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flowerpower210 #1 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 07:10

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I am sorry.

 

I bought this tank as a new player (years ago). Not knowing better, I used a 50% crew & refused to waste money on equipment. I didn't like the tank and sold it to buy an artillery piece I've barely ever used. 

 

Today, I rebought the tank, fitted it with a 100% crew & purchased some equipment. It makes me feel as my life was meaningless... until now.

 

It terrifies its enemies into submission with a single glance... Its Seagal-eyed.

 

 

And it eats capitalist pigs for breakfast.

 

 

​Thanks to its Soviet

 

 

This was a KV-2 Review. (A bad one.)



Arty_Did_Nothing_Wrong #2 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 07:29

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I was expecting some dank Arty mentions... I am disappointed... :sceptic:

CallandorsFire #3 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 18:58

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They suffer when I play my O-I.

zedsdead_2016 #4 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 19:28

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ay I played with you for your first battle back

CabbageMechanic #5 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 19:35

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OP

 Sold KV-2 to Purchase Artillery

 



Hurk #6 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 19:45

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sold a land arty to by a sky arty. 

Sgt__Guffy #7 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 19:55

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"Ashamed - Sold KV-2 to Purchase Artillery"

 

You can do what you like in this game provided you abide by the rules. You buy and sell whatever you want, so why feel ashamed? KV2 is a mobile artillery piece in a box. 

 

I couldn't get on with it, too much of a shell magnet. Good luck with it.

 

Have fun, derping.

 

Guffy.


Edited by Sgt__Guffy, Dec 05 2017 - 21:10.


heavymetal1967 #8 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 20:16

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View PostCabbageMechanic, on Dec 05 2017 - 13:35, said:

 

 

C'mon cabbage why didn't you post the full scene?  :B

 

Needs some sound.

 

House of... 

 

Shame.  :P

 

 


BrassFire #9 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 20:46

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View PostCallandorsFire, on Dec 05 2017 - 18:58, said:

They suffer when I play my O-I.

 

Do a platoon with you as an O-I and two friends in KV-2s. The results are hilarious; literally nothing wants to be in front of you, even O-Hos.

Mad_Dog_Seabee #10 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 21:56

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sergeantmine09 #11 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 22:00

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View PostSgt__Guffy, on Dec 05 2017 - 19:55, said:

"Ashamed - Sold KV-2 to Purchase Artillery"

 

You can do what you like in this game provided you abide by the rules. You buy and sell whatever you want, so why feel ashamed? KV2 is a mobile artillery piece in a box. 

 

I couldn't get on with it, too much of a shell magnet. Good luck with it.

 

Have fun, derping.

 

Guffy.

 

*loads AP* *ammoracks tier 8 heavy* Problem solved!

_Gungrave_ #12 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 22:13

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Technically the KV2 is artillery...shame on you.

Junka_the_Admirable #13 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 22:16

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I like to snipe them with gold from my type 64. :trollface:

Boxhawk #14 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 22:17

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View PostBrassFire, on Dec 05 2017 - 14:46, said:

 

Do a platoon with you as an O-I and two friends in KV-2s. The results are hilarious; literally nothing wants to be in front of you, even O-Hos.

 

That only works while you are top tier.  What are you three going to do against a Defender or even a VK100.01?  "That one bounced"  "We didn't even scratch them"

Xeraux #15 Posted Dec 05 2017 - 23:49

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View PostBoxhawk, on Dec 05 2017 - 13:17, said:

That only works while you are top tier.  What are you three going to do against a Defender or even a VK100.01?  "That one bounced"  "We didn't even scratch them"

Load HE and still do 300 damage. 

 

I bought my KV-2 back, and I'm running a 75% crew and no equipment. Still having a blast. One shot my classmate from full health yesterday, that was a lol. 

Averaging something like 1,200-1,500 dpg, I kind of want to 3 mark it. 



Mad_Dog_Seabee #16 Posted Dec 06 2017 - 01:46

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View PostXeraux, on Dec 05 2017 - 15:49, said:

Load HE and still do 300 damage. 

 

I bought my KV-2 back, and I'm running a 75% crew and no equipment. Still having a blast. One shot my classmate from full health yesterday, that was a lol. 

Averaging something like 1,200-1,500 dpg, I kind of want to 3 mark it. 

 

We need a KV-2 B! STALIN NEEDS MORE PRAISE!

BrassFire #17 Posted Dec 06 2017 - 02:01

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View PostBoxhawk, on Dec 05 2017 - 22:17, said:

 

That only works while you are top tier.  What are you three going to do against a Defender or even a VK100.01?  "That one bounced"  "We didn't even scratch them"

 

No. I've slaughtered both before. Against even those you'll do consistent damage; the only thing you have to worry about is a T28 or T95 since they will eat shots to the front without taking any health damage.

LeaveIT2Beaver #18 Posted Dec 07 2017 - 16:56

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View PostMad_Dog_Seabee, on Dec 05 2017 - 19:46, said:

 

We need a KV-2 B!  

 

Awesome idea :trollface:

PLaYeRoh #19 Posted Dec 07 2017 - 17:08

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as almost main kv2 user, i welcome you to the team.

Edited by PLaYeRoh, Dec 07 2017 - 17:09.


Kaeldian #20 Posted Dec 07 2017 - 18:34

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Funny, I was just explaining to  my son who just picked up the game that KV-2 is essentially a direct fire Arty with a turret.

 

so me?  I don't see the difference :D 






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