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Strohmann #41 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 19:29

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View PostHorribad_At_Tanks, on Oct 24 2016 - 17:59, said:

What the ever holy hell is she thinking? I know the young ones can get confused about their feelings when the man has a snarky attitude and witty dialog but this won't fly no matter where they show up. "So separate rooms for you and your daughter sir?" asks the hotel clerk, "Oh no just need the wedding suit with the biggest waterbed you can find." says jingles with a knowing wink as rita giggles beside him. "Oh yes sir we have just the thing. It's called the Clinton Cabin and has all the toys." 

 

 

 

Live long and shocker.

 

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View PostStrohmann, on Oct 24 2016 - 13:29, said:

 

 

Live long and shocker.

 

:- |

 

Imagine the expressions of pure unadulterated joy and jubilation on her parents faces when they find out. :bajan:

 

"Mom! Dad! I brought someone over to see you!" gushes rita as she drags jingles through the front door. "Wonderful to hear pumpkin but who is this? The lucky fellows father you have been talking about?" asks the father as mom stares in puzzlement. "Oh daddy! You are always so witty and snarky! This is the lucky guy I'm going to marry!"

 

Spoiler

 



Strohmann #43 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 20:01

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I think her parents will be very happy that she found someone who shares her interests and who will keep her from moving back home with all her science fiction toys and junk.

Horribad_At_Tanks #44 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 20:12

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View PostStrohmann, on Oct 24 2016 - 14:01, said:

I think her parents will be very happy that she found someone who shares her interests and who will keep her from moving back home with all her science fiction toys and junk.

 

You might have a point. They better change the locks though as these pairings never last unless one of them is loaded and from the looks of it both are about as middle class as you can get.

Sgt_King_Gunner #45 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 20:26

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Congrats to them and I wish them well.

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View PostHorribad_At_Tanks, on Oct 24 2016 - 13:45, said:

 

Imagine the expressions of pure unadulterated joy and jubilation on her parents faces when they find out. :bajan:

 

"Mom! Dad! I brought someone over to see you!" gushes rita as she drags jingles through the front door. "Wonderful to hear pumpkin but who is this? The lucky fellows father you have been talking about?" asks the father as mom stares in puzzlement. "Oh daddy! You are always so witty and snarky! This is the lucky guy I'm going to marry!"

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

OMG I cant Breath.... +1 to you sir you posted what is going through most peoples minds.



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sry drunk

Edited by Powerwise, Oct 25 2016 - 02:41.


_RoIIer #48 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 22:57

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LOL what a stupid [edited].

 

"[edited]me grandpa"

"Senpai"

"[edited]me with the torch of gondor"

"Can you cosplay as (insert anime or movie character)"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



oldewolfe #49 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 23:32

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Oh good lord....      I'm Older than Jingles....      My Life is over....       lol

 

Congrat's at that even.....        And Many Years of Happy Platooning....

 



uberdice #50 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 23:35

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What's the problem here? They're adults and they seem to be happy together. If they end up not being happy together, then they can deal with it the way other adults do.

 

I don't see how it's any of our business. The WoT community doesn't own these people just because they're celebrities.



Sgt_King_Gunner #51 Posted Oct 24 2016 - 23:50

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If I were Jingles and I was reading this thread....

 

I would be laughing so hard at those who wrote failed snarky comments.

 

were I Rita, I'd probably be telling Jingles, "I'm in a world that is 99% male. Why did I chose you? Well read what those 99% think of a woman's ability to chose for herself"

 

seriously. This thread is comedy gold. And not in the way you intended. 



Collapsed_Eigenfunction #52 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 00:28

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View PostHorribad_At_Tanks, on Oct 24 2016 - 18:27, said:

 

I've seen and experienced the aftermath of hooking up with a girl half your age. Its not pretty. Not pretty at all. :hiding:

 

dating 10 year olds is illegal ;)

IndygoEEI #53 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 01:04

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View PostTracker40, on Oct 24 2016 - 06:53, said:

 

I believe he said he is 43 years old.... Does not help him when he looks like Papa Smurf lol

 

Actually 46.

 

View PostDas_Schlippo, on Oct 24 2016 - 06:57, said:

 

Jesus Christ.  I'm 39 and I hope I don't look like that in 4 years.  He doesn't look or sound a day younger than 60.

 

Military can age you pretty fast.  I really thought he was in his 50's...

 

View PostDadMemes101TakeNotesPlz, on Oct 24 2016 - 06:58, said:

Meanwhile Masterpupil is getting back at his mom for taking his router during Gold League.

 

Isn't he underage and did he screw up something in his personal life?  If so, he deserves to

have his router taken away.

 

Anyways, if some of you making comments aren't going to watch the video then you need to

shut up.  There's a full explanation as to why and how this happened.



tod914 #54 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 01:16

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Maybe his modpack isn't effected by rng?  Best wishes and happiness u2.

saru_richard #55 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 01:59

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holy [edited][edited]s so the rumors of the jingles breeding program were true after all!!

 

 

(or is it ;) )



Red_Ensign #56 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 02:20

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congrats to both of them.  do we call jingles mrs gamer now?  :D

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View PostHorribad_At_Tanks, on Oct 24 2016 - 12:27, said:

 

I've seen and experienced the aftermath of hooking up with a girl half your age. Its not pretty. Not pretty at all. :hiding:

 



CommodoreWolf #58 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 03:13

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I wish them all the best. If two adults are happy with each other, than who is anyone else to judge? :sceptic:

Cutthroatlemur #59 Posted Oct 25 2016 - 03:25

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I guess he penetrated her armor

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View Postuberdice, on Oct 24 2016 - 18:35, said:

What's the problem here? They're adults and they seem to be happy together. If they end up not being happy together, then they can deal with it the way other adults do.

 

I don't see how it's any of our business. The WoT community doesn't own these people just because they're celebrities.

 

yea, i hope their children are healthy




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