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Looking to replace that one slacker on your gold league team

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Bryant21 #1 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 03:18

    First lieutenant

  • -Players-
  • 21020 battles
  • 558
  • [RDDT] RDDT
  • Member since:
    02-06-2011

Now that WGLNA is underway, I would like to formally put myself back out there as open to joining a new gold league team. Here are some of my highlights:

 

  • Has E X P E R I E N C E playing in two previous seasons of gold league and two seasons of silver.
  • Played on the 3rd best S.I.M.P. gold league team ever SIMPLISTIC for two seasons despite wanting to kill myself from tier 1 dynamic game play.
    • At least it wasn't simposaurus rex vOv
  • Top 10 fantasy league player who won a free trip to LA.
    • Don't act like you're not impressed
  • 2nd Best Player from WGLNA Gold League Season 6 2016 Season 2 of the First Round Robin Half of the Season for GET FLANKED
    • If Ledif was the shining star of the team, I was the commercial airliner at night that you think is a shooting star only to realize its not a star at all.
    • Have a personal recommendation of greatness from the great DWIGHT of get flanked who is an awesome dude.
  • Can actually show up to practice more than the person you are cutting.
  • Loves to play under high pressure, only knows how to win in overtime.
  • Owns 30+ tier Xs and can play any role.
    • Plz no light tanks.
  • Talks during battles, giving suggestions and info.
    • Called SIMPLISTIC after art disappeared for some reason, and some clan wars so I can be the backup backup caller.
  • Has webcam, but never streams.
  • Can follow basic directions and listen to the caller.
  • Stable job with 9-5 hours. Occasional wife agro however.
    • Also has a passport and can travel to all the offline events this team will total get to.
  • Moderates /r/worldoftanks and spam our team logo and give us all custom flairs on reddit
  • Dressed up in a clown outfit during the live finals and danced on stage.
  • Doesn't gumble.
  • Doesnt play with mods, knows how to upload replays and python logs if thats still a thing.
  • Will change name to ESPORTS_LEGEND_BRYANT21 for mememes if requested

 

Anyway, hit me up with those deets.



Dwight_D_Eisenhower #2 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 03:27

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  • 90
  • [RDDT] RDDT
  • Member since:
    06-06-2011
I did not give my consent for this recommendation.

Bryant21 #3 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 03:48

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  • -Players-
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  • [RDDT] RDDT
  • Member since:
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View PostDwight_D_Eisenhower, on Jan 19 2017 - 21:27, said:

I did not give my consent for this recommendation.

 

 

 

What are you the recommendation police? Also update your signature former captain.

 

 



MaceDinDuNuffin #4 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 04:26

    First lieutenant

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  • 24384 battles
  • 984
  • [Y0L0] Y0L0
  • Member since:
    02-13-2011
RDDT League 

ninjagumby #5 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 04:55

    Content Noob

  • ESL Employee
  • 17008 battles
  • 270
  • [RDDT] RDDT
  • Member since:
    08-07-2011

View PostBryant21, on Jan 19 2017 - 20:18, said:

 
  • Doesn't gumble.

 

Alright, you slipped that one by me the first time I read it...

 

Bryant is a great player btw, any team would be lucky to have him.



mereelskirata #6 Posted Jan 20 2017 - 11:23

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  • 2,496
  • [BULBA] BULBA
  • Member since:
    01-27-2012

View PostBryant21, on Jan 19 2017 - 18:48, said:

Also update your signature former captain.

 

Rekt



Fulcrous #7 Posted Jan 21 2017 - 07:52

    Major

  • WGLNA Gold League Player
  • 29350 battles
  • 4,265
  • [MAHOU] MAHOU
  • Member since:
    07-27-2012
Can you meme as hard as dwight?

ninjagumby #8 Posted Jan 21 2017 - 09:02

    Content Noob

  • ESL Employee
  • 17008 battles
  • 270
  • [RDDT] RDDT
  • Member since:
    08-07-2011

View PostFulcrous, on Jan 21 2017 - 00:52, said:

Can you meme as hard as dwight?

 

No one can meme as hard as Dwight

Masterpupil #9 Posted Jan 22 2017 - 19:01

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  • WGLNA Gold League Player
  • 21320 battles
  • 2,113
  • Member since:
    08-13-2011

View Postninjagumby, on Jan 21 2017 - 03:02, said:

 

No one can meme as hard as Dwight

 

hi




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