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Night1Silver #1 Posted Apr 23 2019 - 22:54

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Stb 1 players: I mean Its okay, guns nice but accuracy and handling is kinda disappointing. Also hydro suspension is cool I guess.

 

WG: Ivan, They say they want gun handling buffs. 

 

Ivan: Okay comrade, I balance, make better. *Spills vodka all over computer* Oh blin, I nerf pen, mobility and velocity.

 

WG: You buffed gun handling right?

 

Ivan: Yes, gun handling big buff. 

 

WG: Good, more vodka for you!

 

 



BabA_YA6A #2 Posted Apr 23 2019 - 23:01

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View PostNightofNights_o7_AnimeCo, on Apr 24 2019 - 05:54, said:

Stb 1 players: I mean Its okay, guns nice but accuracy and handling is kinda disappointing. Also hydro suspension is cool I guess.

 

WG: Ivan, They say they want gun handling buffs. 

 

Ivan: Okay comrade, I balance, make better. *Spills vodka all over computer* Oh blin, I nerf pen, mobility and velocity.

 

WG: You buffed gun handling right?

 

Ivan: Yes, gun handling big buff. 

 

WG: Good, more vodka for you!

 

 

SOSDD as usual......



bad_73 #3 Posted Apr 23 2019 - 23:52

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I resent the use of the words balance and mechanics as they are just propoganda making it seem like WG has control of things.

echo9835 #4 Posted Apr 24 2019 - 01:14

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View PostBabA_YA6A, on Apr 23 2019 - 15:01, said:

SOSDD as usual......

 

I need that Gif.... 

SporkBoy #5 Posted Apr 24 2019 - 02:45

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The only logic I could come up with besides the vodka above is Russia is commie and China is commie and Japan is hated by China so WG nerf Japan tanks as favor to Chinese comrades. Makes sense ... sort of.

Xplato #6 Posted Apr 24 2019 - 03:15

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Whoever thought up these Nerf's should be fired on the spot. and then kicked into the nearest Russian gulag for stupidity.

jsn87xi76slk92mc802d7sk1 #7 Posted Apr 24 2019 - 03:38

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they are getting destroyed on the RU forums over this whole snafu. 

 

imagine when the type5 buffs roll in too. zooomg

 

 



TankFullOfBourbon #8 Posted Apr 24 2019 - 08:25

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WG balancing: Monkeys arbitrarily turning knobs.




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