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Zepherex #41 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 00:49

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ffs why do people insist on quoting the whole [edited]OP -_-

BarrooM #42 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 05:08

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I forgot we had Baw. I take back my losing the forum war prediction.

 

Oh God. And Peabody.



tefftorbes #43 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 07:35

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Pick your poison - inbred anime references, or a sharp, dry wit that goes over the head of perhaps 10% of our opponents and 75% of the population of the USA?

 

And this is what happens when I try to be funny :(



DUNDALK #44 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 08:40

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Might I suggest poop jokes

Jundaku #45 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 09:45

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Oh bawbaw. <3

G77 #46 Posted Feb 10 2015 - 17:05

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Tldr

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Sloveni4n #47 Posted Feb 15 2015 - 03:32

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How long did it take to:

1: Google this

2. Ctrl + C

3. Ctrl + V

rxdolph #48 Posted Feb 15 2015 - 05:40

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View PostSloveni4n, on Feb 14 2015 - 21:32, said:

How long did it take to:

1: Google this

2. Ctrl + C

3. Ctrl + V

1 Poop.

It's how all of Bawbaw's actions are measured.



bawbaw #49 Posted Feb 15 2015 - 18:47

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OFFICIAL RELEASE BY THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK


Whereas, on the twenty-second day of September, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-two, a proclamation was issued by the President of the United States, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:


"That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Executive Government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom.


"That the Executive will, on the first day of January aforesaid, by proclamation, designate the States and parts of States, if any, in which the people thereof, respectively, shall then be in rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any State, or the people thereof, shall on that day be, in good faith, represented in the Congress of the United States by members chosen thereto at elections wherein a majority of the qualified voters of such State shall have participated, shall, in the absence of strong countervailing testimony, be deemed conclusive evidence that such State, and the people thereof, are not then in rebellion against the United States."


Now, therefore I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, by virtue of the power in me vested as Commander-in-Chief, of the Army and Navy of the United States in time of actual armed rebellion against the authority and government of the United States, and as a fit and necessary war measure for suppressing said rebellion, do, on this first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and in accordance with my purpose so to do publicly proclaimed for the full period of one hundred days, from the day first above mentioned, order and designate as the States and parts of States wherein the people thereof respectively, are this day in rebellion against the United States, the following, to wit:

Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, (except the Parishes of St. Bernard, Plaquemines, Jefferson, St. John, St. Charles, St. James Ascension, Assumption, Terrebonne, Lafourche, St. Mary, St. Martin, and Orleans, including the City of New Orleans) Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia, (except the forty-eight counties designated as West Virginia, and also the counties of Berkley, Accomac, Northampton, Elizabeth City, York, Princess Ann, and Norfolk, including the cities of Norfolk and Portsmouth[)], and which excepted parts, are for the present, left precisely as if this proclamation were not issued.


And by virtue of the power, and for the purpose aforesaid, I do order and declare that all persons held as slaves within said designated States, and parts of States, are, and henceforward shall be free; and that the Executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authorities thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons.


And I hereby enjoin upon the people so declared to be free to abstain from all violence, unless in necessary self-defence; and I recommend to them that, in all cases when allowed, they labor faithfully for reasonable wages.


And I further declare and make known, that such persons of suitable condition, will be received into the armed service of the United States to garrison forts, positions, stations, and other places, and to man vessels of all sorts in said service.


And upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice, warranted by the Constitution, upon military necessity, I invoke the considerate judgment of mankind, and the gracious favor of Almighty God FULL STOP



Illusion #50 Posted Feb 16 2015 - 14:34

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View Postbawbaw, on Feb 15 2015 - 17:47, said:

OFFICIAL RELEASE BY THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK


Whereas, on the twenty-second day of September, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-two, a proclamation was issued by the President of the United States, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:


"That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Executive Government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom.


"That the Executive will, on the first day of January aforesaid, by proclamation, designate the States and parts of States, if any, in which the people thereof, respectively, shall then be in rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any State, or the people thereof, shall on that day be, in good faith, represented in the Congress of the United States by members chosen thereto at elections wherein a majority of the qualified voters of such State shall have participated, shall, in the absence of strong countervailing testimony, be deemed conclusive evidence that such State, and the people thereof, are not then in rebellion against the United States."


Now, therefore I, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, by virtue of the power in me vested as Commander-in-Chief, of the Army and Navy of the United States in time of actual armed rebellion against the authority and government of the United States, and as a fit and necessary war measure for suppressing said rebellion, do, on this first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, and in accordance with my purpose so to do publicly proclaimed for the full period of one hundred days, from the day first above mentioned, order and designate as the States and parts of States wherein the people thereof respectively, are this day in rebellion against the United States, the following, to wit:

Arkansas, Texas, Louisiana, (except the Parishes of St. Bernard, Plaquemines, Jefferson, St. John, St. Charles, St. James Ascension, Assumption, Terrebonne, Lafourche, St. Mary, St. Martin, and Orleans, including the City of New Orleans) Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, and Virginia, (except the forty-eight counties designated as West Virginia, and also the counties of Berkley, Accomac, Northampton, Elizabeth City, York, Princess Ann, and Norfolk, including the cities of Norfolk and Portsmouth[)], and which excepted parts, are for the present, left precisely as if this proclamation were not issued.


And by virtue of the power, and for the purpose aforesaid, I do order and declare that all persons held as slaves within said designated States, and parts of States, are, and henceforward shall be free; and that the Executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authorities thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons.


And I hereby enjoin upon the people so declared to be free to abstain from all violence, unless in necessary self-defence; and I recommend to them that, in all cases when allowed, they labor faithfully for reasonable wages.


And I further declare and make known, that such persons of suitable condition, will be received into the armed service of the United States to garrison forts, positions, stations, and other places, and to man vessels of all sorts in said service.


And upon this act, sincerely believed to be an act of justice, warranted by the Constitution, upon military necessity, I invoke the considerate judgment of mankind, and the gracious favor of Almighty God FULL STOP

+1 would read again



bawbaw #51 Posted Feb 17 2015 - 06:06

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OFFICIAL RELEASE BY THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK


So yeah, since when did OTTER v PBKAC become a good matchup? Didn't we have a conversation in which we told you people we needed to fight people as bad as us, like VILLIN. Speaking of VILLIN, they either don't know how to pronounce w's, or they've never read the forums. I know it's confusing, but there's baubau in g, he uses u's, there's bobo in PBKAC, no a's u's or w's, and then me. You know, never mind, I'm sure this is all going over your heads. Back to the important North v Shitlords-Who-Support-Slavery-And-Have-Relations-With-Their-Relatives news, we apparently have a chance to "relive history" guys, which is important FULL STOP



Mauadib #52 Posted Feb 17 2015 - 07:00

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View Postbawbaw, on Feb 17 2015 - 05:06, said:

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So yeah, since when did OTTER v PBKAC become a good matchup? Didn't we have a conversation in which we told you people we needed to fight people as bad as us, like VILLIN. Speaking of VILLIN, they either don't know how to pronounce w's, or they've never read the forums. I know it's confusing, but there's baubau in g, he uses u's, there's bobo in PBKAC, no a's u's or w's, and then me. You know, never mind, I'm sure this is all going over your heads. Back to the important North v Shitlords-Who-Support-Slavery-And-Have-Relations-With-Their-Relatives news, we apparently have a chance to "relive history" guys, which is important FULL STOP

 

Not even the real BauBau...



bawbaw #53 Posted Feb 17 2015 - 07:02

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Not even.

KonigRasnake #54 Posted Feb 18 2015 - 00:43

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I think Yeats summed this up the best:

 

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity



bawbaw #55 Posted Feb 19 2015 - 05:23

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OFFICIAL RELEASE BY THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T SUCK


So how the hell are we the only one who's able to beat the clans they're matched up with? Either way, we found out how bad CHAI are when they're unable to muster their masters to puppet them, though there's always tomorrow FULL STOP



Mac116 #56 Posted Feb 19 2015 - 07:13

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Kittehs, the hero the north needs, but not the one they deserve.

Gyarados #57 Posted Feb 21 2015 - 06:50

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...tomorrow happened. I'm not a fan.

Beerstein #58 Posted Feb 21 2015 - 07:11

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View PostGyarados, on Feb 21 2015 - 05:50, said:

...tomorrow happened. I'm not a fan.

 

Ugh, please don't bring up that disaster again.

Gyarados #59 Posted Feb 21 2015 - 07:12

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Province.

 

Your move, triggered one.



Beerstein #60 Posted Feb 21 2015 - 07:20

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View PostGyarados, on Feb 21 2015 - 06:12, said:

Province.

 

Your move, triggered one.

 

I still have flashbacks from over a year ago defending province against GROZA every night for 2 weeks straight. Tonight didn't help matters.




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