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RanLSX #1 Posted Nov 22 2019 - 21:44

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Why is Star Control so superior to Star Trek and Star Wars?

https://www.ssega.com/star-control

Star Control has far superior warships, aliens, and firepower than "those other guys". I also find their fandom to be made up of superior people. What's up with that?

Seriously, could you imagine what would happen if an Imperial Star Destroyer and USS Enterprise had to tangle with a Mycon Podship? It would be smeared SW & ST Juffo-Wup all over the place.

Do you honestly believe an X-wing fighter actually stands a chance against the mighty Yehat Terminator?

 

What say you?

 

 



alphadogg64 #2 Posted Nov 22 2019 - 21:48

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neeeeerrrrrrrrrddddddd

RanLSX #3 Posted Nov 22 2019 - 21:56

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View Postalphadogg64, on Nov 22 2019 - 15:48, said:

neeeeerrrrrrrrrddddddd

BTW, I don't care what anyone tries to tell you. This is not a Mycon:

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It is actually one of the Deep Children from Star Control 2. Personally I think it looks like some rich guy's fancy bath-tub.

 

This is an actual Mycon:

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I don't know why mistakes like this keep showing up on my internet? I blame the kids.



Sturm_Teufel #4 Posted Nov 22 2019 - 22:52

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Star Trek is science fiction and awesome.

Star Wars is science fantasy and awesome.

Star Control is a sci-fi/fantasy video game and is fun(ish).

Also:

Spoiler

 



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View PostRanLSX, on Nov 22 2019 - 21:44, said:

Why is Star Control so superior to Star Trek and Star Wars?

https://www.ssega.com/star-control

Star Control has far superior warships, aliens, and firepower than "those other guys". I also find their fandom to be made up of superior people. What's up with that?

Seriously, could you imagine what would happen if an Imperial Star Destroyer and USS Enterprise had to tangle with a Mycon Podship? It would be smeared SW & ST Juffo-Wup all over the place.

Do you honestly believe an X-wing fighter actually stands a chance against the mighty Yehat Terminator?

 

What say you?

 

 

Never heard of it.



RanLSX #7 Posted Nov 23 2019 - 17:36

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View Postbad_73, on Nov 22 2019 - 19:40, said:

Never heard of it.

Boy are you in for a wild ride. I still remember my first time.

 

View PostSturm_Teufel, on Nov 22 2019 - 16:52, said:

Star Trek is science fiction and awesome.

Star Wars is science fantasy and awesome.

Star Control is a sci-fi/fantasy video game and is fun(ish).

Also:

Spoiler

 

Star Wars is over the hill and has lost its originality.

Star Trek was nothing more than cheap television with 1 or 2 OK (ish) movies.

The nerds from Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Moo would have no chance in Hell in creating something as awesome as the Chenjesu Broodhome.

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Edited by RanLSX, Nov 23 2019 - 17:37.


Sturm_Teufel #8 Posted Nov 23 2019 - 19:25

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So wrong. This thread smells of weabooism.

RanLSX #9 Posted Nov 25 2019 - 17:26

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View PostSturm_Teufel, on Nov 23 2019 - 13:25, said:

So wrong. This thread smells of weabooism.

What are you even talking about? Paul Reitche & Fred Ford are as American as apple pie.

The original Star control is even based on an old 1960s game called Space War:

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacewar!

 

Sometimes the Syreens are drawn as anime, but that's not the fault of the Star Control franchise. You can't fix stupid.

 

A real SC Syreen:

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Va Va Voooom!



RanLSX #10 Posted Nov 27 2019 - 17:11

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Uh, Star Control to Major Tom!




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