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So what exactly does S.I.M.P. mean?

Noone knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going!
Simp - verb - To block the potential shot of a teammate with your tank.

Did a friendly KV just block your shot on the rear of an enemy T95? He simped you, bro. We're the type of people that use a clan as a vehicle to perpetuate the embarrassment of a friend  

What do I need to join [SIMP]?


As of this post applicants will need a 55% Win rate and 700 average xp in an end tier tank to be considered. This requirement can be flexible depending on if we know you or if your performance in-game goes well beyond what is expected from the average player.

If you fall into the second group, you may still apply, but you will need to platoon with SIMP members quite a bit to prove that you have the ability to compete in tournaments and clan wars. Members that platoon with you will have the opportunity to provide input and opinions on how you play, and that will determine if you are accepted.

If you do not have an end tier tank, you will need to be a truly exceptional player who can hold his own in the low tier tournaments that we participate in. If you are considering applying at this point, you will need a 55% or greater win rate, no exceptions.

How do I join [SIMP]

Contact us on our forums. We also use Teamspeak so when you can handle it we can be found on there and you can platoon with any members we have on. If you do put an application in, they will be evaluating you as you play.

Server address: ts5.gameservers.com:9144
Edited by macg1991, Aug 20 2012 - 00:32.

Mumble the superior internet comm's system.

So we have 3 new members from the past day, and we're waiting for 2 to come off the cooldown right now. We did some tank company battles tonight and that was a bunch of fun. For having no strategy and using a few random players we did well. Lost only 2 matches after 2 hours (I don't know exactly how long or how many matches we played).

 Bastable, on Dec 12 2011 - 09:39, said:

It's at least superior to whatever the army of New Zealand uses

 Bastable, on Dec 12 2011 - 09:39, said:

It really is, the overlay makes things much easier when there are more than 3 or 4 people on.

I like the new .7 update. Hopefully French tanks come soon too. And I can't wait for the January tournament!

The holidays are upon us and we're still looking for more members to spread [SIMP] cheer*


*[SIMP] cheer is most likely spread in the form of high velocity tank shells, but is not limited to them.

 macg1991, on Dec 20 2011 - 07:29, said:

*also includes low velocity DERP shells.

Less than 24 hours to Giftmas!

We did some Tank Companies tonight and went undefeated for all 6 of them. It's nice to be able to win with half our team being random members of the public, but we're still looking for more members to join [SIMP] so we can be more organized about it. Just message any member of the clan and we can have some fun playing WoT together.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is Squirrels In My Pants. Something In My Pocket. Sexy Infant Mustachioed Pirates. Seriously I'm Michael Phelps. figuring out what S.I.M.P. means.

 macg1991, on Jan 03 2012 - 09:42, said:

How about . . . Surgical Incursion Mutilation Personnel . . . or . . . Slightly Intoxicated Master Planners . . . ?

Congrats on being finalists.

 RedPrince42, on Jan 03 2012 - 10:37, said:

We are definitely not Master Planners, and I would change the slightly to severely   . We had a different lineup of tanks for each round of the November tourney because we are bad planners lol. About the only thing that stayed constant was our trust in each other. It makes winning a lot easier when you have people who understand the plan and whose decisions you can trust to be the right ones. I would hate trying to micromanage people as they play.

And thanks for the congrats. We worked hard to get there but we cost ourselves the title by not being cognizant of the time limit.

I was going to write an interesting post here, but then I took an arrow to the tracks.

Had some new members join and they need to shave their nose hair. It's all over the place and it's repulsive!

Just won an intense match against Red Sky in the January Challenge. One step closer to bringing home the championship.

We won our match tonight and we're in the quarterfinals again. Planning on getting 1st place! We'll see how it goes

Quarterfinals match tonight and the excitement is palpable. If we win tonight we have a match on Monday for all the Tostitos. I'm trying to be as cool as a Cucumber but am finding it hard since I'm running out of cliches to use. Oh my!

Revised the first post to make it less verbose.

Wakka wakka wakka. There will be tournaments with larger amounts of players starting next month. We could use a few more tankers for that.

Finals match against HavoK tonight. We are excite about that, and we're also excite about more good people joining us. Can't wait to see how tonight goes