual not very close at all victory, Live Oaks against THUGZ was a write off (OTTER still hasn't beaten THUGZ even once during this ordeal) but something in the air was different on Komarin tonight. Rather than VILIN serving us up a lesson in coping with our weak flex being derped, OTTER instead spent the evening conducting a seminar on the proper application of concave firing lines utilizing multiple sets of overlapping crossfire. The VILIN FC having rejected that this was a viable tactic set out to kick mud in our face by proving us wrong. Utilizing his lack of positional advantage, VILIN pushed their entire main tank element through OTTER's kill zone to kill the mediums tank treasures trapped in the North East. This did not go well.

 

Encounter on Cliff: OTTER vs VILIN

Defense on Highway: OTTER vs VILIN

Attack on Komarin: OTTER vs VILIN

Attack on Line Oaks: OTTER vs THUGZ

Riot Defense on Highway: OTTER vs GANGZ

 

OTTER won Komarin! OTTER won Komarin! OTTER won Komarin! OTTER won Komarin! OTTER won Komarin! 

 
News on the other front was that TYR won all their battles tonight too, meaning they're all set up and THUGZ is down to 1 territory like brother VILIN. TYR continues to be the most underrated clan on the server, so nothing really news worthy here unless you speak French are and considering a new clan.
 
Where to now?
At the start of this war I started quite clearly this fight was about pecking order and OTTER's desires to demonstrate our mastery of serious business. The Sadie Hawkins Commanders Handbook to CW 2014 Meta states that VILIN and THUGZ both being reduced to a single territory means they will likely attempt to leave the map tomorrow in order to protect their HQs from the savagery of the clans around them. With the HQs secured tightly off map the victory that seems inevitable for OTTER will slip from grasp and be replaced by crushing defeat. If and when this happens, I hope each OTTER will band together with his kinsmen and rejoice over the victory we had on Komarin the day before we lost the war.
 

View PostAllurai, on May 21 2014 - 19:17, said:

Between the onslaught of Evil Gaming into CR/D and comments slewn across the battlefield in game I know well that Evil Gaming thinks themselves on par with OTTER; We've reached the point where we're happy to display that you're not.

 
OTTER vs VILIN: 15-3, 15-4, 15-10, 15-1, 15-11, 15-6, 8-9, 15-6, 12-8, 8-15, 15-4, 15-4, 15-3
OTTER destroyed 178 tanks (13.7 tanks per game) over 13 games and won 77% of their battles vs VILIN.
VILIN destroyed 84 tanks (6.5 tanks per game) over 13 games and won 15% of their battles vs OTTER.

 

If Evil Gaming were to pull off the map tomorrow, OTTER would not pursue you as I believe my point has been well proven - there is no reason or desire to go for the throat. If you would like to continue our conflict, chips will be made ready and sent prior to prime time. If this conflict comes to a close, then please excuse us and TYR as we have a double date to attend with the blacksmiths. 

 

 

Saturday Night - May 31

 

VILIN and OTTER met in an encounter battle on Redshire. OTTER Won. Vilin then cited the CW Exhibition Matches as being more important than CW allowing OTTER to take their HQ on a Technical Victory. GG I guess. OTTER + TYR wins by a landslide against VILIN + THUGZ.

 

Round 2 pending unprovoked aggression.



Serbs_Diaper_Fetish #3 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:22

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Dude. I was trying to pick a fite with them... No fair

smacky #4 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:24

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View PostAllurai, on May 21 2014 - 16:17, said:

what I'm seeing VILIN is still playing second fiddle in the show and thus the show must go on. Thugz and SirVex is the main part of how we've reached this point. 

 

wat

 

edit;

Surely this will be a fantastic war where many gudfites will be had

/sarcasm

#leavemapbuttonOP

 


Edited by smacky, May 21 2014 - 20:36.


FxProdigy #5 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:25

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Who's recruiting? Lol

Edited by FxProdigy, May 21 2014 - 20:33.


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THUGZ' negreps will blot out the sun

DUNDALK #7 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:29

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My up vote merely deleted a down vote. What the poop

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I know I've used it before by damn it still works

 



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:popcorn:

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View PostDUNDALK, on May 21 2014 - 21:29, said:

My up vote merely deleted a down vote. What the poop

here is my rule, when i see a neg number i downvote it, when i see a pos number, i upvote it, so my votes were always counted, never failed.



votato #12 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:44

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and thus begins the "wait a minute.... you're not in otter" war.

GabrielAngelos #13 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:45

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View PostGabrielAngelos, on May 21 2014 - 20:45, said:

All my +1 for this. 



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I feel like I should mention that I was okay with our continued fail cascade against THUGZ, but as soon as I saw that chip down on FOXEY, I personally consider that a much more idiotic and egregious diplomatic statement. 

 

So when it comes down to it, I just want everyone to remember, THUGZ did this crapto themselves.



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View PostGyarados, on May 21 2014 - 15:51, said:

I feel like I should mention that I was okay with our continued fail cascade against THUGZ, but as soon as I saw that chip down on FOXEY, I personally consider that a much more idiotic and egregious diplomatic statement. 

 

So when it comes down to it, I just want everyone to remember, THUGZ did this crapto themselves.

 

Time to become less terrible again.



Allu_o7o7o7 #17 Posted May 21 2014 - 20:56

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get your own war dec pbkac

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View PostAllurai, on May 21 2014 - 12:56, said:

get your own war dec pbkac

 

Eh, nah. I'm too lazy.



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Its cool because i dislike Cervix, it sucks because i like Villain.

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