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Lhos #1 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:04

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What are the best crew names you've run into? Not ones you entered yourself, but ones the game gave to you when recruiting.

I like my M37's crew, it's the classiest arty ever. The first five aren't anything terribly special...

Commander: Chatwin Browning
Gunner: Darian Noddings
Driver: Brandan Beechener
Radio: Morton Lush
Loader 1: Galvin Lakey

But the last one makes it sound like they should all be wearing tuxes and top-hats.

Loader 2: Giles O'Canavan

Shackram #2 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:12

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My Pershing's gunner: Arthur Pownall.

Splints #3 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:20

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On my Ram
Driver: Max Wood
Loader: Baron Ringer

Have brothers in my Slugger.
Gunner: Morton Unmey
Driver: Eliot Unmey

brojones #4 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:22

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Waaaay back in beta I encountered a fairly raunchy name for a Tiger commander. I swear I did not make this name with the crew editor.

Barend Assmann

I suppose the devs noticed because you can't seem to get this name anymore.

CaptIceman #5 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:23

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My Löwe commander: Klaus Löwe :D

Wallachia #6 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:24

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Please refer to my signature. While today I do have it by name input, back then it was fully random.

Watch #7 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:25

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My M41 the loader is named Richard Packwood but I call him Dick.

DrewTheSchu #8 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:30

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View Postbrojones, on Jul 25 2011 - 16:22, said:

Waaaay back in beta I encountered a fairly raunchy name for a Tiger commander. I swear I did not make this name with the crew editor.

Barend Assmann

I suppose the devs noticed because you can't seem to get this name anymore.

I had an Assmann on my Hetzer.  Sold him with the tank.  Can't remember his position, but he stunk at it.

Sauregen #9 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:37

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My American TD crew:

Driver: Morgan Freeman
Loader: Paul Bunyan
Gunner: Damon Leete
Loader #2 (and the unluckiest guy ever): Leslie Miranda

Lhos #10 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:38

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View PostWallachia, on Jul 25 2011 - 16:24, said:

Please refer to my signature. While today I do have it by name input, back then it was fully random.

Winner!

kin3 #11 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:42

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Wish we could change their names like Bob, Bill, Joe, etc.

Will_of_Iron #12 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 16:46

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I'll do my Panzer 4:

Jens Gottberg
Walter Frederici
Waldemar Weber
Theodor Schonbrunner with a tilde over the o
and the funniest name:
Bodo Hossbach

Fluffzor #13 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 17:01

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These made me smile.

JohnHenry #14 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 17:04

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In your face!

bobbobman #15 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 17:09

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View Postbrojones, on Jul 25 2011 - 16:22, said:

Waaaay back in beta I encountered a fairly raunchy name for a Tiger commander. I swear I did not make this name with the crew editor.

Barend Assmann

I suppose the devs noticed because you can't seem to get this name anymore.
Nah. I have an Assmann who loads my VK3601.

Lhos #16 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 17:15

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View Postbobbobman, on Jul 25 2011 - 17:09, said:

Nah. I have an Assmann who loads my VK3601.

"How many Assmanns (men?) do we have on this ship?" (Yes, I know it's an actual last name.)

Camping4XP #17 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 17:36

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View PostSauregen, on Jul 25 2011 - 16:37, said:

My American TD crew:

Driver: Morgan Freeman
Loader: Paul Bunyan
Gunner: Damon Leete
Loader #2 (and the unluckiest guy ever): Leslie Miranda
What was LEslie's mother thinking?

Sauregen #18 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 19:05

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View PostCamping4XP, on Jul 25 2011 - 17:36, said:

What was LEslie's mother thinking?


I don't know, but apparently the dad couldn't think up anything better

Grimno #19 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 19:42

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My Patton's Crew

Commander - Bruce Willis
Gunner - Christian Bale
Driver - Conan O'brian
Radio - Kenneth Sugar or "Technical Sergeant Sugar"
Loader - Brock Lavander

Methos911 #20 Posted Jul 25 2011 - 20:15

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+1 to Lhos for reference to Spaceballs!


also, heres mine:
Heavy tank crew, been with me since T1. Now at T34, soon to be T30.
First Sergeant Quinlan Bottom
Master Sergeant Addison Birchnall
Master Sergeant Phineas Finnegan
Technical Sergeant George Crute
Technical Sergeant Walton Nichols
Technical Sergeant Eric Rowe

Anyone know what is max rank? I remember when some of these guys were privates.