So I just got this pipen hot pizza delivered while I was playing tanks. And you know me, like i aint gonna stop playing tanks cause some delicious cheese crust goodness gets here. So i do what I always do when I play WOT and am eating. I jump in my arty, all 2 of them. Well I started with the ole tier 4 priest because, playing tier 9 feels dirty even if I am eating and dropped battle. Battle starts and of course my lazy hungry [edited]doesn't even set up, I just jump to over head mode from spawn and start aiming away. Then the wildest thing happened. During my reload I was munching down on my delicious BBQ slice and a sausage ball fell off and onto my laptop touch pad. All of a sudden I hear my commander call out and I quickly looked up thinking I was being attacked. I'm not paying attention to a reload with this wholesome crapin my mouth obviously, plus im trying to get the sausage off my touchpad and clean it up. But when I looked up I realized I was the one that did damage. When my sausage hit my touch pad, I fired, hit a light tank moving at full speed, tracked him, and hit him for half his hp. without even looking. SO SCIENTIFICALLY, now we can say, playing arty has the IQ and complexity of cooked sausage.
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