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Da_Craw #41 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 16:59

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View PostMssenGerE, on Jan 04 2017 - 03:19, said:

Ever walk into the kitchen when there's a blown up racoon in the microwave?

 

Stinks almost as bad as possum.

strenfoo #42 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 17:04

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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 01:41, said:

What I am complaining about is a Jg Pz E 100 shooting my tier 7 light tank over a full health IS-7 with 2 kills and 58% WR.

 

Why are you exposing yourself head-on to a tier 10 TD?

TheMightyPringles #43 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 17:07

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TheMightyPringles #44 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 17:10

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TheMightyPringles #45 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 17:16

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Oh noes is that harassment too? Well aww man I guess I'm gonna get a strike now to go with all the others, too bad.

_Tsavo_ #46 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 17:44

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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 11:16, said:

Oh noes is that harassment too? Well aww man I guess I'm gonna get a strike now to go with all the others, too bad.

 

lolwut?

 

 



WilhelmvonPreussen #47 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 19:13

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Vision is the most important aspect of this game. Anyone who has played it has at some point cried about getting hit by invisible tanks. So the best strategy often is to gouge out the eyes of the enemy. Blind em, kill their lights. Seems logical doesn't it?

An_Innocent_Bystander #48 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 19:25

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I mean your title was correct, just for the wrong reasons. You did something extremely stupid, yet in your mind you did nothing wrong and the JPE100 just hates you and is bad for shooting a light and anyone that says otherwise is clearly out to get you and a stat [edited].

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This is how the current meta is. Are they a threat? No. Do they have good stats? No. Are we gonna focus and tunnel vision the crapout of them? Yes.

It is [edited]impossible to play a battle in my M41 because 7/10 of my battles are tier 10 or a lot of tier 9s, but thats typical that's not something to complain about.

 

Then why are you complaining and then say its nothing to complain about.  In addition, its always been the meta.  Dont play scouts, they are the hardest class to play.

 

What I am complaining about is a Jg Pz E 100 shooting my tier 7 light tank over a full health IS-7 with 2 kills and 58% WR. Do I get focused every battle? No. That's the other 3/10 battles. Are all of these 100% the enemy and 0% me? No. Yes I am gonna admit that I get myself into the wrong situation at times, but more times than not it is the enemy. And how does one go about achieving stats with this? Well, they don't. 

 

By not playing scouts until you know what you are doing, that's how you get good stats in them.

 

 

No, I will not play a passive scout or camp in my scouts. Doesn't fit my playstyle. 

 

Your play style is wrong.  The correct play style in general is whatever your team needs you to do for it to win.  For scouts it is an

 

1.  early run to get some early intel,

2.  keeping tanks lit but staying alive until the field thins out even if that means not shooting your gun, 

3.  Looking for a spot to run arty while it still means something (running arty down 5 tanks does nothing for your team but gets you free useless damage)

4.  Using your vision and speed late against wounded tanks on a more wide open map

5.  Sometimes you need to passive scout.  

 

 

I hope this post attracts all of you people that like to be statwhores, I honestly do. I get a kick out of it.

 

I am a win [edited].  Having %45 win rate player in an important tank like scout affects my game.  The good news for you is you effect the other team also, they win %55 of the time when you hit battle. 

 

Go watch ZEVEN or JUNKERSHIRYU on youtube and you will get better at light tanks.  Your teams will appreciate it.  Then you just have to work on that self important anger issue.



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Git gud at the bulldog. For one, don't be stupid and run out to try to brawl a tier X TD. 

TheMightyPringles #51 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 22:09

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So many of you [edited]ters are reading what you want just so you can say something, because you have higher stats and you have the match for anything I say ALL because of stats. Ele giggle. 

View Post_Tsavo, on Jan 04 2017 - 10:44, said:

 

lolwut?

 

 

 

and my signature used to be  "JINGLES IS A [edited]LORD WANNABE" and some kid gets mad and reports me to WG for harassment, but oh wait I am harassing someone in this post too crapI'm gonna get banned.

An_Innocent_Bystander #52 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 22:19

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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 22:09, said:

So many of you [edited]ters are reading what you want just so you can say something, because you have higher stats and you have the match for anything I say ALL because of stats. Ele giggle. 

 

Boi. 

 

The reason you have bad stats that people can point out is because you do braindead stuff like sit in front of JPE100s in a Bulldog and think you won't be shot. Even more after that you whine about your dumb[edited]ery on the forums and argue with anyone who tells you that you did something wrong.

 

But hey, at least you have consistency. Consistency is what holds a lot of blues back from becoming unicum. You on the other hand are consistent. It's just consistently bad and not good.



TheMightyPringles #53 Posted Jan 04 2017 - 22:40

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View PostAn_Innocent_Bystander, on Jan 04 2017 - 15:19, said:

Boi. 

 

The reason you have bad stats that people can point out is because you do braindead stuff like sit in front of JPE100s in a Bulldog and think you won't be shot. Even more after that you whine about your dumb[edited]ery on the forums and argue with anyone who tells you that you did something wrong.

 

But hey, at least you have consistency. Consistency is what holds a lot of blues back from becoming unicum. You on the other hand are consistent. It's just consistently bad and not good.

 

you funny spicy boi

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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 16:09, said:

So many of you [edited]ters are reading what you want just so you can say something, because you have higher stats and you have the match for anything I say ALL because of stats. Ele giggle. 

 

and my signature used to be  "JINGLES IS A [edited]LORD WANNABE" and some kid gets mad and reports me to WG for harassment, but oh wait I am harassing someone in this post too crapI'm gonna get banned.

 

uh, did you think that wouldn't eventually get nuked?  I fail to see harassment, though, no one's being named.

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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 22:40, said:

 

you funny spicy boi

Your arrogance despite having less of a clue what you are talking about than Trump when he talks about Russian hackers is more funny though.



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View PostTheMightyPringles, on Jan 04 2017 - 03:41, said:

This is how the current meta is. Are they a threat? No. Do they have good stats? No. Are we gonna focus and tunnel vision the crapout of them? Yes.

It is [edited]impossible to play a battle in my M41 because 7/10 of my battles are tier 10 or a lot of tier 9s, but thats typical that's not something to complain about. What I am complaining about is a Jg Pz E 100 shooting my tier 7 light tank over a full health IS-7 with 2 kills and 58% WR. Do I get focused every battle? No. That's the other 3/10 battles. Are all of these 100% the enemy and 0% me? No. Yes I am gonna admit that I get myself into the wrong situation at times, but more times than not it is the enemy. And how does one go about achieving stats with this? Well, they don't. 

 

No, I will not play a passive scout or camp in my scouts. Doesn't fit my playstyle. 

 

I hope this post attracts all of you people that like to be statwhores, I honestly do. I get a kick out of it.

 

The Sh*tPost is Strong in this one..............

 

 

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