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Super Dead OKCupid Zombie Wardickening of BADGR vs PLZGO

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Zeppelinisgod #1 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 03:01

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Sitting here, playing THAT OTHER GAME, I started to wonder to myself.... "what are those plebs in WoT doing?".... "why is the Leo 2AV so goddamn OP?".... "what is this wart on my phallus from?"...

 

But mosty I was thinking what all you little underachievers were up to so I logged onto my beloved PETCO TS channel and found out that my clan of BADGRs were murdered months ago by Lackofgivingashtitus. Oddly enough, this made me wanna wardick someone with my awesome posting powers and well crafted OKCupid charm. So here it goes...

 

My Self-summary

Hi there, Im a convicted felon due to this crazy mixup between me and a younger lady friend where I thought said friend was older than her fake ID said she was but I dont let that get me down, yo. I like long walks on the beach, unicorns, and saving bus loads of children from dragon attacks.

 

What Im doing with my life

Playing horrible tank games while multi-tasking with beer/scotch.

 

I'm really good at

Wardickening random clans.... especially latino ones, apparently...

Also, I used to make WoT videos involving racists, window lickers, and communist cats

 

I spend alot of time thinking about

How many beers I have left in the fridge and why the dead corpse of PLZGO still wont let me BULLY them

 

On a typical Friday night I am

Getting non-consentually assaulted by arty before switching to THAT OTHER GAME and then passing out half way through an episode of Justified.

 

You should message me if

  • You are a dead PLZGO member and feel my mad micro-aggressions getting rubbed all over your face and wanna say something about it
  • If you are wandorf and would like to tell CRD that I lack the authority to declare war on a dead bloated clan like PLZGO then you MAY NOT MESSAGE ME BECAUSE YOU NO LONGER HAVE AUTHORITY HERE AND I THINK I COULD HAVE TURNS BADGR AROUND BUT NOOOOOOOOO, YOU HAD TO RUN THAT TRAIN WRECK RIGHT INTO THE GRAND GODDAMN CANYON, YOU SELFISH LADYBOY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dead PLZGO go is now zombie wardickd by another dead clan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



TwixOps #2 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 03:10

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RIP BADGR, PUPEH, PUPPY, and PBKAC(?)... Ded clams make all sad.  

Zeppelinisgod #3 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 03:12

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inb4 I get banned for micro-aggressions towards ladyboys

Cornish_Pirate #4 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 03:38

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IM A PLEB

thandiflight #5 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 04:01

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That wart is a callous - you can't catch warts from your hand Zep, you know that

Guest_Rk2500_* #6 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 04:33

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i am scared for plsgo...............will badgr delete them off the the Ethernet

TheCobraChicken #7 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 05:08

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This is the tanks version of casting a pearl before swines

GarlicFries_CashCarti #8 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 05:26

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dude its not a z

GarlicFries_CashCarti #9 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 05:33

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ps this thread is a joke but i still didnt laugh 

Zeppelinisgod #10 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 09:10

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PLZGO

Silvers_ #11 Posted Jan 27 2016 - 19:31

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View Postthandiflight, on Jan 26 2016 - 21:01, said:

That wart is a callous - you can't catch warts from your hand Zep, you know that

 

Not a callous but the milk dud he was um using the other night.

PrototypeRewired #12 Posted Jan 28 2016 - 00:19

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gawd I miss the days when Zeppelin would post a new wardeck every two weeks.

 

Some of the best wardicks the game ever had.



yewchung #13 Posted Jan 28 2016 - 07:55

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What's is this PLZGO? Is it an ice-cream flavour?

TheCobraChicken #14 Posted Jan 28 2016 - 08:34

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View Postyewchung, on Jan 28 2016 - 06:55, said:

What's is this PLZGO? Is it an ice-cream flavour?

 

Is there an sewer hole missing its cover that you could please fall into? Thank you

Im_Pickle_Rick #15 Posted Feb 04 2016 - 21:49

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View Postyewchung, on Jan 28 2016 - 01:55, said:

What's is this PLZGO? Is it an ice-cream flavour?

 



CaptainHarlock #16 Posted Feb 05 2016 - 00:59

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You put your PLSGO application in the wrong field, OP.

favrepeoria #17 Posted Feb 05 2016 - 02:41

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I too would like to wardic a ded clam

yewchung #18 Posted Feb 05 2016 - 16:09

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View PostArrogantWorms, on Jan 28 2016 - 17:34, said:

 

Is there an sewer hole missing its cover that you could please fall into? Thank you

 

No, someone from the north stole them all.





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