ChumCreature, on Sep 23 2014 - 10:09, said:
TPBM has a friend who is vegan.
I once knew a ginger doper that was a vegan, but he got shot by a farmer while stealing cabbages late one moonless night...
The farmer thought he was a wild hog and cut loose with a 10ga. side by side -
Anyway (long story short), once the farmer realized his error and that he had, in fact, accidentally shot a ginger doper vegan he immediately notified the police and emergency authorities.
Unfortunately for the vegan, he died before help arrived.
The farmer was quite distraught over the entire incident because he had wasted two perfectly good stamps and envelopes.
TPBM prefers a good home cooked sit down family dinner to a good sit down dinner in a 5 star rated restaurant...