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BillT #1 Posted Jan 23 2019 - 18:54

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After the rave reviews (*) of my Tankmas Carols thread last December, and given that I continue to have no actual life, I've decided to keep writing song parodies about WOT.  I'll post mine periodically and I encourage everyone to do the same. 

 

(* - Well, Michael Lovan liked it, anyway! )

 

I wrote this one last year on some forum thread or the other.  

 

To the tune of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" (The Beatles)

 

It was twenty days ago today, 
that my friends and I began to play.
Now we're bored with playing low tier tanks, 
so we emptied out our piggy banks.
We love our new Defender's pace,
so now we'll sit and guard our base.
We're Sergeant Camper's top-tier fail platoo-oo-oon.

 

We're Sergeant Camper's top-tier fail platoon,
we hope that you enjoy the game.
Sergeant Camper's top-tier fail platoon,
you need us but we're really lame.
Sergeant Camper's top-tier, Sergeant Camper's top-tier,
Sergeant Camper's top-tier fail platoon.

 

It's wonderful to be here, although we have no skills.
We hope the red team comes to us,
We really hope they come to us,
so we can get some kills.

 

Now we're just about to lose the game, 
and you're calling us some ugly names.
Cause our win rate makes us look like bots,
and we haven't taken any shots.
So let me blame it all on you,
the ones who didn't turtle too,
with Sergeant Camper's top-tier fail platoon.

 



I_QQ_4_U #2 Posted Jan 23 2019 - 19:03

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The song that most applies to this forum.

 

https://genius.com/D...the-dumb-lyrics



riot_evo #3 Posted Jan 23 2019 - 19:31

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Vivaldi- winter 2nd movement



heavymetal1967 #4 Posted Jan 23 2019 - 21:35

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Just played on my playlist, currently playing and on deck.

 

Spoiler

 



BillT #5 Posted Jan 24 2019 - 20:04

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Number 2: 

STRV

To the tune of "Take it Easy" (The Eagles)

 

I'm just aiming down the road, waiting for my reload,
I got several targets on that line.
One that tried to spot me, one that went and shot me,
one that's tracked and out of time.

 

Ess-Tee-Arr-Vee, One-Oh-Three-Bee.
Don't let the sound of your own Sixth Sense drive you crazy.
You just shoot fast as you can, don't even need no gold to spam,
just line it up and click, "Ker-Blam!",
Ess-Tee-Arr-Vee.

 

Now I'm campin' on a corner and watchin' me some porn, oh! 
there's such a fine sight to see!
It's a lemming rush, and I am double-bushed,
so they've got no chance of spotting me.

 

Come on Arr-Enn-Gee, don't be mean to me.
I need a ton of damage just to Ace this Tee-Dee.
We may lose, and we may win, but I may never have this chance again.
So I need every shot to pen,
Ess-Tee-Arr-Vee,



BillT #6 Posted Jan 29 2019 - 21:49

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Number 3:

 

To the tune of "We Will Rock You" (Queen)

 

Buddy you're a noob, drive a big tank,
drivin' in the street, gonna be a three mark some day
You got a StuG in your face,
you big disgrace
one-oh-five shells all over the place.

 

We will we will derp you!
We will we will derp you!

 

Buddy you're a TD, JP,
campin' in a bush, gonna pad up your stats some day
KV-2 in your face, 
you big disgrace,
splatters your crew all over the place.

 

We will we will derp you!
We will we will derp you!

 

Buddy you're a light tank, fast tank,
zippin' 'round the map, gonna win a Scout badge some day
An OI in your face,
you big disgrace,
scatters your tank all over the place.

 

We will we will derp you!
We will we will derp you!

 






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