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Scorp's pretty hammered right now.


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HowitzerBlitzer #1 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:19

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He's downing too many shots of unmixed vodka... Send help? Probably shooting the green tanks by now too.

Yes kids, you really can get someone's number if they're wasted enough.



Scorpiany #2 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:30

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Edit: Pretend nothing happened.


Edited by Scorpiany, Mar 18 2017 - 20:52.


Scorpiany #3 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:31

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Edit: Pretend nothing happened.


Edited by Scorpiany, Mar 18 2017 - 20:51.


SuperTankDriver #4 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:32

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inb4 locked. btw it's past 10 shots now

Laceylace #5 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:48

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learn to drink like a man, this is just sad.


Edited by Laceylace, Mar 18 2017 - 12:49.


Rowogue #6 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:53

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Is it that bad to get drunk? o.O

Laceylace #7 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 12:55

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Lethalhavoc #8 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:03

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Light weights......

Scorpiany #9 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:03

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Edit: Pretend nothing happened.

 


Edited by Scorpiany, Mar 18 2017 - 20:51.


Laceylace #10 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:05

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View PostScorpiany, on Mar 18 2017 - 12:03, said:

 

only if you don't control it

i didn't  stop

 

and finished the bottle. usually i only do couple shots and have fun

 

tongihtwas [edited]in bad

 

 

i think you're mocking me,b ut at this point i really can't ell

 

 

Apparently I have to do this. 

 

Scorp you're pretty much not drunk. You're playing tanks. You're multitasking. Stop trying to farm upvotes. It's just sad at this point. You're making a toddler look like an alcoholic with the whole "oh but me shots o vedka guise" 



Scorpiany #11 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:11

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Edit: Pretend nothing happened. Don't even remember why I thought it was a good idea to make a drinking game out of this [Quacking] game... [Quack[ me the nausea is terrible today...

Edited by Scorpiany, Mar 18 2017 - 20:51.


HowitzerBlitzer #12 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:16

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View PostLaceylace, on Mar 18 2017 - 07:48, said:

www.facebook.com

 

Did your parents just teach you about how they met each other? You don't have to give me an un-clickable link anyways.



shinglefoot #13 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 13:53

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     Just stick to pot...that $hit'll kill ya'

_zeke #14 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 14:29

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i've been around far too many drunk people to know that they don't type like that when under the influence

Gasai__Yuno #15 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 15:40

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View Post_zeke, on Mar 18 2017 - 13:29, said:

i've been around far too many drunk people to know that they don't type like that when under the influence

 

By no doubt, my fellow Finn.

 

However ' amerikan ' drinking culture is something

'' completely different '' than what we have here in far North.

As it turns out. ( quite the ' show ' they make from it )

 

 

Että sellasta, tällä kertaa.

 

 



Zepherex #16 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 16:08

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True drunks don't multitask. They can barely even "task" at all.

Edited by Zepherex, Mar 18 2017 - 16:19.


Horribad_At_Tanks #17 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 17:20

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Never cared much for alcohol. Drank a bit as a young man but quickly outgrew it.

BigMeatHammer #18 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 18:09

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Scorp lets get loaded :great:

Klaatu_Nicto #19 Posted Mar 18 2017 - 18:28

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View PostRowogue, on Mar 18 2017 - 03:53, said:

Is it that bad to get drunk? o.O

 

Try falling on concrete and cutting your wrist open on the broken glass from the bottle of Bacardi 151 rum you were holding when you fell. Then tell your friends not to worry about all that blood spurting out of your wrist but when they finally convince you to go to the hospital the gal applying the tourniquet on your arm has to spend the ride to the hospital removing your good hand from various parts of her body. Then, in the emergency room, flirting with the nurse while you're bleeding to death.  




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