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[comradekillshot]

So I just got this pipen hot pizza delivered while I was playing tanks. And you know me, like i aint gonna stop playing tanks cause some delicious cheese crust goodness gets here. So i do what I always do when I play WOT and am eating. I jump in my arty, all 2 of them. Well I started with the ole tier 4 priest because, playing tier 9 feels dirty even if I am eating and dropped battle. Battle starts and of course my lazy hungry [edited]doesn't even set up, I just jump to over head mode from spawn and start aiming away. Then the wildest thing happened. During my reload I was munching down on my delicious BBQ slice and a sausage ball fell off and onto my laptop touch pad. All of a sudden I hear my commander call out and I quickly looked up thinking I was being attacked. I'm not paying attention to a reload with this wholesome crapin my mouth obviously, plus im trying to get the sausage off my touchpad and clean it up. But when I looked up I realized I was the one that did damage. When my sausage hit my touch pad, I fired, hit a light tank moving at full speed, tracked him, and hit him for half his hp. without even looking. SO SCIENTIFICALLY, now we can say, playing arty has the IQ and complexity of cooked sausage.

 

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[Jryder]

Well, there it is. Undeniable proof.

Also, I applaud your rigorous scientific methodology.

[AndrewSledge]

I think you need to run more tests with different pizza toppings to see how it affects gameplay. Who knows? Maybe it will be like this:

Sausage = Take out light tanks moving at full speed

Pepperoni = Track superheavy and set it on fire with just a splash

Bell pepper = Reset cap while traversing hull

Olive = blindshot enemy arty

Mushroom = Kill entire crew, but only do 100 damage

[comradekillshot]

AndrewSledge, on Oct 22 2019 - 19:29, said:

I think you need to run more tests with different pizza toppings to see how it affects gameplay. Who knows? Maybe it will be like this:

Sausage = Take out light tanks moving at full speed

Pepperoni = Track superheavy and set it on fire with just a splash

Bell pepper = Reset cap while traversing hull

Olive = blindshot enemy arty

Mushroom = Kill entire crew, but only do 100 damage

Will continue eating pizza, Since I have a background in engineering I think a DOE is the only possible next step here.

[gen_penguin]

AndrewSledge, on Oct 22 2019 - 19:29, said:

I think you need to run more tests with different pizza toppings to see how it affects gameplay. Who knows? Maybe it will be like this:

Sausage = Take out light tanks moving at full speed

Pepperoni = Track superheavy and set it on fire with just a splash

Bell pepper = Reset cap while traversing hull

Olive = blindshot enemy arty

Mushroom = Kill entire crew, but only do 100 damage

Pretty sure Pineapple will get you an ACE tanker and 3 marks of excellence  !!

[PanzerXO]

Who'd you get the pizza from?  (I can use all the help I can get! )

[comradekillshot]

PanzerXO, on Oct 22 2019 - 19:39, said:

Who'd you get the pizza from?  (I can use all the help I can get! )

 

A pizza hut in Leuven, Belgium

I dont know if US pizza huts offer this kind of crew skill

Edited by comradekillshot, Oct 22 2019 - 19:45.

[PanzerXO]

comradekillshot, on Oct 22 2019 - 13:45, said:

 

A pizza hut in Leuven, Belgium

I dont know if US pizza huts offer this kind of crew skill

European Bias

[Whistling_Death_]

Artillery-whiners suck! 

 

“Every battle, without fail, my artillery is outnumbered by 12-14 tanks! It's not faiiirrrrrr! Tanks are broken and need to be removed from the game! I'm telling mommy Wargaming! It's not faiiiirrrrrrr mommmyyy!!!”

[Reese_Tanker]

AndrewSledge, on Oct 22 2019 - 19:29, said:

I think you need to run more tests with different pizza toppings to see how it affects gameplay. Who knows? Maybe it will be like this:

Sausage = Take out light tanks moving at full speed

Pepperoni = Track superheavy and set it on fire with just a splash

Bell pepper = Reset cap while traversing hull

Olive = blindshot enemy arty

Mushroom = Kill entire crew, but only do 100 damage

u forgot bacon= instant ricochet kill 3 heavy tank and track a tier7 light tank

[umkhulu]

Good work - now we just have to establish which sausage does the most damage. I believe German sausages are good, but in my opinion, nothing beats a big fat Russian sausage!.

[comradekillshot]

umkhulu, on Oct 22 2019 - 20:02, said:

Good work - now we just have to establish which sausage does the most damage. I believe German sausages are good, but in my opinion, nothing beats a big fat Russian sausage!.

Da, big russian sausage kill many tanks

[HOTA_CHATON]

comradekillshot, on Oct 22 2019 - 12:19, said:

So I just got this pipen hot pizza delivered while I was playing tanks. And you know me, like i aint gonna stop playing tanks cause some delicious cheese crust goodness gets here. So i do what I always do when I play WOT and am eating. I jump in my arty, all 2 of them. Well I started with the ole tier 4 priest because, playing tier 9 feels dirty even if I am eating and dropped battle. Battle starts and of course my lazy hungry [edited]doesn't even set up, I just jump to over head mode from spawn and start aiming away. Then the wildest thing happened. During my reload I was munching down on my delicious BBQ slice and a sausage ball fell off and onto my laptop touch pad. All of a sudden I hear my commander call out and I quickly looked up thinking I was being attacked. I'm not paying attention to a reload with this wholesome crapin my mouth obviously, plus im trying to get the sausage off my touchpad and clean it up. But when I looked up I realized I was the one that did damage. When my sausage hit my touch pad, I fired, hit a light tank moving at full speed, tracked him, and hit him for half his hp. without even looking. SO SCIENTIFICALLY, now we can say, playing arty has the IQ and complexity of cooked sausage.

 

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It doesn't take much talent to play any tank either now does it?  Besides, I don't believe a crum you spit out.

[comradekillshot]

HOTA_CHATON, on Oct 22 2019 - 20:17, said:

It doesn't take much talent to play any tank either now does it?  Besides, I don't believe a crum you spit out.

It wasn't a crum, it was sausage. Also, its a joke, not a sausage, dont take it so hard bruh.

.....and you know what I mean by,,,,,,....sausage

 

but i should take a picture of the delivery slip so when you come at me with pics or it didnt happen i can post it.

Edited by comradekillshot, Oct 22 2019 - 20:22.

[Whistling_Death_]

http://www.WotLabs.net says you have 13 SPG's, not 2.

[comradekillshot]

A bit self conscience are we?

Edited by comradekillshot, Oct 22 2019 - 20:35.

[GeorgePreddy]

Ermagurd !  It's a toppings conspiracy !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[comradekillshot]

Whistling_Death_, on Oct 22 2019 - 20:27, said:

http://www.WotLabs.net says you have 13 SPG's, not 2.

 

I only have 2 in the garage bruh, the rest are from grinding out to tier 10 on the russian line. I am comradekillshot so i feel obligated to research all the russian tanks.

 

But thanks for looking my stats up for me I feel special.

and as I posted above.....

......

......its a joke

not a weiner

dont take it so hard....

 

I am off to the bar, smell ya later.

[heavymetal1967]

The Heisenberg tier 5 has OP arc. 

 

 

 

Should've got the carryout insurance Mr. White.

[el_mucho_dingdong]

gen_penguin, on Oct 22 2019 - 10:38, said:

Pretty sure Pineapple will get you an ACE tanker and 3 marks of excellence  !!