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NiteDog #21 Posted Jan 07 2018 - 19:15

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View Postriff_, on Jan 07 2018 - 08:12, said:

 

This thread has come up before and I insulted you (and your cat), do you remember what it was?  I may look it up but being just about 'cats' I can not see myself wasting to much time on it.

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Klaatu_Nicto #22 Posted Jan 07 2018 - 19:24

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Ever hear of bombing sniffing cats? Nope. That's because the handlers of the first, and only, cats to graduate from bomb sniffing school all died after their cats told them there was no bomb when there really was. 

 

 

 

 

 

Cats even admit their intentions. They know humans will not believe in conspiracies.

 

As my dog Kelly used to say, "cats are evil beasts bent on world domination. Shun them all."

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ChaosKampf #23 Posted Jan 11 2018 - 14:22

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Although I'm on much better terms with my Dobie, Loki (4th one in 30 yrs), I have to admit that when playing fetch, my Tonkinese is more likely to actually bring the toy back to me. Siamese and Tonks are both well known as being nearly the only Cats that will play fetch.

 

Main problem with Cats vs Dogs, is the fact that Dogs are always happy to see you, where as far as Cats are concerned, you exist to serve them. Unless you give them psychoactive drugs like Catnip regularly, or keep a Laser-pointer handy ... ;-)



Klaatu_Nicto #24 Posted Jan 11 2018 - 21:20

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mattwong #25 Posted Jan 14 2018 - 20:50

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Science can settle this.  Dogs have roughly twice as many neurons as cats, which means a dog's brain is twice as complex, so dogs are roughly twice as intelligent as cats.  That's why there's no such thing as a seeing-eye cat.  Cat lovers have claimed for decades that cats are just too aristocratic to be trained to do work, but it turns out that they're actually just dumb.

 

https://news.nationa...ence-study-spd/



riff_ #26 Posted Jan 14 2018 - 22:37

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View Postmattwong, on Jan 14 2018 - 14:50, said:

Science can settle this.  Dogs have roughly twice as many neurons as cats, which means a dog's brain is twice as complex, so dogs are roughly twice as intelligent as cats.  That's why there's no such thing as a seeing-eye cat.  Cat lovers have claimed for decades that cats are just too aristocratic to be trained to do work, but it turns out that they're actually just dumb.

 

https://news.nationa...ence-study-spd/

 

Take your pick.

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NK_33 #27 Posted Jan 14 2018 - 23:33

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Yes, real men like cats.  And it turns out cats like people, they'll start eating you within 12 hours of your death.  Dogs will usually wait 2 days, and will mourn your loss.

Klaatu_Nicto #28 Posted Jan 15 2018 - 03:36

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There Is No Escape From

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riff_ #29 Posted Jan 15 2018 - 05:32

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OK, could not stop myself.  Just paint your face white and sing along.

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