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To the top for another round of recruits.  Keep 'em coming!

want to join the big guns without having one yourself? Then short is for you!

join us! we are growing but we need more active players that uses teamspeak3

Team SHORT Tanks is always looking for some more players! Join us!

Mature (40 year old) seasoned MMO clan player (WoW end game raids for years).
Vehicles: GW Panther (very close to leveling up), AMX 13 75 (also close to leveling), VK3601 (fully upgraded) and JagdPanther (fully upgraded).

Been playing WoT for exactly a year now.
I play almost every night between 11pm and 2am except for weeks that I travel for work.

I have not played in a WoT clan yet, but looking to take the game to the next level.

Nice, we would love to have you lt. Vimes

Short needs you!

what we actually need is players that always uses teamspeak3, what is the point of joining a clan if none of them uses the tools to communicate with each other and whining about not being in a platoon or cant find a platoon? use teamspeak3 if u want a proper group.

We are constantly growing up and looking for new members to join our glorious cause in WoT....... i'll have to work on it but we should have a cause soon.... i hope XD anyway, join us! We are a pretty cool group of people and we are currently in the top teams in the Classic League Season 1!

Yeah, yeah. I gotta tell ya, SHORT has a lot of leeet players with leeet tanks. I aint one of em. I head up the goon platoon in the clan. Kinda leet in our own way too. Crappy stats, lousy tactics and strategy ... stuff like that. Right now there is only one member of the goon platoon and that's me. Everyone else somehow improved and moved over to the better side of the tracks (there's a pun in there someplace!). So if ya don't feel like yer good enough ta be in a clan, wanna make fun of them snobby officers and wanna become a rolling bullet stop for the aforementioned leet players, come join me in SHORT. I should mention that all the regular application stuff applies but ya gots ta be really bad ta join the goon platoon! Hardest part is trying not to improve my game so I can stay in the goon squad! I'm having a hard time wid dat. By the way, the goon platoon plays a key role in the clan. We are the bad example. How else are all those leet guys gonna know what NOT to do!

Seriously, SHORT is a great clan with a great buncha guys ('cept for me). Put in an app and tell em Intel sent ya and ya wanna be in the goon platoon! I gotta warn ya though, if you start gettin good at the game I'm gonna have ta transfer ya out of the goon platoon!

Shhh, don't tell Intel but he is actually better than he thinks.  We just keep him thinking he is bad because we use him as a bullet sponge.

Anyways, we are a casual clan and have members on every day (mostly at night though).  We are VERY active in tournaments (mainly because they are SHORT) and are looking towards participating in Clan Wars.  Unfortunately, we currently are SHORT of enough tier 10 tanks in the clan.  The SHORT solution to that problem?  Help other SHORT members with the grind to their selected tier 10 Heavy tank, tier 9 Medium tank, tier 9 TD and tier 8 Arty.  How do we do that?  Well, we are on every night running platoons and the occasional company.  The only requirement is that you have a working microphone and use Teamspeak.  So, come on by and give us a try.

TEAM SHORT TANKS!

SHORT clan had a great night last night (AGAIN!) except for the goon platoon. We had folks all teamed up and talking on team speak about all kinds of stuff like strategy and tactics, the merits and flaws of different tanks and even some history stuff. Heck, they was even talking about other stuff and telling jokes and stuff. Sorry ta say, I was  alone again cuz nobody signed up for the goon platoon. I figure to get some new recruits to boss around in my platoon, I would reveal one of the goon platoon's secrets for non-success. Ya see, I have this five sided dice thingy. I calls it my strategy generator. I roll that thar dice before every match. A one means I go left, a two means I go right, an a three means I go right down the middle. If I roll a four, that means I just sit right where I'm at and let the bad guys come to me right thar in the base. If I rolls a five, I go get a snack from the fridge. Anyway, SHORT has sumthin fer everyone so put in an app. Tell em Intel sent ya and ya wanna be in the goon platoon. If ya don't tell em that, you'll find yerself teaming up wid all those folks in the clan who wann win matches and stuff.

need more shorttankers!

Well, I know all my fellow clan members were dissapointed last night cuz I didn't get ta play. I was gonna tell em all about the finer details of my recent colonoscopy but my bride had more important stuff ta do. The cool thing is that SHORT knows real life comes first and they understand that sometimes playing tanks just aint possible. Course, the goon platoon leaves a gaping chasm of expertise when I aint there so that means I have to work twice as hard tonite when I get ta play. It would be a heck of a lot easier if we had more folks in the goon platoon so put yer application in today.Tell 'em Intel sent ya. I forgot ta mention, ya don't HAVE to join the goon platoon; I mean if ya wanna get in with them other clan folk and win matches, learn things, maybe teach a few things and stuff like that yer probably over qualified for the goon platoon anyway.

Apply today folks! SHORT is a great clan for people who just want to play without the stress of a clan with a hard chain of command giving out orders and permissions. We are casual people that plays for fun and eventually to put our clan on the CW map. So join now and enjoy
Edited by VMBI, May 19 2012 - 05:31.

need more active members, sign up in our website!

I will join. Just add me on skype or TS3. I am a Tier 4 M3 Lee.

Remember, please have your mic and an installed copy of TS3 ready. Looking for a few more tankers.

We're still a bit SHORT!  Join now!

After careful examination, it has been determined that we can accept perhaps ONE MORE member - call within the next ten minutes and receive a special discount on our kitchen knife set, too!