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8112204 #1 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 02:38

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“No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must grind the bonds.”

 

 

One December night we returned to see if Wargaming finally euthanized clan wars on the NA server. As it turns out, campaigns have become more painful than ever with the addition of Bonds on top of the existing Lame Points. During our stay, we revisited old clams like OTTER who, like all Petco clams, has a tendency to lose to capfasts. We find that MAHOU has gone from their humble beginnings as Ma-who? to #1 clam NA, so RIP -G- who now died for the second time. We found new friends in KANTO who can beat VILIN but not M0B, and who can vanquish WONKA but still lose to their WANKO overlords. Our teams are typically thrown into special battles with just 30 seconds to come up with a strat but, failing that, could always tap out and and take a technical defeat, which for some reason loses less fame than an actual defeat.

 

 

Oof, forgot to bring a Batchat to Murovanka

 

 

Nowadays, superheavy box tanks such as the Maus and Type 5 are meta (what?), but when we run out of those we can always resort to sweaty T57 strats on Ensk and Himmelsdorf. The Super (OP) Conq. is basically a better E5 with spaced armor and no tumor, and every battle is now furnished with a brand new IKEA tank destroyer. However, player management is the exact same procedure of herding everyone into maptactics but ending up on the wrong side in battle. On the bright side, players who aren't picked can always go gangster style on the pubs in random battles due to improved physics.

 

 

 

 

But now the campaign is over and we can forget about grinding special battles every night. No more waiting in Teamspeak lobby for hours just for the privilege of watching other people getting into battles and then rage-quitting because your only tier 10 tank was not picked. The time has come for us to receive our reward, but it is not handed to us directly, for it can only be attained through patience and devotion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our suffering will be at an end now that the 121Buddha has come to guide us unicums down the path of enlightenment. The chosen 3,000 will begin their holy pilgrimage to 4k bonds and those who are worthy will achieve nirvana through farming bonds in Tier 10 pub battles. Four hours a day for four more weeks, there will be no more anxiety, no fear, nor anger; only the blissful, eternal grind.

 

 

 

Even better for players who have also have M60 Jesus

 


Congrats for winning@internet tanks you filthy scrubs. Oh, but were you looking forward to doing reward tank count-ins? Well now we CAN'T DO ANY because Wargaming doesn't give us our tanks at the same time. Thanks, Wargaming!

 

 

GG, was close.

 

 

 



CaliburnsVirtue #2 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 03:06

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Haha eloquently written "applauded" and yeah dammit gotta grind bonds now [edited]... Looks like I'm going to hemorage credits in tier ,10s now yay!... 

 

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YourLieInApril #3 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 03:08

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feels bad for NICO, dem OTTERs dont hef to grind xD

Magikarp_xD #4 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 03:26

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:harp:

PM_xD #5 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 03:34

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View Post8112204, on Dec 20 2017 - 20:38, said:

 

who can vanquish WONKA but still lose to their WANKO overlords

WANKO is the next FAME



MyStatPaddingAccount #6 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 04:40

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my poor e5 never saw a battle

Derp_o7 #7 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 05:33

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View Post8112204, on Dec 20 2017 - 20:38, said:

 we can always resort to sweaty T57 strats on Ensk and Himmelsdorf. 

 

 

I take credit for that statement sir. 

 

 



Just__Sayori #8 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 08:18

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View PostYourLieInApril, on Dec 21 2017 - 03:08, said:

feels bad for NICO, dem OTTERs dont hef to grind xD

 

No more waiting in Teamspeak lobby for hours just for the privilege of watching other people getting into battles and then rage-quitting because your only tier 10 tank was not picked. :thinking face:

Heaven_the_Animal #9 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 10:41

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View PostDerp_o7, on Dec 21 2017 - 05:33, said:

 

 

I take credit for that statement sir. 

 

 

 

Or you watch fame streams and just copy pasta their strats :bajan:

 

10/10 post tho


Edited by Heaven_the_Animal, Dec 21 2017 - 10:41.


AirborneUnderscoreRee #10 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 17:07

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 and who can vanquish WONKA but still lose to their WANKO overlords

 

GO WANKO! 

 

Airborne Rees Away Into Nothingnessssssssss....



Comander_Cam #11 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 17:26

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View PostAirborneUnderscoreRee, on Dec 21 2017 - 16:07, said:

 

GO WANKO! 

 

Airborne Rees Away Into Nothingnessssssssss....

 

​Da

Derp_o7 #12 Posted Dec 21 2017 - 21:35

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View PostHeaven_the_Animal, on Dec 21 2017 - 04:41, said:

 

Or you watch fame streams and just copy pasta their strats :bajan:

 

10/10 post tho

 

I pulled that strat so far out of my a$$ it was almost as bad as your calling.

 

lol

 

#bodied 



MozzaBurger #13 Posted Dec 22 2017 - 17:47

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8/8 would get into bondage again.

Yankee #14 Posted Dec 25 2017 - 11:41

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oh did we die?

 

I was unaware.







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