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Aqui esta la noticia gente. El que tenga dinero de sobra, podrá adquirir una gran bestia en cuestion de minutos...  

???  Is this for real?

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 TheRonmasteh, on Dec 28 2011 - 17:31, said:

Now first i was going to call

SHOTS...1...2....3...DOWN THE HATCH


but then i clicked on the link...WHAT IN THE HELL????

anyone able to translate?

Q. Will the Landkreuzer 1000 or Ratte, the renowned German giant tank project that soon will leave the paper sketches and will join the family together for World of Tanks tanks. Ratte The price of gold will be 15,000 of the game.

The tank will take a 220 mm gun with an average penetration of 250mm and a 1000-1300 damage. His armor is around 350mm. With a top speed of 45 km / h, the tank is ideal for spending some fun times and get twice the experience and credits!

Stay tuned to the news, you will have more details soon!

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God save us...

That picture is so poorly photoshopped that I'm ashamed you guys are falling for it.

 TheRonmasteh, on Dec 28 2011 - 17:37, said:

Arghh.... Thank you, I almost committed suicide...

JAJAJAJAJA que hijos de puta.

Jajaja muy obvio!

Igualmente me gustó que tomen en consideración la fecha de todos los habla hispana, y no únicamente el 1° de Abril.

 kma, on Dec 28 2011 - 17:42, said:

jajaja, Empece a putear y calentarme decía no puede ser si wargaming dijo que nunca iba a ver premiums tier 10 XD casi tiro la pc

What am I smoking??

Ahora, a ver cuanta gente caera por la noticia pensando que es de verdad...  

There was a brief 4 second there where my mind temporarily turned into a gerbil which promptly exploded, then I appreciated the humor.   nice job.

One of these days I'll actually have to sit down and make a lengthy post of the ratte.  not that anyone will read.

also

http://d37nnnqwv9amw...52/me-gusta.jpg

If it hadn't been advertised as premium I don't think it would have actually been funny; but the thought of people buying that thing and MM having a sh*fit over how many of them there were was rather amusing.

 TheRonmasteh, on Dec 28 2011 - 18:00, said:

:/

me enganou

Jajajaja... que bien que la hicieron....

Esos tanques moustruos me fascinan

aajjajja na, por un momento me quede WTF?? pero no, si somos realistas, no pueden poner un tanque de esas proporciones y con esas estadisticas. Aparte un Tier X con oro??? Na, serian batallas de 15 Ratte contra 14 Ratte y un T-50. Aparte que esa cosa ya tendrian que meterla en el World of Battleships  

Igual, taria bueno que metan mapas estilo "Stage" donde tengas misiones contra tanques NPC por creditos y experiencia, y que una de las finales sea enfrentarse a un monstruo como ese, eso si lo acepto

jajajaja 45 k/h una cosa de 1000t nisiquiera necesitaría disparar para matar, aplastaría casas grandes al igual que uno aplasta casas pequeñas, y aplastaría tanques al igual que uno aplasta vehículos aparcados en el mapa,   jajajajajajaj  

 Hyraga91, on Dec 28 2011 - 21:24, said:

uff claro que si, esa idea esta excelente