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KRZYBoop's Used Tank Emporium: Tier VI Thunderbolt VII, and Tier VIII T92

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KRZYBooP #1 Posted Sep 27 2018 - 21:20

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Howdy Boom Jockies, 

 

Come on down to the Used Tank Emporium and share you best why was 6 afraid of 7 joke that includes the Tier 6 Thunderbolt VII and the Tier 8 T92. 

 

 

I know there is a joke in there somewhere and need some help finding it. Contemplate this comedic puzzle while you shop around the lot and take in the wonderful sights of these beasts of vehicular combat. 

 

The M4A3E8 Thunderbolt VII starts at 19.99. In addition to the rustic comfy driver and loader seats comes with a monogrammed Thunderbolt on the head rests free of charge. 

19.99 also includes the following:

Five-man "zero-skill" BIA crew

Special Customization

500 gold. 

 

The T92 Starts at 30.99 with an envious sound system to drown out the booms your gun creates while you sprint around the field and pick off severely damaged enemies. 

Nothing else is included cause the deal is to fantastic for this low profile demon of a Tank. 

 

 

These sales are running from now (27Sep) Until 8Oct. 

For more information on these Tank sales click on the Tanks above. 

 



Baron_Von_Krieg #2 Posted Sep 27 2018 - 23:09

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I'll check it out . First I have to swing by Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop . ;) 

Yao_Wang #3 Posted Sep 27 2018 - 23:41

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I'm still waiting to see more chinese imports



HeavyMetalSix #4 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 00:51

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Please start making these purchases available for gold.  Many of us have piles of it and nothing to spend it on........

yruputin #5 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 01:17

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Thunderbolt looks like a target and it usually is. Give these tanks  names so arty will rain on them:arta:

Edited by yruputin, Sep 28 2018 - 01:19.


nrnstraswa #6 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 03:18

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Nice, finally the Thunderbolt in a decent priced package. Thanks. 

Edited by nrnstraswa, Sep 28 2018 - 03:19.


latvius #7 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 13:53

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$30 for a American zero BIA crew, I'm on it!

KRZYBooP #8 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 16:03

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View PostBaron_Von_Krieg, on Sep 27 2018 - 16:09, said:

I'll check it out . First I have to swing by Uncle Albert's Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop . ;) 

 

WHO THE $%*& is UNCLE AL?!

 

Why no 7 ate 9 jokes?

 



YANKEE137 #9 Posted Sep 28 2018 - 19:42

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Cmdr_Adama_BSG75 #10 Posted Oct 02 2018 - 02:28

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Could you offer the base tank without the crew and gold? Many of us use these premiums to train the crews from tanks you have to earn in the tech tree. I have several crews from these deals and they are just sitting, taking up space. Yes, they could be retrained to a different tank at a later time, but that costs gold, and not all of us are made out of money. The other stuff is fine and dandy if you want to go that route, no need to stop offering them with BIA crews and other extras. Please bring back the choice of buying just the tank itself.

Baron_Von_Krieg #11 Posted Oct 02 2018 - 21:38

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View PostKRZYBooP, on Sep 28 2018 - 10:03, said:

 

WHO THE $%*& is UNCLE AL?!

 

Why no 7 ate 9 jokes?

 

 

I realize I may be dating myself here , but Uncle Albert was a fictional character who ran the Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop for an old boardgame called ' Car Wars ' released by Steve Jackson Games in 1981 . Players could buy various weapons and components in order to upgrade their cars in Uncle Albert's catalog ( the ' Auto Stop and Gunnery Shop ' ) . It was a great little game that was lots of fun . I haven't played it in a LONG time though . It might still be around . Your ' Used Tank Emporium ' reminded me of it , and brought a smile to my face . Thank you !  :) 




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