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Goat_Rodeo #21 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:08

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Uhm yeah...ahem...don't worry about it. Russia is a gas station posing as a country at this point of its history. Russian people are like all average people, they just want to get on in life. As for Canada wanting to go to war with Putin, we have many secret weapons that await such folly...well a few..well, actually just one good one.

 

GEESE!

 

We will deploy 100s of millions of geese, swooping low over the arctic wastes by the gloom of the dim Arctic sun. They will descend upon their lawns with cold hearts, and gently but methodically, tear them to pieces.

Every. Last. Blade of grass...

Their turds will soon clog their rivers and shortly after, bowel churning Giardia will set in across Moscow. As the poor Ruskie's, bent over from stomach cramps and fever, will wander their streets deliriously looking anywhere for a free toilet, they will be no match for our peoples flooding across their borders. One after the other, we will cross check them into submission...all the while, with the sounds of soft, yet agreeable honking in the background...

 

FAN OUT MY CHILDREN!


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leadtag101 #22 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:08

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 This is getting better than a Jerry Springer Show!! Lol, I love this place it's so entertaining!!

Icon_Charlie #23 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:14

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View PostGoat_Rodeo, on Mar 22 2018 - 12:08, said:

Uhm yeah...ahem...don't worry about it. Russia is a gas station posing as a country at this point of its history. Russian people are like all average people, they just want to get on in life. As for Canada wanting to go to war with Putin, we have many secret weapons that await such folly...well a few..well, actually just one good one.

 

GEESE!

 

We will deploy 100s of millions of geese, swooping low over the arctic wastes by the gloom of the dim Arctic sun. They will descend upon their lawns with cold hearts, and gently but methodically, tear them to pieces.

Every. Last. Blade of grass...

Their turds will soon clog their rivers and shortly after, bowel churning Giardia will set in across Moscow. As the poor Ruskie's, bent over from stomach cramps and fever, wander their streets deliriously looking anywhere for a free toilet, they will be no match for our peoples flooding across their borders. One after the other, we will cross check them into submission...all the while, with the sounds of soft, yet agreeable honking in the background...

 

FAN OUT MY CHILDREN!

You know this is scary funny?  You thought this comment out and that's pretty cool.

 

Too bad this form of sophisticated humor  will go over the heads of many in here.



Nunya_000 #24 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:18

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View PostIcon_Charlie, on Mar 22 2018 - 11:33, said:

......what's going on right now is a lot of sable rattling with no intentions of doing anything.

 

How dare they rattle those poor cute furry creatures.  We should turn PETA loose on them....that'll teach 'em.



Anlushac11 #25 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:19

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There is also the Wargaming Office in Cyprus which if Minsk was shut off they would just operate everything from Cyprus.

riff_ #26 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:22

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View Postgen_penguin, on Mar 22 2018 - 14:23, said:

I am just wondering where Wargaming is actually situated ?? are they in Russia itself ??

Everyday on the news I see more and more BS about Russia this and Russia that and it seems the USA, Canada and England wants nothing more but to go to war with Russia. My question is this  ............  is it worth it to invest time and money in this game if there is a chance that Wargaming might shut down its NA server ????  Is that at all a possibility ???

 

I am sorry for this but....

This could be the stupidest thing ever posted on this forum.



gen_penguin #27 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:23

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A full scale war does not necessarily have to break out .... another gold war could easily have the same effect. and yes I am worried, its like people buying PS4 games but then SONY decides to shut down its servers because of what ever reason, pretty sure people that has a PS4 would be not very happy.  

 

If anybody a war with Russia will never ever happen then you are very much mistaken. The USA wants a war with Russia, even if its another gold war ....... WAR means MONEY, Billions of $ in profits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



riff_ #28 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:25

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View Postgen_penguin, on Mar 22 2018 - 15:23, said:

A full scale war does not necessarily have to break out .... another gold war could easily have the same effect. and yes I am worried, its like people buying PS4 games but then SONY decides to shut down its servers because of what ever reason, pretty sure people that has a PS4 would be not very happy.

 

If anybody a war with Russia will never ever happen then you are very much mistaken. The USA wants a war with Russia, even if its another gold war ....... WAR means MONEY, Billions of $ in profits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Second stupidest thing ever posted on this forum.

And I am starting not to feel sorry about saying it.



MagillaGuerilla #29 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:29

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A gold war ? Really ? Like WOT ?

Kenshin2kx #30 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:29

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View PostKnagar, on Mar 22 2018 - 09:27, said:

Canada doesn't want to go to war with anyone. We're a peaceful people, granted we can and will kick the crap out of anyone who starts anything with us.

 

Well you guys did bloody our American nose once ... we demand a rematch!  :D  

Goat_Rodeo #31 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:38

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View Postriff_, on Mar 22 2018 - 20:25, said:

 

Second stupidest thing ever posted on this forum.

And I am starting not to feel sorry about saying it.

 

If I were you I'd issue a retraction, we are only on page 2 of this thread and the night is young, so you may want to reserve the title for the time being...

DiePanzerGraf #32 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:39

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The worse thing you can do, is have a bunch of new, high tech weapons that are not battle tested. Discovering they are trash in a real war will cost you {just ask the French and Italians}. That is why from time to time we fight proxy wars with Russia and China: Korean Conflict {1950-?}, Vietnam {1959-75} and the "Sand Box Wars" {1990-?}. As for Canada going to war with anybody, that just makes me laugh. They won't fight over anything, hell they won't even fight for the preservation of their own country, they are happily and willingly giving it away to "immigrants". A bit of advice: If you ever do go to war, send your women to fight it. You stand allot better chance of winning by doing so.

riff_ #33 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:46

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View PostGoat_Rodeo, on Mar 22 2018 - 15:38, said:

 

If I were you I'd issue a retraction, we are only on page 2 of this thread and the night is young, so you may want to reserve the title for the time being...

 

You have a good point, Sir.  This thread is like I watching a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. The horror. The horror.

Blackhorse_One_ #34 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:50

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View Postgen_penguin, on Mar 22 2018 - 14:23, said:

I am just wondering where Wargaming is actually situated ?? are they in Russia itself ??

Everyday on the news I see more and more BS about Russia this and Russia that and it seems the USA, Canada and England wants nothing more but to go to war with Russia. My question is this  ............  is it worth it to invest time and money in this game if there is a chance that Wargaming might shut down its NA server ????  Is that at all a possibility ???

 

There's always a chance that WG will shut-down the NA server

GeorgePreddy #35 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:52

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View Postmereelskirata, on Mar 22 2018 - 16:24, said:

Wargaming is from Belarus.

 

... and their World Headquarters and main bank account is in Cyprus.

FrontenacDuVandoo #36 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:53

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View PostDevildog8, on Mar 22 2018 - 14:29, said:

Let the ppl who live in basements have hope sir :P

It's an underground bunker, which I've invested time and effort into.

What else am I supposed to do to pass the time while I let the background radiation drop-off?

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Edited by FrontenacDuVandoo, Mar 22 2018 - 21:54.


Blackhorse_One_ #37 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:54

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View Postgen_penguin, on Mar 22 2018 - 15:23, said:

A full scale war does not necessarily have to break out .... another gold war could easily have the same effect. and yes I am worried, its like people buying PS4 games but then SONY decides to shut down its servers because of what ever reason, pretty sure people that has a PS4 would be not very happy.

 

If anybody a war with Russia will never ever happen then you are very much mistaken. The USA wants a war with Russia, even if its another gold war ....... WAR means MONEY, Billions of $ in profits !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wars aren't about gold anymore - they're about oil ...

 

Jutland drove that point home more than 100 years ago.

 

Gold is just a monetary means of acquisition


Edited by Blackhorse_One_, Mar 22 2018 - 21:55.


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View PostBlackhorse_One_, on Mar 22 2018 - 15:50, said:

 

There's always a chance that WG will shut-down the NA server

 

But that has nothing to do with a war.

Blackhorse_One_ #39 Posted Mar 22 2018 - 21:56

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View Post24cups, on Mar 22 2018 - 15:55, said:

But that has nothing to do with a war.

 

Got a point there?

 

They don't need a war to shut-down the NA server


Edited by Blackhorse_One_, Mar 22 2018 - 21:58.


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View PostDiePanzerGraf, on Mar 22 2018 - 14:39, said:

The worse thing you can do, is have a bunch of new, high tech weapons that are not battle tested. Discovering they are trash in a real war will cost you {just ask the French and Italians}. That is why from time to time we fight proxy wars with Russia and China: Korean Conflict {1950-?}, Vietnam {1959-75} and the "Sand Box Wars" {1990-?}..

I'm about halfway convinced that the utter dismantling of the eastern bloc supplied weapons in the first gulf war caused the Russian elite to throw their hands up a flee the country with as much money as they could steal.  






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