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IndygoEEI #1 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 12:55

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YOU CAN GTFO OF MY GARAGE!

The following is a list of grievances you've committed against my stable.

 

1)  You've loitered far too long in the Garage only to become a sight for sore eyes.

2)  You constantly underperform when asked to do your duty.

3)  I've waited 5 years to throw you out!

4)  YOU'RE CANNONS SUCK DONKEY BUTT!!

5)  You only got to stay because of the promise of new heavies.

6)  DID I MENTION YOU NEED TO GTFO BECAUSE YOU'VE STAYED TOO BLOODY LONG

IN MY GARAGE!?

 

ALSO LEAVE THE CAMO!   YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU!

 



JessikaTheTankSlayer #2 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:02

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Ha....I don't have this tank, but I have others in my garage I should sell too.  Doesn't make sense just to keep them around lol.

1mp0ster #3 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:08

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Saw the amx 50 100 in my garage yesterday. Probably has not seen the battlefield in 2 years. It will be gone soon.

TankFullOfBourbon #4 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:12

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I am happy for you OP, glad you finally took the necessary step. Relationships can become poisonous and in your case 5 years is a long time to build up frustrations. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a deep joyous breath and exhale slowly. Let the frustration flow out of you. Going going gone!

Dirizon #5 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:13

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lt has among the best, if not the best Tier 7 heavy tank guns available. Expensive to run, but great.

Combine it with great -GD, good ammo capacity, reasonable heavy mobility - it is not a bad machine.

Black Prince. Now that is something truly awful alright.

 



TankFullOfBourbon #6 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:14

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Black Prince is a terrible name for a tank.

Edited by TankFullOfBourbon, Apr 16 2018 - 13:16.


Shrike58 #7 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:18

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It was better back in the day but that was a long time ago...I was happy to get rid of it for the second time after I unlocked the AMX 65t.

sleeper_agent #8 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:31

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it will be buffed and made more OP than the 268 V4 as soon as its sold by enough people..lol

Firemoth #9 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:34

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the 105 spamming prem rounds makes the M4 into something of a monster.

 

then again you could just be an ARL44 spamming prem rounds from the 105 and be an even bigger monster


Edited by Firemoth, Apr 16 2018 - 13:35.


Da_Craw #10 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:41

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Did pretty well in the tank both times through and STILL couldn't wait to sell it.  If I'm going to hide in the back and shoot distracted targets, I can do that in TDs.

Da_Craw #11 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 13:42

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View PostFiremoth, on Apr 16 2018 - 06:34, said:

the 105 spamming prem rounds makes the M4 into something of a monster.

 

then again you could just be an ARL44 spamming prem rounds from the 105 and be an even bigger monster

 

ARL44:  a T-150 with "Shoot me" signs taped to its tracks.

FrozenKemp #12 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 14:16

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View PostTankFullOfBourbon, on Apr 16 2018 - 07:14, said:

Black Prince is a terrible name for a tank.

 

Edward of Woodstock, known as the Black Prince (15 June 1330 – 8 June 1376),[1][a] was the eldest son of Edward III, King of England, and Philippa of Hainault and participated in the early years of the Hundred Years War

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In 1346 Edward commanded the vanguard at the Battle of Crécy, his father intentionally leaving him to win the battle. He was named the Black Prince after the battle of Crécy, at which he was possibly accoutred in black armour.

 

 

-wikipedia

 

 



Silversound #13 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 14:52

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Just thinking about that tank makes me want to vomit.

rockbutcher #14 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 14:54

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The next one is a total POS so brace yourself.  The IX is a breath of fresh air after that grind.

StukaRakuda #15 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 14:56

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Not a bad tank imho, ill preffer it on tier 7 over a lot of heavy tanks of the same tier, and btw just wait for 65t, even tho the grind of the 65t worths, just wait for it........ :trollface: 

LeaveIT2Beaver #16 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 15:04

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RIP :(

DDEB #17 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 15:36

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Actually this tank is just OK...Well, maybe u feel difficult to play this game, contact me plz. I can offer u some help. Especially in credits and experience. It's a great honor to help you.

My name is miranda~The way of contact is as follows:WhatsApp:+8617345006573 or WeChat:dd_milker



jpli #18 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 16:49

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View PostShrike58, on Apr 16 2018 - 07:18, said:

It was better back in the day but that was a long time ago...I was happy to get rid of it for the second time after I unlocked the AMX 65t.

 

Hi,

 

Seeing comments in forums and from friends, you get ride of the 1st stage and now 2nd is coming. :)

 

Cheers.



Mr_RentAKill #19 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 16:56

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I played through this tank years ago and it was pure agony.  At that point in time, it was the only tank that I ever ended up free XPing past most of it.  
I bought it again as it was getting closer to the release of the new French heavies and started playing it again.  Being a much better player now than I was years ago when I went through it the first time, combined with the fact that i'm not completely against shooting gold if I have to now, this tank wasn't nearly as bad I had remembered.  Spamming gold with the 105mm actually made this tank at least somewhat enjoyable...
Then I unlocked and purchased the AMX 65t and learned what pain truly is.  The M4 45 is a godsend compared to that steaming pile of trash at Tier 8. 

Duqe #20 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 17:00

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View PostIndygoEEI, on Apr 16 2018 - 12:55, said:

YOU CAN GTFO OF MY GARAGE!

The following is a list of grievances you've committed against my stable.

 

1)  You've loitered far too long in the Garage only to become a sight for sore eyes. - Personal preference

2)  You constantly underperform when asked to do your duty. - It's a slightly-worse Tiger I, the Tiger I is one of the better tier 7 heavy tanks, hence the overperforming sounds like it's a personal problem rather than one with the AMX M4 1945

3)  I've waited 5 years to throw you out! - I'm getting the idea you're kind of mad, but at yourself more than the tank?

4)  YOU'RE CANNONS SUCK DONKEY BUTT!! - The 90mm is one of the more reliable workhorses of the tier, with great penetration and acceptable gun handling, only slightly poor DPM.

5)  You only got to stay because of the promise of new heavies. - Which take the same style after it, lol. You'll hate the AMX M4 1949 way more.

6)  DID I MENTION YOU NEED TO GTFO BECAUSE YOU'VE STAYED TOO BLOODY LONG - So mad

IN MY GARAGE!?

 

ALSO LEAVE THE CAMO!   YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU!

 

This post is more funny because of how misconceived it is, rather than because you intended it to be funny. :v






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