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Saripul #1 Posted May 23 2019 - 10:57

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Put this in your Funk & Wagnall's:

https://na.wargaming.net/clans/wot/1000054556/

 

Giving a damn is absolutely not a requirement.  Specifically, we do not intend to pursue any clan wars goals -- I don't even know what a stronghold thing is, and I am the "leader" for want of a better term" of this retirement village.

More specifically, this means that this clan does not levy any expectations on you about schedules, participation, availability, win-rate, or any of the rest of that.  An informal guideline is that being at least fifty years old is a good idea round here.  An absolute requirement is that you not be a punk kid.  If you are a kid, that's fine -- my son would be welcome, for example, but of course, he wants nothing to do with my clan -- he just likes blowing me up in random battles.  Hmm.  Maybe he wouldn't be welcome.

I suppose that the only real expectations go without saying for a nominally well-adjusted grown-up.

If you catch my drift, then I already like the cut of your, er, pikenose.  Drop on by.  Join,.  The thing is set to wide-open and auto-accept, etc.  I'll weed the punks by hand.

We're new, and we're small. 

We're old, and we don't give a damn. 

We're Geezers.  [GZRS]

Official original artwork gratefully accepted.  Right now we're using a clip from Unforgiven.  The one where Clint Eastwood says something like "Well then he shoulda armed himself before decorating this sh*thole with my friend."  Obviously, my flawed notion of "fair use" can't go on forever.


Edited by Saripul, May 23 2019 - 11:06.


MagillaGuerilla #2 Posted May 23 2019 - 11:34

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I meet your requirements but don't give a damn about clans in general.

LeaveIT2Beaver #3 Posted May 23 2019 - 13:11

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You can bet your sweet bippy we're old.

GeorgePreddy #4 Posted May 23 2019 - 14:27

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I'm 70.

 

I play for fun.  I mostly play mid-tiers (4 thru 7).  Some folks take exception to that.  I don't care.

 

I like my current clan, or I would be tempted to join yours.

 

Good luck in all your endeavors.  Or... lack of endeavors.    :honoring:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Chilistreamz #5 Posted May 27 2019 - 03:41

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Bump

Chilistreamz #6 Posted May 27 2019 - 03:44

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Might I suggest using the clan in game avatar for the clan portal ;)

 



Chilistreamz #7 Posted May 28 2019 - 19:51

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Just letting you guys know we are still recruiting ;)

 

Regards

Chilli



Chilistreamz #8 Posted May 29 2019 - 03:59

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The image in my avatar is the clan logo on the front of your tanks ;)

 



Chilistreamz #9 Posted May 30 2019 - 04:38

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We accept alzheimer's candidates ;)

Dekayy #10 Posted May 30 2019 - 17:45

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Old... as dust...

Chilistreamz #11 Posted May 31 2019 - 05:12

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Can't remember your name? We promise to remember who..... What was I saying?...... Something about names..... Hmmmm, bugger it Just join Geezers

Regards

 

Chilli



Chilistreamz #12 Posted May 31 2019 - 20:52

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View PostDekayy, on May 30 2019 - 17:45, said:

Old... as dust...

 

Older in some cases :P

Chilistreamz #13 Posted Jun 01 2019 - 15:03

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If you remember going to school with Moses then you belong in this clan :P

 



Dekayy #14 Posted Jun 02 2019 - 02:07

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If you were the one that sold the axe to George Washington so he could chop down the cherry tree, this clan is for you!

Chilistreamz #15 Posted Jun 03 2019 - 01:04

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Welcome to all the new clannies seeyas on the server

 

Regards

Chilli

 



Chilistreamz #16 Posted Jun 04 2019 - 16:17

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Please consider us for your clan requirements ;)

Regards

Chilli 



BigDollarBillz #17 Posted Jun 04 2019 - 18:34

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Good luck on your recruitment. Right now there aren't to many people looking to join a clan.

Chilistreamz #18 Posted Jun 05 2019 - 02:35

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View PostBigDollarBillz, on Jun 04 2019 - 18:34, said:

Good luck on your recruitment. Right now there aren't to many people looking to join a clan.

 

Thanks bud... We are doing well in that regard. Picking up some quality senior citizens.



Kaltine #19 Posted Jun 05 2019 - 19:35

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View PostSaripul, on May 23 2019 - 01:57, said:

Put this in your Funk & Wagnall's:

https://na.wargaming.net/clans/wot/1000054556/

 

Giving a damn is absolutely not a requirement.  Specifically, we do not intend to pursue any clan wars goals -- I don't even know what a stronghold thing is, and I am the "leader" for want of a better term" of this retirement village.

More specifically, this means that this clan does not levy any expectations on you about schedules, participation, availability, win-rate, or any of the rest of that.  An informal guideline is that being at least fifty years old is a good idea round here.  An absolute requirement is that you not be a punk kid.  If you are a kid, that's fine -- my son would be welcome, for example, but of course, he wants nothing to do with my clan -- he just likes blowing me up in random battles.  Hmm.  Maybe he wouldn't be welcome.

I suppose that the only real expectations go without saying for a nominally well-adjusted grown-up.

If you catch my drift, then I already like the cut of your, er, pikenose.  Drop on by.  Join,.  The thing is set to wide-open and auto-accept, etc.  I'll weed the punks by hand.

We're new, and we're small. 

We're old, and we don't give a damn. 

We're Geezers.  [GZRS]

Official original artwork gratefully accepted.  Right now we're using a clip from Unforgiven.  The one where Clint Eastwood says something like "Well then he shoulda armed himself before decorating this sh*thole with my friend."  Obviously, my flawed notion of "fair use" can't go on forever.

 

We need some Pacific Standard Time Geezers! We just need more Geezers! C'mon people get with the program....

Necrophore #20 Posted Jun 05 2019 - 19:52

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I'm not old enough to be a geezer, I'm only...only...when did that happen...  :(






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