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A very elucidating conversation with a fellow tanker

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o4kill #1 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 19:38

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(Note: Names have been changed to protect the guilty.)

I recently got back from one of my best battles in recent history ( http://wotreplays.eu/site/4302922 ) to discover that I had in fact been playing World of Tanks wrong this entire time:

 

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Arbiter Of Infinite Wisdom: placing you on my blacklist
o4kill: That sound you don't hear is me giving a hoot
Arbiter of Infinite Wisdom: i am on progetto mission i do not need some random player targeting me and denying me valuable xp

 

 At this point I had to go check the results to discover that the Arbiter of Infinite wisdom is the M4A3E2 that I swooped in from behind and defeated in a circle duel. Apparently I was supposed to have given him xp instead.

 

However, I was a very poor student and didn't want to learn my lesson.

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o4kill: You're stupid, you know?
o4kill: Every single one of us is on that
o4kill: It's called a multiplayer game

 

Or not. Apparently I was breaking the Fair Play guidelines. The Arbiter decided to give me some wisdom anyway.

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 M4A3E2 u had many players to sneak up on i had a [rubbish] team so no one was looking out for anyone

 I would disagree and say he had a team that was in the middle stages of a full-fledged rout, but he continued before I could communicate that.

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 M4A3E2: you still aint that [fornicating] good

 Somebody appoint this man a tank commander, he has functioning eyeballs! If I was good I'd have gotten 10 kills that game, not 6, I'd have a superunicum winrate and wn8, and I wouldnt have let him reverse into that building while I tried to circle strafe him!

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 o4kill: I know I "aint good", which is why I am not about to let you give me crap for a 3 medal game

o4kill: so, toodle-oo

 Is not the purpose of the game to have fun?

 

LOL jk, it's to mine salt for Jingles!

 

So I go load the T34 B and have an okay game and make a pile of money and come back to discover that I'm still not on this guy's blacklist. Unless you can send messages to people on your blacklist, which seems like a bit of an oversight, Wargaming.

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 M4A3E2: you played a [rubbish] team and im a decent player

M4A3E2: if i had even average teammates u were dead

 That is quite true. Watch the replay and see how many opportunities I had to die. Look at my stats, it seems I do nothing but die.

I'm not certain why the arbiter of infinite wisdom thinks that THAT is the jewel of knowledge I so obviously require.

 

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 M4A3E2: i was unlucky and got a bag of [rubbish]ters
M4A3E2: hard to carry on map like that
M4A3E2: one on one i take you easy

 I'm not certain why he's taking responsibility for his loss here, when obviously I was supposed to kill everyone except him. I'm guessing there's an addendum to the bro code that says players above a certain wn8 are supposed to be left alive to continue earning wn8 without working as hard as the rest of us?

 

But that last line - "one on one I take you easy" - lol no way. We were one on one there in that courtyard, and I killed you.

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 M4A3E2: like i say no one watched any of our flanks so i had to look all round me and fight guys on all sides

 I know, WoT is a hard game, not suitable for children.

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 M4A3E2: impossible task with teammates that bad

 Oh wait a second. A high tier medium tank is blaming his death on the teammates? You wound me sir, I killed you by the might of my own right arm! The only reason you had no teammates was because we were charging through your lines, sending them fleeing in terror!

 

Ya know, like tanks. Death in the shape of a panzer battalion T-34-85M!

 

So I decided that if one of us was the Arbiter of Ultimate Wisdom, it probably wasnt him. My turn!

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 o4kill (10:33:58 AM) If you'd put your tears into the bottle yourself I could drink them more easily, you know?
o4kill (10:34:18 AM) You ought to be chewing out the Luchs on your team
o4kill (10:34:36 AM) who I kept expecting to come and tear me a series of new [sphincters]
o4kill (10:34:46 AM) but instead he left you alone to die

 

 

 

Seriously though, if I'm supposed to be leaving better players than myself alone during these missions, let me know.

 

I'm not going to do it, I just want to know that I'm not being nice before I go out and deny them valuable xp.

 

GL, HF, Onward to Victory!



Desert_Fox_1969 #2 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 19:42

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:D so us mediocre players are supposed to roll over dead so the 'first class' players can get a free tank easier......................uhhh no. 

Lesser_Spotted_Panzer #3 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 19:42

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"Unless you can send messages to people on your blacklist"

 

This is possible if the chat window with the blacklisted person has not been closed.



Almighty_Johnson #4 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 19:56

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Let me get this straight.  In a Plaver V Player game, it's somehow a faux pas to kill the other guy?

Am I doing this wrong?  Am I supposed to run out in the middle and let the reds obliterate me to farm the HP?

 

Wow, I must REALLY suck, all this time I thought I was supposed to farm THEM.......



heavymetal1967 #5 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:01

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Why even validate the idiot (in his mind) by engaging in a conversation with him?

tonkmato #6 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:03

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Kenshin2kx #7 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:09

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:D  Why does this remind me of that Douglas Adams skit involving an intelligent cow offering up itself for consumption to the restaurant goer?  "Don't worry, I'll be humane"?    :D

shaolinsarge #8 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:30

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Very big post
I will wait the movie :trollface:

o4kill #9 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:33

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View Postshaolinsarge, on Apr 16 2018 - 13:30, said:

Very big post
I will wait the movie :trollface:

 

TL, DR: Someone complained in the garage because I "denied them valuable xp" while they were on the Progetto mission.

Kenshin2kx #10 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 20:39

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View Posto4kill, on Apr 16 2018 - 09:33, said:

 

TL, DR: Someone complained in the garage because I "denied them valuable xp" while they were on the Progetto mission.

 

... actually it kinds of sounds like someone who is so used to playing solo games ... that it hasn't sunk in yet that the other players are 'really' ... living beings with personal goals ... like surviving and maybe winning too ... hahahahaha  :D

IX_Zann #11 Posted Apr 16 2018 - 21:57

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Umm? I’ve been jumped on in PMs three times in the past 48 hours for denying a Progetto hunter his rightful due. So?

o4kill #12 Posted Apr 17 2018 - 17:20

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View PostKenshin2kx, on Apr 16 2018 - 13:39, said:

 

... actually it kinds of sounds like someone who is so used to playing solo games ... that it hasn't sunk in yet that the other players are 'really' ... living beings with personal goals ... like surviving and maybe winning too ... hahahahaha  :D

 

It just occured to me that he might think the blacklist prevents him from being put in a battle with me again. LOL

shaolinsarge #13 Posted Apr 17 2018 - 18:25

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View Posto4kill, on Apr 16 2018 - 16:33, said:

 

TL, DR: Someone complained in the garage because I "denied them valuable xp" while they were on the Progetto mission.

 

Cool bro, try to be kind. dont worries about salty people they are everywhere.

So aim to  your goals and have fun.

The life has his own concerns, so chhose a tank click battle and take a ride, be a good team mate.







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