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Not_Connery #981 Posted Nov 12 2017 - 09:14

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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.  Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.

 

 

Am I doing this right?  This is what you wanted, right? :P

 

In all seriousness, though, I do have a few games that I am proud of, but they are all from older patches, so they aren't compatible with the current client. :(

 

If you still have a way of watching older replays, though, check out my wotreplays page for a few of them (My personal favorites are my two ace tanker Pz III J replays and my two ace tanker Matilda replays): http://wotreplays.eu/uploader/Not_Connery/id/654464



dunniteowl #982 Posted Nov 12 2017 - 16:16

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View PostNot_Connery, on Nov 12 2017 - 02:14, said:

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.  Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.

 

 

Am I doing this right?  This is what you wanted, right? :P

 

In all seriousness, though, I do have a few games that I am proud of, but they are all from older patches, so they aren't compatible with the current client. :(

 

If you still have a way of watching older replays, though, check out my wotreplays page for a few of them (My personal favorites are my two ace tanker Pz III J replays and my two ace tanker Matilda replays): http://wotreplays.eu/uploader/Not_Connery/id/654464

 

I don't quite know what to say...  300 confirmed kills and you fight without any arms against gorillas?  Holy cow you must be like, I don't know, Superman, maybe.  

 

We're not worthy, we're not worthy, we're not worthy!

 

 

GL, HF & HSYBF



Not_Connery #983 Posted Nov 12 2017 - 17:29

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View Postdunniteowl, on Nov 12 2017 - 16:16, said:

 

I don't quite know what to say...  300 confirmed kills and you fight without any arms against gorillas?  Holy cow you must be like, I don't know, Superman, maybe.  

 

We're not worthy, we're not worthy, we're not worthy!

 

 

GL, HF & HSYBF

 

Yeah, when I noticed that the thread was titled "Come and Brag About Your Accomplishments", the first thing that popped into my head was the Navy Seal copypasta.  I edited it so as to leave out the insulting bits. :great:

o4kill #984 Posted Nov 12 2017 - 18:33

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I completed the US marathon mission today using a (tier 4) M8A1, low tier, and without stealing any kills: every kill that I had was at least 2 shots of mine own, and in the 2nd game I managed 1158 damage.

And should anyone be questioning their theistness, the sadist who designed these missions "forgot" to require we win today!

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That was #2 for damage on the team (#4 overall) - a T-34-85M valiantly attempted to save our victory but was killed after gaining 5 kills and 2282 damage. Shout out to DarkVeil, he's good. Stopped a bit early (circling to flank our cap) in my opinion, but I guess I've proved the danger of leaving a tier 4 tank destroyer alive behind you. ;)



o4kill #985 Posted Nov 13 2017 - 23:23

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The command expresses their gratitude for my exemplary performance on the battlefield and achieving 3000 victories!

Best is, that popped up right after a flawless 15-0 rollstomp.



o4kill #986 Posted Nov 14 2017 - 19:08

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http://wotreplays.eu...pes-o4kill-kv-2

 

Overkill (noun).
1. Excessive treatment or use of something.

"Repairing your track, unstunning your crew and then blasting a charging M44 a new belly button as it flies off a cliff above you is a bit overkill, wouldn't you think?"


2. (stylised o4kill) The username of a WoT player on the NA server, who thinks that repairing his track, unstunning his crew, and then blasting a charging m44 a new belly button with the 910 base damage of a 152mm HE shell as it flies off a cliff above him is an appropriate use of the fictionalized resources of a stronk tenk of the Peoples Army, even if it takes his profit down to a mere 3913 credits.

"After all, Stalin's children care naught for such capitalisht accounting methods, right, o4kill?"



GAJohnnie #987 Posted Nov 15 2017 - 16:31

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Nice Overkill, very nice

Gothraul #988 Posted Nov 15 2017 - 18:19

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Victory!
Battle: Mines
Vehicles: T34
Experience received: 2,396
Credits earned: 79,850
Battle achievements: Mastery Badge: "I Class"
Mission completed! Reward:
Vehicles added: T34 B
Slots added: 1

 

Defeat
Battle: Fiery Salient
Vehicles: Waffenträger auf Pz. IV
Experience received: 628
Credits earned: 18,522 (compensation for damage caused by allies: 177)
Mission completed! Reward:
Vehicles added: Schwarzpanzer 58
Slots added: 1


Edited by Gothraul, Nov 15 2017 - 20:45.


Plays_With_Matches #989 Posted Nov 15 2017 - 19:13

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Mission completed! Reward:

Vehicles added: Object 260 (crew 100%)
Slots added: 1

 

:)



Desert_Faux #990 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 10:07

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GAJohnnie #991 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 14:07

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GG Desert!

o4kill #992 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 21:19

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http://wotreplays.eu...lia-o4kill-m8a1

 

Finished the USA day 16 at tier 4. And if this be sealclubbing, then make the most of it.

Ace tanker,  Hand of God, Bruiser, Duelist, Fighter (5kills), Fire for Effect,  Spartan,  High Caliber, Invader (100points)

 

(Tune to song: https://www.youtube....h?v=5CU1m57cRao )

We're men among men and manly men yes manly men are we
We're men among manly, Men among manly Manly men are we

 

We'll drive down south and take the hill
And blast their lights and heavies
Cause you gotta be tough and you gotta be a man

To club the baby tank seal.
(To club the baby tank seal)

 

We'll take their shots with a laugh and a grin

And blow them to perdition
Then run away to the other flank

And do the same thing again.
(And do the same thing a-gain)

 

We'll sneak around the unguarded end
And give your scout a love-tap
Then run along while you don't watch
And sit out on your base-cap.
(And sit out on your base-cap)

 

Cause a M8A1's gotta do what a M8A1's gotta do
When a M8A1 is a tank among tankers
And I don't fancy being one-shot by a Matilda
So take that thought and shut it.
(So take that thought and shut it)



Tomato_Powa_Is_Over_9000 #993 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 23:07

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for the most part a consistent green or dark green player now !!  So close to 51% WR  I don't even know what my next goal is... maybe get a tier 10?

o4kill #994 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 23:32

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View PostTomato_Powa_Is_Over_9000, on Nov 16 2017 - 16:07, said:

for the most part a consistent green or dark green player now !!  So close to 51% WR  I don't even know what my next goal is... maybe get a tier 10?

 

The calculation seems to be different somehow. XVM says I'm 51% when my signature says 50%, 52% recent. Yours says 51/53, when you posted thinking you were "close" to 51%. Hmm.

Tomato_Powa_Is_Over_9000 #995 Posted Nov 16 2017 - 23:51

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View Posto4kill, on Nov 16 2017 - 15:32, said:

 

The calculation seems to be different somehow. XVM says I'm 51% when my signature says 50%, 52% recent. Yours says 51/53, when you posted thinking you were "close" to 51%. Hmm.

 

50.98% career, recently I'm a 53%+ player

o4kill #996 Posted Nov 17 2017 - 22:45

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SPG 15 with honors! No BIA cause I didnt realize we were going to be able to till too late (typical), but still pumped. http://wotreplays.eu...ll-amx_13_f3_am
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o4kill #997 Posted Yesterday, 08:46 PM

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Defeat
Battle: Swamp
Vehicles: M8A1
Experience received: 2,058
Bonds received: 2
Credits earned: 16,182
Battle achievements: Top Gun, High Caliber, Mastery Badge: "Ace Tanker"

11 kills but no pools medal because seal-clubbing tier 4s arent allowed :P

Same reason I'm never getting marks of excellence in this tank. What I am getting is a T34B, so I will be satisfied.



Wingfan #998 Posted Yesterday, 10:57 PM

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This was the best game ive ever had and probably ever will. As you can see im still very new to this game. Didnt know about replay when i did this.

High game

o4kill #999 Posted Yesterday, 11:48 PM

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Nicely done Wingman! VK30.02M is a nice fun bouncy tank :)



Gothraul #1000 Posted Today, 12:07 AM

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It is nice knowing that I got some extra credits for the Death Star now.

 

Victory!
Battle: Arctic Region
Vehicles: 112
Experience received: 3,922
Bonds received: 2
Credits earned: 66,814
Battle achievements: High Caliber, Steel Wall, Mastery Badge: "I Class"
Mission completed! Reward:
Compensation for IS-6 B
credits 4,720,000
Slots added: 1






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