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Ravenpaw3 #1 Posted May 18 2017 - 18:25

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Tell your stories about battles you won or lost for a weird or funny reason.  

 

For example:  I was in a battle and someone asked the team: "Who likes bacon?"  After the player said that my team pretty much stopped playing efficiently and started talking about bacon.  I found that funny that one simple question could cause my team to lose a battle because everyone on my team liked bacon and I wanted to know if other people had battles where something like that happened.

 

 



Dockmaster #2 Posted May 18 2017 - 18:46

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Kolobanov Medal.

 

Company battle and I'm the only one left from my team. I jokingly challenge the 7 remaining enemy to surrender. They laugh at me. Then they came at me one at a time. I killed them one at a time for the win. ( pre nerf KV-1S)

 

You can imagine the yelling and screaming from my clannies on TS. 



Ak_Lonewolf #3 Posted May 18 2017 - 18:56

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I fail tooned my TOG 2 with an MS1.. I proudly put the MS1 on the back of the TOG. This was on PORT map... MS-1 goes up the ramp to slightly fall off onto the back of the TOG. We managed to "Sneak" past the entire enemy and cap them out... fun times...

colejagdtiger #4 Posted May 18 2017 - 18:58

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One time I was in one of the tier 4 lights and flipped over, along came an enemy t-34 and he actually flipped me back over and did not even try shoot me, after which I when on a bit of a rampage until the t-34 that saved me, shut me down. I think it was the enemy team won but I am not completely sure.

Edited by colejagdtiger, May 18 2017 - 19:02.


Manimal__ #5 Posted May 18 2017 - 18:59

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Fisherman's bay: Someone said "wouldn't it be funny if we all drown and the enemy had no one to fight". 5 tanks including myself hit the water within the first 2 minutes while the rest didn't. The rest of the team ended up getting steamrolled with a final score of 15-0 in less than 4 minutes.

 

Funny huh?

 



Ravenpaw3 #6 Posted May 18 2017 - 19:09

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I have one other story:  I was in my AMX 38 and there were 5 enemies left and I had a damaged engine and no repair kit and the two of the five enemies came and tried to attack me from my front but I had angled my armor and they kept bouncing shots.  I finally destroyed them and the rest of the tanks came one by one and none of them could penetrate my front but still kept trying instead of going to my side or back I have no idea why they didnt try to penetrate my sides or back and I eventually won.


Edited by Ravenpaw3, May 18 2017 - 19:17.


YANKEE137 #7 Posted May 18 2017 - 19:18

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I was playing Mines in something low tier and I'm the last survivor on my team against the last tank (BT-7) on the other team. I was a one shot kill. I was creeping around the back of the hill, hugging it and trying to get the spot. I hear the beep but I see nothing in front of me (not looking at mini map I was sure he was in front of me). I panic and hit the gas just in time as the BT-7 crashed down behind me and destroyed himself. Still laugh about that. No skill involved.

Edited by YANKEE137, May 18 2017 - 19:20.


NL_Celt #8 Posted May 18 2017 - 19:21

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T-34 on Lakeview a long time ago. Went down the lake road from north to south some 2/3 to 3/4 of the way. Got fired upon and in trying to dodge/fall back I slipped over the edge and headed towards he water, but stopped part way down. I attempted to move but slipped further, so I stopped. Now nothing could hit me from above but I could still fire down towards the bottom of the lake. Managed two kills from that position and survived the battle.

rams647 #9 Posted May 18 2017 - 20:26

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Years ago on Komarin (God theres a reason I forgot the name of that F'ing map sidenote). I am in my BDR G1B but I am not so important. Pretty good game for me but got taken out by arty at the end which leaves a 2 on 2 with two arty for them and a heavy tank and an arty for us. Heavy plays like an absolute donkey and dies but does manage to take out one of the arties in the process. Arty on arty right so game over with less than two minutes left right? Well our arty decides to go looking and manages to find the other arty and hits him with them both on the move from 150 or so yards accross one of those canals but doesn't kill him. At this point there are 30 seconds left and the other arty goes unspotted. Game over right? Nope other arty drowns himself with maybe 3 seconds on the clock. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Unfortunately this is what also led me to turning on replays :(

 

For some reason the other games I really remember came from before I had replays turned on. I also had 6k damage blocked in the Amx 40 in a tier 4 game and had my first ever top gun in my KV-1 end in a one on one vs another guy with 7 kills that I lost



Nunya_000 #10 Posted May 18 2017 - 21:22

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In a Stronghold battle against a good clan.  We had one clan mate that disconnected at the start of the battle.  They kicked our butt and headed to our cap where they find the disconnected player.  They circled his tank and all fired at the same time.

Ravenpaw3 #11 Posted May 18 2017 - 22:12

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View Postrams647, on May 18 2017 - 14:26, said:

 Nope other arty drowns himself with maybe 3 seconds on the clock. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Unfortunately this is what also led me to turning on replays :(

 

 I had the same problem.  I had a great game and replays were off but once replays were on nothing interesting happens.  I decided I didnt want replays taking up my memory and turned them off and suddenly have several incredible games:(

 

 

 


Edited by Ravenpaw3, May 18 2017 - 22:12.





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