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Never Forget lozarus Glorious Leader The Great Sloped Forehead 4HEAD Tournament Recruiting Operation Typhoon Campaign

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wh1skybarrel #1 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 16:36

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Join the crusade!

 

Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead [4HEAD]

 

• A rogue clan, with a casual, non-toxic, $%@#'er mentality, that's striving to be a "Top 100" clan!

• As usual, we set the bar too low (we're lazy underachievers), now "striving to be a "TOP 50" clan!

• Clan Wars and Strongholds.

• Veteran players with clan wars experience in Top 100 clans!

• Last, but not least, a tribute clan to pay homage to the greatest clan commander to ever grace the NA Servers -

 

The Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead - lozarus!

 

 

lozarus may be gone, but he is not forgotten, his spirit lives on through our fighting.  He truly is, and will remain, Back in Black.

 

 

 

RIP Old Friend

 

lozarus - March 13, 2011 to December 18, 2015 ~ Forever Immortalized, Never Forget! 


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For those of you who didn't know lozarus, he was a man who loved and encouraged music, his creativity, and originality was second to none...

 

 

In addition to his musical talents, he was (more importantly) a brilliant leader, strategist, diplomat, and forum post crafter.  Here are some past moments of glorious battle, led and made possible by the great leader himself, lozarus - 

 

 

And now, please bow your heads and contemplate to the music below, as we recite the following passage from the Book of Tolos - 

 

 

Our 4HEAD, which art in limbo,

Lozarus be thy name,

Thy Clan wars come,

Thy will be done,

In tourneys as it is in clan wars,

Give us this day our weekly gold,

And forget us our missed shots, 

As we forgive those that pen against us,

And lead us not out of the top 10,

But deliver us from Relic 2nd,

For thine is the community,

The slope and the 4Head,

For campaign after campaign.

Amen.

 

- Tolos the Wise

 

~

 

Leading [4HEAD] in the great tribute crusade, in the name of the Great Sloped Forehead - our Glorious Leader, lozarus, is as follows - 

 

Commander:

 

 

• Deputy Commander for Relic Armoured (Main), Relic Third Armoured, and Wallet Warriors.

• Led Relic Armoured and Relic Third Armoured through four server wars.

• 100% WR calling against Bulba.

• Is wide as he is deep.

• Has a love of Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos, as well as streaming Skype calls via Twitch.

 

Days of service to the Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead = 1,058 and counting! 

Account created: 04.12.2011

 

 

Executive Officer:

 

 

• Deputy Commander for Relic Third Armoured.

• Field Commander for Relic Third Armoured, Bulls, and Wallet Warriors.

• Put down scrub clans like SIMP, while Field Commander with Relic Third Armoured, through two server wars.

• Served as scrublord for three weeks in Relic Armoured.

• A Mexican from Puerto Rico who also loves shares a love of Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos.

 

Days of service to the Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead = 828 and counting!

Account created: 08.25.2011

 

 

Personnel Officer:

 

 

• Has served as Recruitment Officer for Relic Third Armoured, Esprit De Corps, G4ME, and presently, 4HEAD.

• It is important to mention that three of the clans indicated above have collapsed.

• It is equally important to mention (and ask ourselves) - "why exactly did we make wh1skybarrel our recruiter?"

 

Days of service to the Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead = 535 and counting!

Account created: 08.22.2011

 

 

Intelligence Officer:

 

 

• Veteran member of Relic Armoured.

• Most inactive member of all Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead members!

• Known for joining tournaments and never showing up.

• Will be assisting TheReignMan with all diplomatic concerns, issues, and inquiries.

• Loves the word "ejaculate" and is a natural redhead.  Fire down below! 

 

Days of service to the Glorious Leader - The Great Sloped Forehead = 1,223 and counting!

Account created: 04.12.2011

 

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[4HEAD] Wotlabs Clan Page

 

 

Requirements for Joining [4HEAD] - To fight, sing, and make merry in the name of lozarus:


• Can't have a cancerous or racist personality
• Can't have been in Relic and left for an Anime clan
• Can't have driven a Bat Chat into A1 while supposed to be watching cap from K0

• If you served in Relic and were called a %#&@, you may be able to join

• If you served in Relic and were berated for %#&@'ing up, you may be able to join
• If you served in Relic and had to listen to hilarious stories of drug-induced troubled youth experiences, you may be able to join

• If you can actively pay tribute to lozarus at least 2-3 times a week, you may be able to join
• If you served in Relic and have experience offering 1-chips, you may be able to join

• If you're not playing as if you currently suffered from a stroke, you may be able to join.

• If you're overall WN8 is > 2000, and your recent WN8 is > 2000, you may be able to join

• If you are Mongolian and related to (the real) Der_Weisse_Mongol, you may be able to join

• If you are willing to sing in TS upon joining, you may be able to join

• If you dearly miss our departed Glorious Leader, you may be able to join

 

For more information, message wh1skybarrel, or drop by our TS - 4head.teamspeak3.com

 

 

And with that, please now go in pieces, as we leave you with a fond musical memory, sung by lozarus himself.  The man with a silver tongue, as well as a deep love of the gift, and magic of song...

 

 

 


Edited by wh1skybarrel, May 16 2016 - 17:09.


wh1skybarrel #2 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 16:49

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Edited by wh1skybarrel, May 03 2016 - 16:38.


_Midas #3 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 16:50

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Needs more Loz!

JoreyK #4 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 16:55

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I approve of this message. Long live the forehead!

ukie_ #5 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:00

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NVM, I am bad at reading.

 

Good luck, boys. And don't let matt run too wild with his canadian spirit </3


Edited by ukie_, Mar 10 2016 - 17:02.


offthewall99 #6 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:10

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Wonderful tribute to an icon of this game.  RIP Loz...

Guest_Heldar_* #7 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:18

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Yus.  Just Yus.

Panther_Steve #8 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:22

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ROFL

 

"Can't have been in Relic and left for an Anime clan"



G1bby #9 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:43

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I wishing nothing but the best for you guys.

 

Save me a spot will ya?



wh1skybarrel #10 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 17:44

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View PostG1bby, on Mar 10 2016 - 11:43, said:

Save me a spot will ya?

 

Reign is keeping it warm for you!    :teethhappy:

RNGarbage #11 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 19:19

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Good luck recruitng.

VonStryker #12 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 21:14

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Very nice 

VonStryker #13 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 22:23

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we will be taking in newer players(relatively low battle count, will be based on individual players) that some promise

 

 



wh1skybarrel #14 Posted Mar 10 2016 - 23:58

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View PostVonStryker, on Mar 10 2016 - 16:23, said:

"that some promise"

 

Very key!



wh1skybarrel #15 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 01:11

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wh1skybarrel #16 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 03:17

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wh1skybarrel #17 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 05:43

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wh1skybarrel #18 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 09:16

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wh1skybarrel #19 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 15:02

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wh1skybarrel #20 Posted Mar 11 2016 - 16:02

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Bump, it's Friday!




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