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Dincus #1 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 04:57

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So to set the mood listen to this before you continue on also glimpse at French perfection

 

 

You listening good if not kys

 

Let me tell ya a story of my situation, I was talkin' to this girl Waifu from the U.S. French nation.  We readied up 15 Frenchie Foo Foo tanks in an Advance.  Thinking that we were going to get just OTTERLY (that's right I went there) Rolled tonight.  Foch's, 30b,s, 50b's BC's and 55 155's. Some of our pep's where saying we Caen't win with this comp but we soldiered forward. Our War Cry was Baguette and Viva La France, I mean Anime is superior than tanks  Just to put it mildly it was close to Sagiri perfection.  So I preceded to crack a bottle of Merlot and waited for the timer to drop to zero and we went into battle in all it's Glorieux. 

 

And who did we face but FD-UP with a meta comp of them pesky Stalin Meds, Chinese fatties, Fascist Box tanks and magnificent BC 25t's

 

First map was Malinovka and FD-UP was sitting at there computers laughing thinking this an easy win and went hill;  But the French do not play by the rules.  We used our 8 sneaky Foch 155's snuck around the water and proceed to clip into the buttocks (self-censorship) of FD-UP's column and fast capped them out, best thing is we did not lose a valuable Frenchman

 

 

Alright so first battle down on to the next one Abby and we are on the offensive just like how the French like to be.  Spawned South and so our plan was to push the water side cause burst is best and Huns decided to do the same thing and it ended up being a 400 heat pen slaughter burst. We then proceeded unloaded on them and the enemy's were to scared to push into clipping tanks and our one DPM 30b saved the day.  The enemy arty thought he was an M60 jesus and tried to walk on water but sadly he was a scum bag and drowned for his sins. chock up another victory for the 2nd greatest nation after Kingdom of Lugnica

 

 

 

 

We Were all laughing A hon hon hon and readied up our Baugettes and that bottle of wine I was talking about yup all gone by this point time to crack number deux XDXD

Anyways it is now Sand River and these FD_UP guis just got fed up (see what I did there <3) and proceeded to [edited]camp but we could not allow that to happen. It was a harrowing battle lots of back and forth until we got the upper hand and won on the very last second. Leave it to the french to show up at the very last second em eye rite.

Now at this point I am very drunk and it was an attack on the citadel, and hey if it ain't broken why fix it but this time we said FD_UP T'as pas de couilles (this is not we said cause I am Canadian and only speak Quebecois)  and decided to bring our own sumptuous cancer onto Arctic Region.  We had south spawn and those huns had the north spawn. We proceeded to our positions and lord behold FD_UP proceeded to pitch tents but this did not deter us and we attacked as the french can.  Our superior french arty rained down on them and our clips obliterated their tanks and all they could do was hole up and wait for this nightmare to end and it did as we drove over their salty tears. Viva La France!

 

All I can say it was very KAWAII and as I rap this up and that second bottle of wine, I will leave you with a few quotes 

 

Rin - I do not have a French tank - User has been kicked from the server XDXDXD

LordSammy - I have A Foch 155 kick out Rin

CommanderHaleBrothers - This is going to be the easiest call

SwordPogo - I have a 3 marked BC 155 58 cause it is the best arty in the game
StaleMemes - This will never work - sorry brah had to pick on someone

Seras - La Baguette A hon hon hon (don't know which Seras said that <3)

 

 

Fin

(✿☯‿☯✿) Dincus (✿☯‿☯✿) 

I Wonder how long this post will last


Edited by Dincus, Aug 21 2017 - 04:58.


Tamagakure #2 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:23

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Go to bed dincs, you're drunk ;3

Dincus #3 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:24

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XDXDXDXD

Demonic_Angel_of_Death #4 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:40

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Majestic AF...

_Enemias_ #5 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:40

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reported for nudity

ScrubIord #6 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:47

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it was all good until you added the anime...

Dincus #7 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 05:53

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You forget Anime is the new wn8

jo5419 #8 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 06:49

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self masturbatory post 

wanting to jerk off that ego

0/5


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J3Tears #9 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 07:05

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Cajun_ #10 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 14:02

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VIVA LA FRENCH MEMES

Mashi_OBJ #11 Posted Aug 21 2017 - 15:44

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SilverEaglewing #12 Posted Aug 30 2017 - 22:45

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Jerking off to Foch 155 memes is what I do. Her name is Paris and shes my waifu.





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