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Numerius_Titurius_Sophus #1 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:21

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Fathers day is coming.  Oh Joy!

 

I can already hear the 'but you are so hard to buy for!"

 

Bullcrap.  BULLCRAP!  I am pathetically easy to buy for!  CIgars, Scotch.  Hell, you know I play WoTs.  JFCOAPS, I am retired and have been for over 5 years.  When was the last time you saw me wear a tie?  If I get one this year I will BURN IT in front of you!  Enough with the 'it's the thought that counts' and nice stuff...you are collectively 24 to 32 years old and not kids anymore.

 

That does it, you three!  If I don't get some cigars or some Scotch, I am going to inform you all that you are paying the cell phone bill for this quarter (yea, I have them all rolled up on my cell bill, I don't mind) and I am going to take that damn money and get me some cigars and a bottle of Scotch!

 

{I know most of you have no humor bone and will take the above waaayyyyyyyy too seriously...but it isn't meant that way....well...the this quarter cell phone money might be a possibility ;) }



MagillaGuerilla #2 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:25

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Geez, I'm just happy if my kids pick up the phone and call me.

Numerius_Titurius_Sophus #3 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:27

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View PostMagillaGuerilla, on Jun 14 2019 - 19:25, said:

Geez, I'm just happy if my kids pick up the phone and call me.

 

Well, considering 2 still LIVE with me...the phone won't cut it ;)

 

Anyone know any eligible bachelors looking for wives?  :)


Edited by Numerius_Titurius_Sophus, Jun 14 2019 - 19:27.


BCBIGTOKER #4 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:29

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You pay for Your kids phone bills and they still live with You and they are 24 to 32 years old....... Okay someone needs to grow up and boot them out into the real world...........

GeorgePreddy #5 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:29

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My 31 year old daughter gave me a hand made, drawn and written card for Father's Day.  Best gift EVER.  (Don't tell my 44 year old daughter, though)

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Numerius_Titurius_Sophus #7 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:32

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View PostBCBIGTOKER, on Jun 14 2019 - 19:29, said:

You pay for Your kids phone bills and they still live with You and they are 24 to 32 years old....... Okay someone needs to grow up and boot them out into the real world...........

 

You don't know my and their situation.  Therefore, one should shove your own foot in your mouth until you can no longer speak or type.



Numerius_Titurius_Sophus #8 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:33

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View PostGeorgePreddy, on Jun 14 2019 - 19:29, said:

My 31 year old daughter gave me a hand made, drawn and written card for Father's Day.  Best gift EVER.  (Don't tell my 44 year old daughter, though)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd go for that!  I did get a handmade necklace once.  It was nice.



Klaatu_Nicto #9 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:37

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View PostNumerius_Titurius_Sophus, on Jun 14 2019 - 10:27, said:

 

Well, considering 2 still LIVE with me...the phone won't cut it ;)

 

Anyone know any eligible bachelors looking for wives?  :)

 

 MGTOW

 

 



Zeds_Tank #10 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 19:49

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View PostBCBIGTOKER, on Jun 14 2019 - 13:29, said:

You pay for Your kids phone bills and they still live with You and they are 24 to 32 years old....... Okay someone needs to grow up and boot them out into the real world...........

Perhaps you are not familiar with living costs versus wages in America these days. Costs have left wages in the dust.
If just minimum wage--the lowest mandated by law--had kept up, it would be about $20/hour instead of $7.25. 
Buying a home is nearly impossible for most young adults. College loans are as bad as uninsured medical bills....

Ps: No kids means I gotta buy my own booze. So lame. 

 


Edited by Zeds_Tank, Jun 14 2019 - 19:52.


Benjeeh_CA #11 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 20:24

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I plan on taking my dad to a pub we went to when I was a kid i remember it having great food  and a black forest choclate cake, it was his birthday then.

Ordered a circuit board for him to tinker with I think he is building a 3d printer  I'll probably end up doing any welding on it to since he wants it out of aluminum



Zup77 #12 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 20:28

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I have 3 teenagers and all i'm looking for on Sunday is coffee in bed, a plate of bacon when I'm done my coffee and several uninterrupted hours playing tanks while drinking Stellas and eating Miss Vickies chips.

YANKEE137 #13 Posted Jun 14 2019 - 20:36

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I got a BBQ Spatula set three years in a row. Not good ones either, Dollar Store level.

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View PostNumerius_Titurius_Sophus, on Jun 14 2019 - 10:27, said:

 

Well, considering 2 still LIVE with me...the phone won't cut it ;)

 

Anyone know any eligible bachelors looking for wives?  :)

 

Are they good looking? :teethhappy:






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