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[Camalot]

Just want to know you can say other slower tanks than these.

[Davenshire]

Camalot, on Sep 05 2011 - 04:41, said:

Just want to know you can say other slower tanks than these.

obviously the T95 would win.

It would start out last, ands stay that way until it unloaded on the 2 front runners, then it would drive past their corpses just like the turtle and the hare.


GOGO cecil turtle tank!

[metalgold]

Davenshire, on Sep 05 2011 - 04:43, said:

obviously the T95 would win.

It would start out last, ands stay that way until it unloaded on the 2 front runners, then it would drive past their corpses just like the turtle and the hare.


GOGO cecil turtle tank!

The front of the T95 is a no-worries zone for its driver so yer, i'll go with this one...

[FumaKilla]

T95! only arthritic turtle can beat it's  awesomeness..... err I meant slowness

it shall got special back ground music. starwars imperial march is a good one I think.

[lancemate]

T95.slow and steady won the race

[Mow_Mow]

The Maus could probably drive backwards faster than the T95 could go forwards

[greymalken]

FumaKilla, on Sep 05 2011 - 04:46, said:

T95! only arthritic turtle can beat it's  awesomeness..... err I meant slowness

it shall got special back ground music. starwars imperial march is a good one I think.

I always hear the Jaws shark hunting music in my head as I creep up on someone..


Dun... dun. Dun... dun.

well, you get the idea.

[Cmd_Storm]

Maus, it may have slow top speed but gets to that speed very very fast.

[Mow_Mow]

greymalken, on Sep 05 2011 - 05:54, said:

I always hear the Jaws shark hunting music in my head as I creep up on someone..


Dun... dun. Dun... dun.

well, you get the idea.

I start announcing to my platoonmates the countdown from Star Wars about the Death Star.

T95 in range in 10 seconds.
T95 in range in 5 seconds.

It's even got the exhaust port

[KarateF22]

Mow_Mow, on Sep 05 2011 - 07:40, said:

I start announcing to my platoonmates the countdown from Star Wars about the Death Star.

T95 in range in 10 seconds.
T95 in range in 5 seconds.

It's even got the exhaust port

*Fires his AP round into the commander's hatch of the T95*

*Recoils in shock as it explodes fantastically in a manner similar to the Death Star*

[the_moidart]

JT: 28 kph 77.4 tons/870 hp =11.2
Maus: 20 kph 191.9 tons/1750 hp=9.11
T95: 13 kph 86.89 tons/510 hp =5.86

Downhill, the JT slaughters the opposition. Uphill, the JT slaughters the opposition, just not by quite as much.

[minerguy1]

T95 for the won it will just blow the other 2's engines out!!

[lostwingman]

JT exceeds the other turn in arguably every aspect mobility wise.

T95 is faster turning but the Maus has a higher top speed.

[Silty]

Jagdtiger, it's the only one in the list that's undeserving of the title of "slowest".  It moves at about average heavy-tank speed, maybe slightly below that.

[MrTabs]

JT is not slow.

A stock KV-3 or KV-4 would give a Maus/T95 good competition.

[t_boss]

AMX 40?, stock Hetzer, stock any KV. T28.

[VRMoran]

The list of the absolutely slowest tanks I believe runs like this

• T95
  
• FCM36 [French premium TD...believe it or not it's only slightly faster than a T95 in practice)
  
• T28 Prototype
  
• T28
  
• Maus
  
• AMX40

This is in practice, since an AMX40 can outrun some tanks down a hill. On level ground it's horrifically slow.

The Jagdtiger is actually quite mobile. Lots of tanks are slower...Matilda, Churchill, B1 (almost all low tier French tanks, actually), the ones listed above. It's rather reassuring, actually. Makes it a fun tank to play.

[madgod33]

I'll bet on a Churchill with a damaged engine and a dead driver any day.

[sela]

The JT would almost make it to the finishline, but it would spontaneously burst into flames and die.

The Maus would be way ahead of the T95, but then it would get stuck on a 1-ft rock doing pre-victory donuts.

Finally, the T95 would make it about halfway to the finish before everyone went home because the match ended 2 hours earlier