I was minding my own business at Fjords coming from the north spawn, when I noticed something strange with my ARL V39's tumor. It had GROWN a pair of HORNS! Not only is this tumor starting to show signs of LIFE, it is growing LARGER too!
Who knows what could come next? It could become SELF AWARE! It could start TURNING! Or even worse...
...It could grow A FACE!
Imagine this horrible creature telling you to TEAMKILL that [FELOW] member over there. YOU probably still SHOULD, but don't LISTEN to a TUMOR, or it will SPREAD!
So please, the next time you run into an ARL V39, please SHOOT it in the TUMOR. And help PREVENT this MALIGNANT GROWTH from spreading to other TANKS.