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The Arty Dance

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Double_O7 #1 Posted Oct 10 2018 - 02:43

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Here is a little song I came up with for artillery. I call it "The Arty Dance". It goes with Men Without Hat's masterpiece: "The Safety Dance"

Enjoy

 

We can play arty when we want to, we can leave our keyboards behind, cause if your friends don't camp, and if they don't camp, well they're no friends of mine. Say....

 

We can hide where we want to, a place where they will never find, and we can throw them cancer from out of their world leave their "real" world far behind. 

We can hide 

(We can kill)

 

We can shoot where we want to, whiners are young and they all suck, and we will shoot them up from their turret to their tracks and watch the little losers cry. Say...

 

We can stun if we want to, if we don't nobody will, and if haters act real rude and want us removed, then they all are imbeciles

We can stun

(We can troll!)

 

We can stun, we can stun. Everything is out of control 

We can shoot, we can shoot. We're doing it from line to line.

We can camp, we can camp. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR MAPS!!!!

We can "move", we can "move". Everybody's takin a chance.

Arty Dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

Ah it's the arty dance 

 

We can derp if we want to, I stole all your life with mine, and as long as you abuse me, your never gonna lose me, then things won't turn out bright. Say...

 

We can splash if we want to, if you think you're safe your wrong, cause if hide behind a rock or a tree, then you'll be splashed with a shell of mine.

We can stun, we can stun. Everything is out of control 

We can shoot, we can shoot. We're doing it from line to line.

We can camp, we can camp. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR MAPS!!!!

We can splash, we can splash. Everybody's takin a chance.

 

Arty Dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

Ah it's the arty dance 

Oh well it's the arty dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

 

Arty Dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

Ah it's the arty dance 

Oh well it's the arty dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

Oh well it's the arty dance

 

Here's the song. The video is just dumb, but it's the tune you can sing it in. 

 

Feel Free to post your own parodies as well



heavymetal1967 #2 Posted Oct 10 2018 - 03:01

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Blankety blank I got balanced while running full throttle to fight.

 

Bleep bleep I was pressing W when stun from above screwed my modules and put my crew into fright.  

 

 

 



Grampy #3 Posted Oct 10 2018 - 04:40

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As Willie Nelson sang in his well-known song; "Mamas - Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Play Arty!"
Really.
He did.
https://www.youtube....knJGLjnA&t=130s


Edited by Grampy, Oct 10 2018 - 04:46.






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